There were about seven or eight cars queuing up at the entrance of the checkpoint. Uniformed policemen holding tablets were comparing the brands, colors and license plates of the vehicles one by one. Gu Tie also saw a black car from the Countermeasures Enforcement Bureau parked behind the roadblock, and several Guys in black uniforms gathered together and muttered something. Everyone was carrying a submachine gun.
"What to do with your face? Just now the police did not connect the car that was running away with the wanted criminal. You were lucky enough to escape in the alley. After getting on the E67 highway, the probe captured your face. Now set up a card The deployed police have client devices connected to the Internet and must have updated the information. They can’t recognize the car. It’s impossible that they can’t recognize your bearded face.” Gu Tie suddenly remembered this and punched Ed’s arm. , "If you are recognized at the guard post, you will have no chance to escape, unless your broken car can fly... Wait, it can't really fly, right?"
The bearded man smiled and said: "It can't fly, but it's a good question. Psychological warfare is a type of tactics. Our combat instructor Captain Cutting once said that leaving a sloppy, reckless and simple first impression on the enemy, It’s the best way to make the other party relax their vigilance,”
"Exactly," Gu Tie said disapprovingly, "He's the gangster who taught you the fighting skills of the 56th Company. That's not a skill at all. Just look at my master, Lao Zhao, and you'll know what it means to look at a person's appearance and the sea cannot be measured against the sea. If it weren't for The look on his face is so good, he looks like an old scavenger who walks around the streets picking up bottles. Watching him hit people with such ferocity can scare you so much that you swallow your beard."
Gu Tie's words were originally meant to promote narrowness. Unexpectedly, Ed lowered his head and actually tore off the beard on his face with a "stab" sound. "Damn, it's so powerful." The Chinese was startled and stared intently. At first glance, the Polish bearded man took out a pair of glasses from somewhere and put them on. He combed his hair back and instantly transformed into a guy who looked like a forty-year-old teacher with a fair complexion and a gentle manner. After adjusting his collar, Ed turned around and asked: "Is my face clean?"
"Clean, cleaner than Eunuch Li Lianying," Gu Tie said dumbfounded, "You have been working and living in disguise. Are you tired? Why do you shave your beard? You are still born without a beard."
"My status is quite special, so I have to be vigilant," said an important figure in the exile government with a reserved smile.
Gu Tie wished he could blind his dog eyes with one punch. He had been with Big Beard for so long, but he didn't notice this simple disguise at all. There were really new surprises every day. Now it was Ed who split his face in two. After a while, a green alien figure popped out of it. Gu Tie was not too surprised, "You have subverted my outlook on life, Lao Ai, there are really no honest people in this society. Even you can see How can such a simple and honest guy look like this... just like Bae Yongjun," he said sourly.
"Who?" The Polish person seemed to have never heard of the Korean movie star from half a century ago.
"It's okay. Later you have to tell me which parts of your body are fake, are your eyes real, and whether one of them has been replaced with a camera," Gu Tie muttered.
"..." Ed seemed a little embarrassed.
"Damn, one of the eyeballs is really fake," Gu Tie jumped up again.
"No, no," the bearded man waved his hand, "I have many disguises. I can tell you my height, weight, muscle content, walking posture, eye color, shoe size... I can't tell you. , I hope you won’t force me to say it,”
Gu Tie covered his forehead with his hand and collapsed on his seat: "Forget it, stop talking to me. I suddenly miss that little girl in Beijing. Although she is not very beautiful, she is everywhere in her body. It’s all true. I even persuaded her to have breast enlargement surgery at the beginning, bah, it’s just a fart, natural ones are so good..."
The queue of vehicles moved forward, and there were still two or three cars that were waiting for their turn to be inspected. Ed reminded: "Those brothers in the fraternity knew your appearance when you were in the cabin in the woods. Maybe you are also on the wanted list." Where's your face? Why don't you make some preparations?"
The Chinese shook his head: "I later thought that the four soldiers of the Red Owl Brotherhood should have obtained my information from witnesses along the railway and used it as a secondary clue to investigate. Their main target was not me. If I'm not mistaken, they are also looking for that bastard leader Hasegawa Bensaka of 'One Hundred Million Jade Broken'. As for my appearance... I don't know how to explain it to you. Let's put it this way, anyone who sees me knows that I am What does it look like, but my characteristics cannot be transmitted through the quantum network. Even if the witness scans my portrait and sends it to his accomplice, the other party will only receive a mug shot of an innocent passerby. There is a gadget on the Internet Protect my privacy, understand?"
"I don't know," Ed replied honestly, "but it sounds amazing."
"Stop pretending to be innocent, I have seen through your true colors," Gu Tie glanced at the driver: "The first impression of you being sloppy, reckless and simple has been shattered into pieces in my heart."
