"Mother?!" Xiao Ran and the other four shouted out one after another, with incredible looks on their faces.
"Yes, our Monkey King has always been a female." The monkey man asked curiously, "Do you know a male Monkey King? How is his cultivation? That's great. If
If I introduce that male to our Monkey King as a husband, he will definitely be appreciated by the Monkey King. What are you guys doing standing around? Hurry up and invite that male Monkey King over. Otherwise there are so many
All the peaches have been picked off, and if the king blames you, you will all be dead." The monkey man urged from the side confidently.
"The Monkey King we are talking about has become a Buddha now. You, the king, definitely have no chance, so just give up." King Kong patted the Monkey Man on the shoulder with a look of regret.
"What should I do? The king will definitely kill me too." Upon hearing this, the monkey man immediately sat down on the ground and muttered to himself with a look of despair on his face.
"But brother monkey, don't be anxious. Although we don't know the Monkey King, I personally know a monkey with advanced cultivation and handsome appearance. I just don't know what your king looks like. Why don't you take care of him?
I'm going to meet your king, and if she is a talented man and a beautiful woman, I will help match her." Xiao Ran gave the monkey man hope when he was in despair.
When the monkey man heard this, he stared at Xiao Ran with bright eyes and asked: "Master, can you let me see the monkey king you mentioned first so that I can have a better understanding of it?"
"I'm afraid this won't work." Xiao Ran shook his head helplessly.
"Glasses, where did you think the boss got to know another male monkey?" While the two were talking, King Kong asked Spectacles with a confused look on his face.
The face of the monkey on the side suddenly turned green, but King Kong only paid attention to the glasses and did not see the monkey's expression. The glasses glanced at the monkey's aggrieved look, suppressed a smile and said: "In fact, we also know this male monkey.
Yes, King Kong, please wait a little longer, the boss will invite the male monkey out later."[
King Kong said "Oh" and went to the side with an amused look on his face and waited obediently.
Xiao Ran and the monkey man exchanged words and quickly became familiar with each other. One man and the other demon also let out some lewd laughter from time to time, which made everyone's hair stand on end.
The monkey stayed aside, not to mention how rich the expression on his face was. The monkey who was still full of grief and anger just now was as pitiful as his dead mother. Originally, the monkey wanted to go up and expose Xiao Ran's conspiracy, but he didn't know that he was killed by Xiao Ran halfway.
A message was given to warn him. In the end, the monkey succumbed to Xiao Ran's power. Listening to the laughter of the two people, the monkey kept praying to the Buddha on the side, and he was definitely more pious than ever before.
"I have fallen into a wolf's den, right? The more I look at these people, the less they look like Buddhist cultivators. However, this carefree Buddha really lives up to his name. If I go up there, I will definitely fight with that monkey man!"
Sure enough, you still have to listen to the teacher and learn more Buddhist words to influence all living beings!" Zen Master Miaoxi was stunned as he watched from the side. After a while, he saw Xiao Ran and the monkey man finally had obscene smiles on their faces.
It looked like the deal was settled. Then Zen Master Miaoxi walked up and coughed a few times.
"Hey, what's wrong with you, Zen Master Miaoxi? Do you have a cold and a cough? Why do you keep coughing? Hey, even a monk can get hairy. It seems that your illness must be very serious. Master Miaoxi, you must
Take care of yourself, otherwise the relic thief is not caught, and maybe you will pass away. Then your disciple, Abbot Sun Miaoguang, will definitely not be able to keep your relics, and maybe they will be stolen again!" Xiao Ran heard Miaoxi.
The Zen master kept coughing and suddenly said with concern on his face.
Zen Master Miaoxi originally wanted to refute, but Xiao Ran kept talking, and he had no chance to interrupt. When Xiao Ran finally finished speaking, Master Miaoxi realized that he couldn't say even half a sentence, and he was holding back.
After a while, Zen Master Miaoxi blushed and shouted, "I'll punch your lungs out!"
"Hey, this cough is transmitted from the lungs. Master Miaoxi, if you want to stop me, I'd better wait until you get better from the cough. Otherwise, it will be terrible if I become like you!"
"Damn! You're going to find the Monkey King. How can I catch the relic thief alone!" Zen Master Miaoxi finally couldn't help but cursed.
"It turns out that if the Zen master talks about this again, you should have said it earlier! We would have gone if we had said it earlier. Now that I have made an appointment with this monkey brother, you are saying, isn't this embarrassing for me as a person! Others say that women are troublesome
, I didn’t expect you, a Zen master, to grind like a woman." Xiao Ran couldn't help but sigh, and then asked the monkey man: "Brother Monkey, do you think we can capture the relic thief first and then fight with him?
Are you going to kill the Monkey King together?"
The monkey man looked at Zen Master Miaoxi and found that Master Miaoxi was looking at him with a fierce look on his face, and his cultivation seemed to be unfathomable. His impression of Zen Master Miaoxi immediately dropped a lot. After thinking about it,
The monkey man said slowly: "Master Miaoxi has great magic power, can't he catch thieves by himself?"
