Huang Shang is no stranger to the names Wencai and Qiusheng.
Or to be precise, throughout China, people born in the 1980s and 1990s, especially boys, are definitely very familiar with these two names.
Because they are the two silly apprentices of "Uncle Nine", the absolute protagonist of the classic series of zombie films "Mr. Zombie". Although they are said to be idiots who fail to accomplish anything but are prone to failure, they have caused a lot of trouble for their master.
I know how much trouble there is, but at the same time, he is also a funny person and a classic supporting role in the movie, and he is very popular in people's hearts.
It’s no wonder that Huang Shang felt that these two people looked familiar before. After all, although these two people had changed roles several times in the movie, they were born in the apocalypse and combined the advantages and disadvantages of those characters, resulting in the same thing as in the movie.
There are some differences in appearance, but that kind of sand sculpture temperament cannot be concealed no matter what.
Coupled with the "death of master" and "master's uncle" mentioned in their previous conversation, Huang Shang confirmed their identities.
Because the great uncle they were talking about was Shi Jian, the great disciple of Maoshan who died in the hands of Huang Shang!
"Why are these two idiots here?"
After confirming the identities of these two people, Huang Shang became even more confused. Without the leadership of their master, Uncle Jiu, didn't these two sand sculptures come to this ghost town to deliver "takeaways" to the evil ghosts in the city?
And it seems that they haven't figured out the situation yet, otherwise they wouldn't be looking for food from ghosts.
Thinking of this, Huang Shang suddenly raised the corner of his mouth and laughed.
After the ghost shopkeeper serves the food, there will probably be a good show to watch.
"Two distinguished guests, the food is here!"
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. At this moment, the ghost shopkeeper had put a plate of food in front of Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng on a wooden plate, and then said with a smile: "Originally, we are not serving food at this time.
, but because of the noise I caused to the two guests last night, I specially called the chef to make a delicious meal for them."
It has to be said that these foods still look very delicate and tempting, but the strange thing is that these foods are not steaming at all, and even with Huang Shang's currently enhanced sense of smell, he can't smell any fragrance.
It's like... fake!
“Wow, so many dishes!”
"I'm starving, I'm starving!"
Wencai and Qiu Sheng did not have Huang Shang's keen observation skills. When they saw the food placed in front of them, they immediately picked up their chopsticks and started eating excitedly.
But after taking the first bite, they all spit out the food and couldn't help but complain.
"Boss, why is your food cold?"
“And it doesn’t have any fragrance or taste at all, it’s like chewing wax!”
"Is this food for humans? It's for ghosts!"
Both of them were extremely indignant at this moment, because although the food looked exquisite and attractive, when they took a bite, it was like chewing wax and had no taste at all. It was simply the worst food they had ever eaten.
However, these two idiots did not notice. As soon as they said this, the ghost shopkeeper and other ghosts who were still chatting in the lobby of the inn and had not gone back to rest were all stunned, and then they seemed to realize something.
They all turned their attention to Wencai and Qiu Sheng, staring at them with such eyes that both Wencai and Qiu Sheng felt a little frightened.
"What's the matter? Can't you say the food isn't delicious?"
After all, Qiu Sheng had martial arts skills and a bit of Taoism, but he was not good at it. He was also very courageous. When he saw the strange looks in those people's eyes, he had the courage to slap the table and said.
However, in the face of Qiu Sheng's doubts, the shopkeeper did not speak. Instead, he approached Qiu Sheng and took a sniff, showing a hint of doubt. Then he took Qiu Sheng's chopsticks away and put them in his mouth to lick them.
And just when Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai got goosebumps from this scene and were about to scold the ghost shopkeeper for being a pervert, a creepy smile appeared on the ghost shopkeeper's face: "Why don't I feel it on you?"
When it comes to popularity, it seems that there must be some treasure that suppresses your popularity... But this treasure can suppress your popularity, but it cannot suppress the taste of living people in your saliva... Hehehehe!"
"A living person?"
"A stranger actually dares to come here!"
"Hehehe, that's great!"
After hearing the innkeeper's words, the ghosts in the inn lobby stood up one after another and gathered around Wencai and Qiu Sheng. The sinister and greedy smiles on their faces were like gluttons encountering peerless delicacies, which made the two of them feel cold.
"What are you doing? Is this a black shop?"
"What's wrong with living people? Are you ghosts?"
Seeing the ghosts that were constantly approaching, the literary talent Qiusheng's face turned a little pale.
They just followed what their master said and found a place to live near the Changping Ancient Battlefield, waiting for their master to arrive. Why did they end up in a black shop?
"Sir, you are right, aren't we all ghosts?"
Hearing Qiu Shengwencai's words, the smile on the ghost shopkeeper's face became more and more sinister: "Speaking of which, since the two guests are strangers, they should not have ghost money to settle the bill... In this case, then use two
Can you pay the bill yourself?"
"Hey hey hey, shopkeeper, whoever sees me has a share, leave their intestines to me!"
"Using their blood to make wine will definitely taste good!"
"I want to eat kidneys!"
…
Hearing the ghost shopkeeper's words, all the ghosts also smiled sinisterly. At the same time, they slowly showed their prototypes and turned into the ferocious and terrifying evil ghosts with green faces and fangs.
You must know that for ghosts, they can hardly experience any beautiful taste in this world, but only things that are soaked in the yang energy of living people can be tasted by them. Therefore, those sacrifices to them are also
Because they are contaminated with yang energy, they are attracted by these ghosts.
But how can a sacrifice contaminated with a little yang energy compare to a living person?
If in ancient times, with the constraints of heaven and earth, ghosts might not dare to cause chaos, but in this chaotic end of the world, these ghosts don't have so many scruples.
What's more, they take the initiative to come to the door and deliver delicious food with love. No matter what happens to the living person in their mouth, they can't let them escape!
"Senior...brother, they are ghosts!"
Seeing all the ghosts showing their true colors, Wen Cai was so frightened that he stammered.
"I...I saw it!"
Qiu Sheng was obviously frightened, but he was better than Wen Cai. After taking a deep breath, he suddenly shouted: "Run!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qiu Sheng suddenly lifted the table, smashed it against the ghosts, then jumped up and ran towards the outside of the inn!
Wen Cai was obviously already familiar with the escape routine, so even though he looked a little stupid, he reacted very quickly this time and ran away with Qiu Sheng!
"Get 'em!"
Seeing Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai trying to run away, the ghosts were furious, and then they all jumped up and chased Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
"Interesting...I want to see when Uncle Jiu will show up."
Seeing this scene, Huang Shang's lips curled up slightly, and then he followed Qiu Sheng Wencai and these ghosts.
In their opinion, although these two sand sculpture apprentices were troublemakers and idiots, they had a good master who was willing to protect them from the wind and rain, so once these two people were in danger, it was impossible for Uncle Ninth not to show up.
As a person who grew up watching such zombie movies, Huang Shang also has deep feelings for Uncle Ninth, so it would be a great thing to meet him now.