"Then let's go to the right. The master of the first hall happens to be a good friend of mine, so I think you can ask." Shopkeeper Zhou pointed to the path up the mountain on the right.
"The relationship is great, then let's go up now." Xiao Ran said casually and walked up carelessly.
Seeing Xiao Ran walking up without any scruples, Shopkeeper Zhou twitched his face and thought to himself: Let you be so rampant, this is the Soul Palace, and if there are too many ants, they will kill the elephant.
"Stop, stop, this is the Twelve Palaces of the Soul Palace, Tiansha Zuoqiu, and you are not allowed to enter." Xiao Ran had just reached the foot of the mountain when a tall beauty and a six or seven-year-old girl came up babbling and pointed.
He pointed at Xiao Ran and said.
"Auntie, this Soul Palace is not your home. Just take care of your children. I have something urgent to do. If the good dog is not in the way, you can just get out of the way." Xiao Ran looked at this woman with a child,
The last trace of interest in this woman was gone, and she casually glanced at her and tried to persuade her.
"What, what did you just call me? I didn't hear it. Say it again if you have the ability!" When the woman heard this, a chill suddenly appeared on her originally impatient face.
"Ah, could it be that I called you by the wrong name? It's impossible! I know, this is definitely not your daughter. Hey, although women love beauty, you are already married. Oh, no, you both have granddaughters.
How can you be so unruly and still look like a beautiful woman!" Xiao Ran pointed at the woman's tall and straight breasts with a look of sorrow and anger.
This guy is very knowledgeable, and he actually knows that I am a beauty. The woman felt comfortable for a while, but suddenly she felt something was wrong. The child next to her tugged at the corner of her clothes and said babblingly: "Sister, just now this bastard uncle said that you
She’s an old woman.”[
When the tall beauty heard this, her lungs almost exploded. She took out an immortal sword at some point and imbued her with the immortal power, and with a "chirp", she shot towards Xiao Ran, who was less than two meters in front of her.
"Damn it, even if I'm right, you don't have to kill anyone to silence me. Just let me pass by this old lady!" Xiao Ran shouted and jumped up, narrowly avoiding the fairy sword.
Unfortunately, Xiao Ran's answer was only a cold snort.
"Hmph! Look where you are running!" The woman snorted coldly, and six identical swords appeared in front of her. Under the woman's control, the six swords completely blocked Xiao Ran's retreat from six different angles. The woman was careful.
With a kick of her foot, the fairy sword stuck on the ground was lifted up into the sky. The woman stretched out her finger and pointed forward, and the fairy sword quickly shot toward Xiao Ran's heart.
It was too late, but it was so fast. Not to mention the other six fairy swords, this fairy sword came from behind. The speed was more than doubled. In half a breath, the sword tip was already touching Xiao Ran's left chest.
"bite--"
The woman's little cherry mouth opened wide, looking at the scene in front of her in disbelief. She was even more surprised than the one who saw the man.
"You are actually wearing fairy armor!" Xiao Ran's clothes were turned into rags when the sword energy stirred them up. When the woman reacted and was about to cover her eyes from looking at that obscene thing, she suddenly
He discovered that Xiao Ran actually wore the kind of armor that covered the whole body, and all six swords only opened a smiling cone-shaped hole in the armor. And the one he shot out with eight percent of his strength
The fairy sword was broken into two pieces and fell to the ground.
Seeing that the armor on his body was actually pierced, Xiao Ran showed a wry smile. In the woman's surprised eyes, Xiao Ran put his hand into the armor, slowly took out a piece of bronze mirror and touched it lovingly.
He said to himself for a while: "It's a very dangerous thing. Fortunately, I'm always careful. Putting a goggle under the armor won't cover it after all!"
"...You, a Nine Heavens Mysterious Immortal, are actually still wearing battle armor with a breast shield inside, don't you think it's embarrassing?" The woman took back the six immortal swords and reluctantly put aside the matter of the broken middle-grade sword.
He didn't think about it, but looked at Xiao Ran with disdain.
"As a human being, you must be on the safe side!" Xiao Ran took back the breast shield and said with a smile. As soon as he finished speaking, before the woman could react, Xiao Ran's voice suddenly became extremely cold: "This
Beauty, I kindly asked you to make way for me, why did you use the fairy sword to kill me?"
"Didn't you say that dogs don't block the road? If I give way to you, wouldn't I turn into a dog? Huh, I'm kindly reminding you, but I didn't expect that my good intentions were regarded as a donkey's heart and lungs, and she even called me an old woman!" The woman!
The anger that had been suppressed by Xiao Ran's words suddenly rose up. He pointed at Xiao Ran and shouted: "Five million high-grade immortal crystals to compensate for my immortal sword!"
"Damn, it's easy to mess with. Dad is right, you can mess with anyone, but you can't mess with women!" Xiao Ran thought very eloquently when he was caught with pigtails. However, a smile suddenly appeared on Xiao Ran's face.
Said: "You think of me as an old woman, aren't you the one who takes care of others? Hey, people's hearts are unpredictable in the world. Why do the words 'I am still a virgin' sound so awkward? It turns out there is a reason.
