Chapter 93: Double Happiness, Often Laughing and Ransomware
"Everyone, please stay!"
Hearing this, everyone cursed in their hearts, but they did not dare to show any excessive expressions on their faces. Chang Xiao's appearance, Chang Xiao's force, Chang Xiao's domineering, and Chang Xiao's unreasonableness had left a deep impression on them.
My impression was that everyone looked at Chang Xiao stiffly.
Chang Xiao laughed at first, then pointed to his official robe and said: "Everyone, today Chang is worshiping the third rank. Are you just looking at me eagerly and don't have any congratulatory gifts?"
Alas!
Everyone scolded Chang Xiao for being so shameless, but they still laughed together, and then they all said that they would go home immediately to make preparations and leave now.
Chang Xiao waved his hand and said: "My lords are surrounded by servants, just ask them to go back and get it! Chang and your lords are waiting here and have a lot to say."
This is kidnapping! Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and finally they all loosened their collars and sent people back to buy gifts.
The official positions of Wang Changxu's friends are not very high. Among them, Wang Tongzhi and Chang Xiao have the same official position, and the rest of them are not as good as Chang Xiao. Naturally, they dare not go against Chang Xiao's words. You must know that although Jin Yiwei's power is weakening day by day,
But they are still in charge of them. It is really a big trouble to put small shoes on them.
And Wang Tongzhi never likes to talk, nor does he like to express opinions. Everyone has always regarded his existence as nothing. From the beginning to the end, Wang Tongzhi looked at Chang Xiao with interest, his eyes twinkling, and he didn't know.
What is he thinking about.
Chang Xiao glanced at everyone, and then laughed.
Whenever Chang smiles, they shiver. Every time Chang smiles, some people suffer and some are unlucky. They feel that the name Chang Xiao is too vicious and they should be called Chang Buxiao.
"My lords..."
Before Chang Xiao finished speaking, everyone trembled again.
"Chang has a double happiness today. We are all people with extraordinary literary talents. Why should we leave some poems and calligraphy to congratulate Chang!"
Everyone's faces were stiff, but they still had to maintain a smile. Writing poems was not a big problem for them, but in this situation, writing poems to congratulate Chang Xiao felt a bit forced. Literati are all about character.
, being forced to write poems like this, it seems... everyone is in trouble, Chang Xiao laughed again, this sound was so creepy, as if someone laughed from behind when no one was around in the middle of the night, everyone hurriedly wiped away the cold sweat
It means that I must write, I must write, I must write, I must write a good poem.
The wedding hall was already equipped with paper, ink, pens and inkstones, in order to add luster to the poetic genius at the wedding. Wang Changxu himself even had a good poem and was ready to pour ink on the spot. Unfortunately, he would never write this poem again.
There is no need for it anymore, but the paper, pen and ink will not be wasted. Chang Xiao can just use it directly.
Chunlai quickly unfolded the fine gold-sprinkled paper and polished it with the best inkstone.
A group of officials lined up to write poems one by one to cater to the current happy scene.
After Chang Xiao read them one by one, he made sure that there was no one who was secretly cursing himself using poetic code words, so he laughed out loud. He couldn't help but feel inspired by poetry, so he picked up his pen. With a little luck, he said quite complacently:
"The pretty girl from Linglong Tower also admires my literary talent!"
Everyone couldn't help but hold their breath and looked at Chang Xiao.
Miss Qing Niao's talent is obvious to all. If Qing Niao admires her, then Chang Xiao's literary talents may really have something to offer. By the way, Chang Xiao sent a letter to Qing Niao, and Qing Niao met him in private.
Okay, maybe Changxiao really has some literary talents.
Chang Xiao glanced at Wang Changxu, who had a pig-headed face, and said with a smile: "Let's give this couple to Mr. Wang and his wife! The two of them were very busy and organized this wedding banquet specially for Chang. Chang should also treat him well."
Thank you to them."
As he spoke, Chang smiled, tugged his sleeves, splashed ink, and started writing.
First couplet: A dog couple and two big liars.
Second line: A pair of lustful men and women are shameless.
Hengbiao: Infertility will last a lifetime. This couplet is really poorly written. There is no contrast, it is not neat, the language is vulgar, and the handwriting is really average, but... it’s a very good scolding! Especially this couplet about infertility, a lifetime
Unparalleled criticism... There was a pop, and I don't know who laughed first, and then quickly swallowed the sound. Then everyone held it in with their mouths crooked and their eyes squinting, for fear of laughing out loud.
Chang Xiao looked around and was very satisfied. At this time, there was a noise outside. In a moment, Chang Fu and others rushed in with murderous intent.
Each of these servants of the Chang family were carrying sticks. When they knew that their master was going to destroy someone else's wedding banquet, they were ready to fight.
Chang Fu, it's nothing to have them all the time. The key is that there are more than a hundred Wang Xunfeng's private soldiers. These guys come from Jiubian. They fight like wolves and tigers. They have been in a state of confusion these days.