The two were arguing, and the policeman waved the red LED indicator board to signal them to drive forward for inspection. Ed and Gu Tie looked at each other, and the black Volkswagen Jetta moved forward five meters. The man armed with a revolver and a Taser stun gun The uniformed police stopped the vehicle. A policeman holding a mobile terminal came to the driver's seat and saluted: "Hello, please cooperate with the police and accept inspection."
"Of course, we are not in a hurry, officer," the ranger smiled, took out the driver's license and vehicle registration certificate that had been prepared from the armrest box, and handed them over.
The policeman took the ID, glanced at it in a hurry, and glanced at the two men in the car: "Who is he?"
Gu Tie could not understand Polish, but he showed a innocent and harmless smile very cooperatively, "My student, I am an international language teacher at the Bialystok Municipal Special Education School, and I have just taken my senior students to attend "After the 24th International Speech Contest for People with Speech Impairments held in Warsaw, my dear Lebesa won the second prize for our school, police officer," Ed skillfully threw out a set of rhetoric, and took out his teacher's certificate and Award certificate as proof.
The policeman's expression softened obviously, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "International competition, what a good young man from Poland, Lebiesha, how old are you this year?"
"He can't understand what we are talking about," Ed patted the confused Gu Tie's arm affectionately, and gestured to the position of his brain, "Lebesha suffers from a speech disorder and only responds to a certain language. , I can barely communicate with him." As he spoke, he turned to Gu Tie's direction and spoke a few words in International Language at a very slow speed: "You... police officer... say hello... age..."
Gu Tie had secretly greeted the ranger's eight generations of ancestors in his heart. When he saw the teacher's certificate, the Chinese people guessed that this hateful guy was going to play the retarded card. At this moment, he had no choice but to continue the trick. His expression He opened his mouth blankly and said, "Officer, officer, okay, I, I am just 30, 30 years old this year." In order to be truthful, he squeezed out a drop of saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Okay, good boy, go back quickly, inform the school to pay attention to safety, and never let strangers enter the school," the policeman patted the roof of the car and motioned for his companions to let them go, and the uniformed policeman with live ammunition moved out of the way.
"Thank you, officer," Ed nodded gratefully and put the gear into gear. The wheels of the black car ran over the orange "dog teeth" roadblock. The one hundred and forty-four steel nails hidden under the carbon fiber plate did not move at all. " I won," the Pole announced his victory in a low voice and cast a proud look.
Before Gu Tie had time to retort, a familiar face flashed past the car window. He was about fifty years old, with a big belly that bulged out in his police uniform. A few hours ago, the eloquent Ai Degang slipped away from under his eyes. At this moment, Sergeant Mikhail Grenevsky of the rural police station was looking at the two people in the car doubtfully, hesitating whether he should call out "Lieutenant Tarkov" "This is a name Ed made up.
When the white Dacia car was rampaging on the E67 highway, the Polish police station removed all police forces around Białystok and entered the city to set up defenses. As soon as Chief Greniewski drove his police car to the neighborhood, he was arrested Instructions were given to reinforce the temporary inspection post, which coincidentally appeared in front of the wanted criminal.
"Tucker...no, you are..." As soon as the fat police chief uttered a syllable, a shocked expression appeared on his face, because from the tablet terminal of the police officer next to him, he saw the appearance of the wanted criminal with a beard, Greniev. Sergeant Ski was a keen-eyed detective. He recognized the shaved Lieutenant Taknov. At this moment, he also recognized that the person sitting in the driver's seat of the black Jetta was none other than the heinous criminal himself.
Ed opened his mouth wide and reached under the seat. Needless to say, there was a pistol hidden there. However, Gu Tie closed his eyes and spent a second connecting to the Internet to return to the "Pure Land". He waved his hand in the air and unfolded all available online resources nearby. Turn all possible attack methods into data floods.
"Yes," he stretched out his hand a little, and the waterfall of data was frozen. Gu Tie picked up a string of codes with two fingers, and with a flick, the code recovered into six 2044 Delta aircraft on top of a 33-story building on the roadside. Brand laser bird scarer, the laser bird scarer is one of the many strange and clever gadgets in this technological era. Some high-rise building tops are used as high-end swimming pools or sunbathing areas. What managers hate most is the pervasive excretion of birds. The laser bird scarer is no different in principle from the military's directional laser anti-missile weapon. It can automatically lock the birds entering the airspace of the building, use low-power laser to interfere with the bird's vision and change the bird's flight direction. Eliminate the possibility of bird droppings landing on the naked back of a noble lady.
The operation of the laser bird scarer requires the powerful computing power of "Genesis", which gives Gu Tie on the other end of the quantum network an opportunity to perform.