If I could say it, I would have said it a long time ago. You talked so happily just now. I dare say it! Zen Master Miaoxi scolded Xiao Ran severely in his heart. Suddenly, Zen Master Miaoxi heard what the monkey man said again, and he immediately
Without getting out of breath, he said: "Humph, I can do it alone. Since Xiaoyao Buddha has other things to do, why don't we separate here, and we will meet again when we have the chance to meet again in the future!" Zen Master Miaoxi added the words "goodbye" to each other.
He said the words very seriously, and then fled to another place.
"What should I do, boss? Our relics are just gone!" After Zen Master Miaoxi left, the monkey immediately came up and seized the opportunity to complain.
"I don't know about this little thing, boss. Don't worry, the relics will definitely be yours." Xiao Ran said as if he was a monkey, but the monkey hadn't gotten excited yet. Xiao Ran immediately poured another basin of cold water on it: "Monkey!
, are you ready? If you are, let's go."
Seeing Monkey's hesitant expression, Xiao Ran snickered secretly and said with a serious face: "Monkey, just tell me what you want. As long as I can do it, boss, I will definitely satisfy you."
"Then boss, can I not go?"[
"cannot."
"Boss, won't you satisfy me?"
"Yes, I can't do this. Well, since you have nothing else to say, let's go and don't keep the Monkey King waiting." Xiao Ran said in an unquestionable tone.
Immediately, a few people pulled the ashen-faced monkey away. The monkey man walked in front with an excited face, and the other four people followed the monkey man in Buddhist attire into a cave deep in the peach forest and passed through the cave.
Then they came to another place. After walking around for about half an hour, they finally came to a mountain peak only 100 meters high. This mountain was majestic and beautiful, and the mountains and plains were covered with green grass and various kinds of things.
There are strange flowers and trees. On the top of the mountain, there is a relatively flat plain. There is a pond in the plain, about fifty meters wide, and about thirty meters above it is a cliff. The spring water washes down the cliff, which looks like a small
Waterfall. Looking from a distance, there is still a relatively prominent place on the plain, where many monkeys are gathering, picking out lice and scratching each other's ears, and chirping non-stop.
"Bold! If I, the Monkey King, said that I have not taken your relic, then I have not taken it. How come you, a monk, are so ignorant that you dare to question me. If other demon kings had slapped you to death, I will kill you today.
You're in a good mood, hurry up and get out of here, don't let me see you again." Several people were looking at the strange flowers and wonders of Huaguo Mountain in the distance, and when they were all admiring them, a furious sound suddenly came from behind the waterfall, and then a figure
It flew out of the waterfall like a kite with its string broken, and fell heavily to the ground. "There are also these two golden bodies that are incarnated outside the body. What I don't like to see the most are you monks who are pretending to be gods. Next time
If you let me see it again, I will definitely dismantle your golden body. Don't think that someone from the Buddhist land of Fahai Shenghui and the Tathagata with supernatural powers is a great person. Even if he comes in person, he still has to weigh it."
Everyone felt that the man was a bit familiar. They looked over one by one, only to find that it was Zen Master Miaoxi who had parted ways with a few people before. But now this Master Miaoxi was not in very good condition. His cassock was in tatters and his face was covered with dirt.
The corners of his mouth were still bleeding. Not to mention, Zen Master Miaoxi had just stood up from the ground. Two more golden lights came out from behind the waterfall and hit Zen Master Miaoxi directly. An eight-handed monster and a golden body.
Arhat, two phantoms knocked Zen Master Miaoxi into a state of dizziness, and then they entered the body of Zen Master Miaoxi.
"You evildoer, you took away my wonderful Buddhist relics and you dare to speak arrogant words. Come out when you can, don't hide inside. If I can't conquer you today, I won't call you Zen Master Miaoxi!" Zen Master Miaoxi said with a touch.
There was blood at the corner of his mouth, and he pointed at the waterfall and shouted. However, after a while, there was no reaction at all when he saw the other party. Zen Master Miaoxi probably said he was tired, so he simply sat down on the ground and rested.
"If you want to recover, don't stay at the gate of Shuguoshan Mountain to recover. You can stay there wherever it's cool." Another voice came from behind the waterfall. Zen Master Miaoxi felt that his blood suddenly became impetuous, and then
As soon as his throat became hot, he shot out a bloody arrow. With an incredible look on his face, Zen Master Miaoxi stared blankly at the waterfall and fainted.
"Monkey, I bet that voice must be that of a beautiful woman!" King Kong didn't show any reaction to Zen Master Miaoxi's fainting. On the contrary, King Kong was very intoxicated by the leisurely voice just now.
"Monkey, don't hesitate. If it weren't for the beauty, how could she be so delicate and sweet in her speech? A huge opportunity is right in front of you. There is a boss standing by to hold you back. You are still afraid of a bird. Hurry up and do it.
Just marry the Monkey King!" Glasses said with an envious look on his side.
"Mahou, you're on duty today. I was restless just now. What's going on outside today? If you can explain it clearly, hey, you know the consequences very well." Xiao Ran only thought:
The spiritual thought circled around him and others and then took it back. At this time, the female voice that had been silent for a while asked in surprise: "Mahou, you brought these monks? Didn't I say that?"
I don't want to receive monks! I was distracted by that bald donkey just now. I don't care what they have to do, just let them go."