, finally had such an opportunity, and almost fought all the way from the front door of the Wang family. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered, he saw everyone in the house smiling and looking at calligraphy and paintings.
With such a harmonious scene in front of them, all the Chang family servants were a little stunned, wondering if they had made a mistake? Then they all hid the sticks behind their backs in embarrassment.
When Chang Xiao saw them coming, he laughed and said: "Today is my happy day, Master. All of you have sent congratulatory gifts. Here is the gift list. You all go and carry things for Master."
Chang Fu Changyou and the others were stunned for a moment, and then became a little puzzled. However, the host’s family sent them all the gift orders, and they just followed orders.
Chang Fu and Chang You were about to find a place to move things, but Chang Xiao shouted: "Wait a minute."
Chang Fu and Chang You stopped in a hurry. Everyone was stunned and looked at Chang You with a smile.
Chang Xiao laughed, and everyone cheered.
But Chang Xiao was not facing them, but looking at Wang Changxu.
"Master Wang, today Chang has a double happiness, don't you express your gratitude?" Chang Xiao said, looking at Wang Changxu's pig head with a shy face.
Wang Changxu's face was as big as a basin at this time, and he couldn't speak words. His back molar was removed by Chang Xiao, and he still has it in his mouth and can't spit it out.
Chang Xiao hurriedly came in and listened, then showed a surprised expression, looked at Wang Changxu and said: "Master Wang is saying that Chang can just take whatever he likes? Tsk, tsk, how can this be so embarrassing, haha."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then it was as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on them. Chang's laughter was too harsh.
Chang Xiao repeatedly said he was sorry, Wang Changxu screamed in anxiety, but could not speak. Finally, Chang Xiao showed a helpless expression, looked at the adults whose hands and feet were cold, and said with a smile: "Master Wang insists on being filial.
Chang, Chang is embarrassed not to accept it."
After saying that, he said coldly to Chang Fu Changyou: "Didn't you hear? Whatever good things belong to the Wang family, I will bring them back to you!"
Chang Fu, Chang Fu, and two of them were startled, and then they realized that the Young Master had indeed called them here to bully others! They all responded loudly, and then hundreds of people ran rampant in the Wang family.
More than fifty of the hundred and ten Wang Xunfeng's private soldiers came. When fighting, they were like wolves and tigers. When they snatched things, they were like tigers with added wings, like dragons riding on clouds.
Miserable howls were immediately heard from all around the Wang family.
Those who didn’t know better thought that the Wang family had been confiscated by the emperor.
Those officials were all silent. The ferocity of Chang Xiao was far beyond their expectations. No, there was no way to predict it. He was simply a born killer, a wicked man born on earth!
It's terrible, terrible. When they think of such a person becoming the second-in-command of Jin Yiwei, they all feel chills on their necks, as if there is a steel knife on them.
Now Changxiao won't let them leave, and they don't even dare to say goodbye.
At this time, in Jin Yun's eyes, the more cruel Chang Xiao was to others, the more gentle he seemed to be towards her. Although she also felt that Chang Xiao seemed to be a bit too much, but when she thought of what Wang Changxu and his wife had done, especially when Wang Changxu exposed her in public,
Hijab, humiliating her with words, using this to suppress Chang Xiao's things, her compassion was withdrawn.
Chang Xiao was watching his servants move with interest when he suddenly felt someone tugging at the corner of his clothes. Chang Xiao looked dumbly and saw Jin Yun with a red face and a mosquito-like voice pointing at the altar enshrined in the wedding hall.
The Tathagata Buddha's Treasure Appearance said: "Sir, I would like to ask this Tathagata Buddha to go back and worship." A lady like Jin Yun would be embarrassed to do this kind of thing of snatching other people's things back. If it weren't for the Tathagata Buddha's treasure appearance,
Respectfully, Jinyun is absolutely ashamed to speak!
Chang Xiao laughed loudly when he heard this and said, "This looks a bit like Mrs. Chang!" After saying this, he waved his hand and called Chang You to invite the Buddha to go home.
Then Chang Xiao looked at the sky outside and said, "It's time to go home to the bridal chamber!"
Jin Yun's whole face suddenly turned red when she heard this, and she was so ashamed that she couldn't stand it. People these days are so shameless, especially Jin Yun. She was also a little bit angry in her heart, and she often laughed at being scornful of her in public.
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Chang Xiao didn't realize it, so he called Chang Fu, and Chang You came over. He said a few words, "Chang Fu," and Chang You hurriedly went to carry the Wang family's wedding sedan.
Chang Xiao took one look at the stingy and shabby two-person sedan, turned around and gave Wang Changxu two kicks. Wang Changxu was baffled by these two kicks, but he could only endure the screams and was unable to scream.
Chang Xiao raised his voice and said: "You brought such a small sedan chair to marry my Yun'er, and you humiliated her for nothing! Chang You, Chang Fu, you two, let me get rid of everyone. The entire capital, as long as you are
Rent all the free wedding sedans for me, call all the lion dancers and suona players, buy as many firecrackers as you can, I want to go around the city to give Yun'er a sight!"