Suddenly, a rooster, whether intentionally or unintentionally, just when Helian Muge got behind him, made a strong effort, and with a 'pounce' sound, a piece of yellow and white material shot out.
A smell came, and Helian Muge discovered that every bit of that thing was on his body!
The father-in-law who was holding the chicken was shocked! He was so frightened that his feet went weak and he immediately knelt down and kowtowed "touch! touch!"
"Princess, spare your life!"
My chicken ancestor, when did you stop pooping, now is the time! My head will be pooped for you!
Helian Muge stretched out her hand to pull up the yellow and white stuff on her clothes, frowned, and turned her face away. The more she looked, the angrier she became. She became furious and gave an order.
"Take all the chickens, ducks and geese, regardless of whether they are male or female, and pluck all the hair off their buttocks. Not a single hair is left."
"Ah?" The eunuchs and maids couldn't help but open their mouths.
Helian Mu Gexing's eyes widened and he shouted in a deep voice.
"Ah what? You don't understand me, do you? Go quickly, if you slow down I will pluck all the hair off your butts."
"Uh..." the leading eunuch quickly ordered, "What are you doing standing still? Go quickly, or the princess will pluck all the hair off your buttocks... uh, of course, if you have hair on your buttocks."
Everyone hurriedly agreed, and there was another burst of chickens and dogs in the yard, followed by a bloody wind, and the screams of chickens, ducks and geese.
Seeing with satisfaction a group of naked chickens, ducks and geese running back and forth, gnawing and trampling on the hair that fell from their bodies all over the floor, Helian Muge clapped his hands, turned around gracefully, and prepared to leave.
"Play with me? I'll kill you!"
"The Emperor has arrived——"
A father-in-law's voice suddenly came, and everyone was startled: Why did the emperor come here?
The emperor stomped in. When he saw this ridiculous scene, his face darkened.
"What are you doing?"
Helian Muge rolled his eyes and replied confidently: "I wanted to make a quill, and I wanted to choose the best hairs. As a result, I plucked all the hairs on their butts and found that none of the hairs matched mine.
Require.
The emperor's eyes suddenly opened, he shook his head in astonishment, and asked again, dumbfounded,
"If you want goose feathers, why do you pluck all the feathers from ducks and chickens too?"
Helian Muge tilted his head and replied very innocently: "I thought maybe they hid their good feathers on ducks and chickens."