Ah!" After saying that, Xiao Ran simply shook his head and sighed uncontrollably.
"Shame! I've seen shameful people, but I've never seen anyone so shameful!" Shopkeeper Zhou and others ran all the way behind Xiao Nian, and happened to see the woman approaching. Under Shopkeeper Zhou's reminder, several people stood very close.
Watching here from a distance. However, these people are all masters of the early stage of ancient spiritual immortals. Which one of them is not a human being who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years? They all pricked up their ears and kept their eyes open, and they watched with great pleasure.
.When I saw Xiao Ran talking for a while, taking out a breast goggle for a while, and sighing for a while, the woman in question turned green and white, and all four of them had three black lines hanging on their foreheads.
"I said Zhou Papi, who is that woman? Why do we have to run so far to see her?" Huang Daoxian asked with a puzzled look on his face.[
"Can't you please keep your voice down? If those two adults hear it, we will wait to die." Shopkeeper Zhou immediately scolded in a low voice, with an incomprehensible voice on his face to the three men who were staring at him.
The voice transmission said: "That tall beauty is the master of the second hall, and her temper is unpredictable. And the little girl next to you, you must not think that she is an ordinary child, she is from the twelfth hall.
Palace Master, your strength is still higher than that beauty!"
"No, Lao Zhou, you must be alarmist. How can a little girl like that be the master of the palace?" Master Lu said with a smile.
"Although I have never seen it with my own eyes before, I have heard of it at least. It is much better than you, a guy who only knows how to make alchemy and weapons all day long." Seeing Zhou Papi's expression of needing a beating, Master Lu was really angry.
She felt the urge to beat him up.
"Those four old guys over there, don't hide there. No one is talking to me. Come out." While the tall beauty and Xiao Ran were staring at each other, the little girl suddenly walked away with a mysterious smile on her face.
He grabbed the beauty's hand. With a sway of his little arm, the one-inch copper bell hanging on the arm swayed and rang a few times.
"Hey, Master Lu, why do you have a nosebleed? It can't be because you saw the master of the second hall. I advise you not to have this idea. You are so old, how can you do this?
The old cow is eating young grass!" Abacus faintly heard the little girl calling him, and felt bad. He quickly held his breath and hid, but happened to see two wisps of blood on Master Lu's nostrils who were hiding together.
He immediately laughed from ear to ear.
"Fart, we are all cultivators, how could we have nosebleeds!" Master Lu glared at him. He had just been despised by Zhou Papi, but he didn't expect that this abacus would come to make fun of him again. What a tiger.
If I don't show off my power, I will be treated as a soft persimmon. Master Lu was so angry that his teeth were itching. But just when Master Lu was about to curse, his eyes suddenly lit up. Master Lu's face turned red and he snickered aggrievedly: "You three
It’s just that you want to be an old cow eating young grass, instead of peeing and looking in the mirror to see how you look.”
Seeing the three people happily having nosebleeds and acting completely unaware, Master Lu felt relieved and didn't think about anything else for a moment.
But when Shopkeeper Zhou heard what Master Lu said, a flash of light flashed through his mind and he immediately said something bad. He looked up and saw that all three of them were bleeding from the nose. Shopkeeper Zhou immediately reached out and touched it, and sure enough, he was also bleeding from the nose. Shopkeeper Zhou's expression
He suddenly turned pale: "Oops, we were hit by the sonic attack of the Twelve Hall Masters! The Twelve Hall Masters discovered us just now. If we hide anymore, we really don't know how we will die. Come out with me quickly."
!" After Shopkeeper Zhou finished speaking, he stood upright with a "whoosh" sound, hurriedly removed the invisibility charm from his body and flew towards a place a hundred meters away.
The other three people looked at each other and were dumbfounded.
"Zhou Papi knows more than us, let's go over there first!" Everyone knew the title of the Abacus, the God of Calculation. After hearing the Abacus say this, several people no longer hesitated and flew over.
When the little girl saw Shopkeeper Zhou flying towards her, she actually didn't dodge. She drew a circle in the air with her fleshy little hands. Shopkeeper Zhou felt her body tighten, as if she was tied up with something.
It fell from the air more than ten meters high with a "snap".
There was a solid ground below, and Shopkeeper Zhou's thin skin and tender flesh almost broke into pieces when he fell down. The pain made Shopkeeper Zhou scream on the ground.
"Hey, isn't this Shopkeeper Zhou Papi Zhou? Come and sit in my hall whenever you have time. The Master of the Eleventh Hall always talks to me about it." The little girl looked aggrieved when she saw Shopkeeper Zhou.
With a wave of his little hand, shopkeeper Zhou felt his whole body relax, and saw a ring gradually turning from transparent to jasper color and returning to the little girl's wrist.
"It's just such a thing that got me into trouble!" Shopkeeper Zhou felt really depressed, and secretly scolded his friend, the Eleventh Hall Master. If the Eleventh Hall Master heard it, he would probably be scolded.
The two of them could start fighting each other on the spot.
The other three flew in from behind, and just in time to see shopkeeper Zhou being knocked to the ground with a painful look on his face, they all secretly considered whether they had osteoporosis, and then they all landed in a tacit understanding.