Seeing Deadpool's helpless look, Huang Shang couldn't help but have a headache for a while.
To be honest, if this guy refuses to cooperate, I'm afraid he will really
Seeing Deadpool's helpless look, Huang Shang couldn't help but have a headache for a while.
To be honest, if this guy refuses to cooperate, I'm afraid there's really nothing he can do against this guy.
After all, this guy is immortal, and he is not afraid of death, nor is he afraid of brain invasion, and may not even be afraid of pain. In this case, there is really no method that can be useful to this guy.
"I want you to help me..."
When this matter was mentioned, Deadpool's expression became extremely serious: "Join the Avengers!"
"puff!"
Hearing Deadpool's words, Huang Shang almost spit out blood: "What did you say?"
"I want to join the Avengers!"
Deadpool said firmly: "Why can that good-for-nothing Hawkeye be allowed in but I can't? Moreover, he is having an affair with Scarlett Johansson. That's my ex-wife. It's not his turn no matter what."
"Is there something wrong with your head?"
Faced with the psychosis in front of him, Huang Shang doubted whether his previous decision was correct: "It's only the 1980s, Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are still teenagers, and even in the movie plot line, Black Widow
She will be born in a few years, so where do you want me to help you gather the Avengers and form an Avengers Alliance?"
"I don't care, I want it!"
Deadpool was obviously acting up at this moment: "I want to join the Avengers, I want to join the Avengers!"
Speaking of this, Deadpool suddenly offered a bargaining chip that Huang Shang could not refuse: "As long as you help me join the Avengers, I will help you get your girl back!"
"Do you know where Yurou is?"
Hearing Deadpool's words, Huang Shang was startled. He walked up to Deadpool quickly, grabbed his arm, and asked in a deep voice: "Tell me, where is she and how is she doing now!"
He was separated from Yurou and others when they were teleported in another space. Even he didn't know whether Yurou and others were dead or alive, and if they were alive, which plane they would end up in.
But now it sounds like Deadpool knows their whereabouts.
"Of course I know. Don't forget, I can break the fourth wall and see countless planes."
Deadpool pinched his nose and said: "Don't worry, your girl and the others are safe for the time being, but one of them is in a special situation... How can I put it, I actually envy him, after all, he is soft
Food is also a skill, I’m just a little tired in bed..."
Having said this, Deadpool paused and said: "How about you help me join the Avengers, and I will help you find your girl."
"Okay, I promise you. Damn it, you are a psycho."
At this point, Huang Shang had no reason to refuse, but couldn't help but cursed: "You didn't want to go see a doctor?"
"I've seen it, and they said that I, a mentally ill person, have a good spirit."
Deadpool didn't care about Huang Shang's words at all, but said excitedly: "So what should we do as the first step now? Find Tony the big shit first, or go find that fat green guy wearing only pants? Or take that American guy with a big butt?
Wake up? Damn it, that ass... You said how about letting me replace him as the captain of the Avengers, Captain Deadpool, that sounds very exciting!"
"Shut up!"
Huang Shang directly interrupted Deadpool's chatter, pressed his head with a headache, and said: "You idiot captain, don't think I haven't watched Deadpool 2. How many people are there in the X Agent Team you formed?"
Came down?"
Speaking of this, Huang Shang was also speechless: "Tell me, how did you become so stupid that you let those idiots go skydiving with you?"
Make Deadpool the leader of the Avengers?
Huang Sang shudders just thinking about that scene!
"You can't blame me for this. This was arranged by the director. After all, the movie is limited in duration. To highlight me as the protagonist, the only way is to let the supporting actors get their lunch boxes early."
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and said: "You have to know that there are already enough supporting roles, such as Iron Man, Russell, Domino and Steel Cable... By the way, Cable's status is getting lower and lower. He is obviously in the Avengers.
Playing Thanos is still a big boss...but he still has such a great figure..."
boom!
Before he finished speaking, a gunshot rang out, and a bullet entered Deadpool's mouth, then penetrated from the back of his head, bringing up a ball of blood and causing him to fall to the ground.
"Phew, it's clear now..."
Looking at Deadpool lying in a pool of blood, Huang Shang let out a long breath.
He really couldn't stand the chatter of this stupid Deadpool, so he shot this guy's head off with one shot. Since this guy's immortal body would not take long to recover, he could just take advantage of this period to clean up.
Later, without Deadpool's constant chatter, Huang Shang could finally think calmly.
In order to get Deadpool to join the team and help him save Yu Rou and others, it is imperative to form the Avengers Alliance, but how to form it is quite troublesome.
Among them, Hawkeye and Black Widow may have been born in the comic plot, but in this world where the main theme of the movie plot is probably not born yet, as for Wanda and Vision, let alone...
In addition, Iron Man and Hulk are still just ten years old...
As for Thor, even though he has not been exiled to Earth yet, he still looks aggressive and reckless...
Moreover, this guy is in Asgard, and there is Odin with unfathomable strength behind him. It is almost impossible to pull Thor into the Avengers at this stage.
Not to mention Spider-Man, Ant-Man and others... Star-Lord's mother must have just been pregnant...
Only Captain America's situation is better. Although he is frozen in ice, as long as he is revived, he can be counted as one of them.
Thinking of this, Huang Shang also had an increasingly headache.
This damn Deadpool really posed a problem for him.
By the way, the Winter Soldier is still under the control of Hydra, and the previous Black Panther in Wakanda is also there, so he can more or less make up the numbers...
Anyway, let's get the Captain America, Winter Soldier and Black Panther together first, and at least get the basic team of the Avengers together. Moreover, Wakanda is rich in resources, and there are also treasures such as the heart-shaped grass. Now Nine Heads
The snake and vampire clans have basically been integrated, and it's time to take action against Wakanda.
As long as he can master Wakanda, the power he can use in the future will become stronger.
"Damn it, you cum in my mouth again..."
At this moment, Deadpool covered his mouth and climbed up from the ground, complaining vaguely: "It's so big and so hot, I almost can't stand it..."
"How dare you talk dirty to me..."
Seeing that after only a moment of silence, Deadpool was jumping to life again, Huang Shang couldn't help but shook his head and cursed, then sighed and said: "Let's go, let's wake up Steve Rogers first... As for death,
The matter of the captain..."
"Don't even think about it!"
Speaking of this, Huang Shang's expression became extremely serious: "I don't want to die before leaving the army!"
"Well, who told me that my pectoralis major is not as big as his, and my butt is not as pert as his. Speaking of which, boss, are you attracted to that guy's butt?"
Looking at Huang Shang's serious expression, Deadpool pressed his nose and said: "Believe me, that guy is just looking at it and seeing it as useless. I have much better skills than him..."
boom!
Before he finished speaking, gunshots rang out again, and Deadpool fell into a pool of blood again.
"This sand sculpture..."
Looking at Deadpool lying in a pool of blood, Huang Shang stuffed the gun back into his waist, then shook his head, condensed a magic whip to help Deadpool's feet, then opened the space door, dragging Deadpool who was still shaking slightly
So he walked in.
His time cannot be wasted. Since he wants to form the Avengers, he must start taking action now!?
ps: Last night’s second update, I finished it but didn’t modify it. I just came to the company for a meeting and I revised it and sent it out. I’ll have it later.