Gu Tie has done many inexplicable things in his life. How do you define the word "inexplicable"? It means doing one thing. Suddenly he found that he didn't know why he was doing it. For example, when he was thirteen years old Suddenly, I suddenly had the idea to go fishing for turtles in the Yongding River. I forced Lao Zhao to sit by the river and fish all afternoon. In fact, at 2:30 in the afternoon, Gu Tie regretted it so much. But for that little face, he had no choice but to sacrifice himself. I forced myself to carry on with my inexplicable behavior. In the end, I only caught two small fry as thick as my fingers. Two layers of skin faded from the sun on my face and arms.
The most inexplicable thing in this life is none other than what he is doing now. "Hahahahaha..." Gu Tie laughed happily. The laughter turned into a deafening sound from six large speakers through the microphone in his hand. The noise. But hundreds of rough-skinned Mongolian herdsmen in the audience stared at him expressionlessly. There were no smile lines on their faces. "Hahaha, haha, ha... cough cough." The Chinese people laughed more and more. Weak. Finally it turned into an awkward dry cough. "Then let me tell another joke."
He was wearing a funny green tuxedo. The clothes were studded with pink sequins. He wore a ridiculously tall top hat and a pair of leather shoes that were too long. He was holding a short cane in his left hand and a microphone in his right hand. He had a 20-meter radius. The loess performance venue was surrounded by a simple fence. Above his head was a large red circus tent. Behind him were two white curtains that served as curtains. In front of him were 280 expressionless Mongolian spectators.
"Dong dong dong dong..." Hu Bot pressed a black key on the electronic keyboard. The rapid sound of the snare drum sounded. The part-time tuner was trying to help Gu Tie mobilize the audience's emotions. The Chinese understand that when the drum stops playing, it is When I opened my mouth, my mind was blank now. I couldn't think of a single joke that usually fills my head.
Gu Tie once thought that the Glory Circus was just a cover-up for the identities of these strange people from the Polish headquarters of Ghost Left Hand. Unexpectedly, Eva actually set up a big tent in Seinshanda City. It was said to be a three-day show. Everyone was confused about this. She looked extremely excited...at least she seemed much more excited than finding him, the "important person she had been looking for". The little lolita asked Gu Tie to play a role. The Chinese half-jokingly said that there was still one missing in the group. A comedy performer with a lively atmosphere. He thought that he would just go through the motions and make everyone laugh and end it. Unexpectedly, what awaited him on the first night of the show was a colorful dress and a group of indifferent audience who were frighteningly indifferent for some reason.
Sayinshanda is the fourth largest city in Mongolia and the capital of East Gobi Province. It is the largest human settlement on the road from Ulaanbaatar to the Erenhot port. According to official data, the city's territory reaches 4 square kilometers. It has a permanent population of 4,000. There are 16 large and small shops in the city. It also has unique transportation advantages: there is a train station built in the 1970s.
The Glorious Circus tent was set up opposite the city hall. No one gave them any trouble. Mongolians have a natural love for circus and acrobatics. They not only welcome groups from all over the world to come and exchange performances, but also send their own acrobatic troupes. Consecutive good results in the world competition. The news on the radio along the way was the Monte Carlo International Circus Acrobatic Competition. As soon as the tent was set up, citizens and nearby herdsmen appeared in front of the RV and lined up to buy tickets. What is different from the normal situation is that there are not many children coming to watch the circus. Most of the audience are adult men. There is no enthusiasm for the circus from the expressionless people in gray clothes. Gu Tie hides in the RV and watches secretly. Looking at this strange ticket buying queue, I thought that they all have the same Mongolian face and the same yellow skin. Mongolians and Chinese look completely different at first glance. Rough, silent, and strong Mongolian men seem to be interested in everything. I can't arouse any interest. It seems that the passion in my bones was exhausted hundreds of years ago by our ancestor Genghis Khan on the battlefield across Europe and Asia.
"The first show is George's performance of Sword Swallowing and Bolide. You come on second and are responsible for the ten-minute performance... Do you have any objections to the dress? Put it on quickly. We have to start on time at eight o'clock. Only
There are only fifteen minutes left." The little Loli walked to the RV compartment and found Gu Tie standing in a daze facing the green tuxedo. She couldn't help but frown.
"You really want me to tell a joke..." the Chinese said with a sad face. "I don't even know Mongolian. How can I tell a joke in Chinese?"
Eva said, "You figure it out yourself." She turned around and left the RV.
Gu Tie, who was chasing ducks, spent a few minutes keeping the satellite link of the RV open. He confirmed that the circus tent was within the coverage of the WIFI signal. Then he simply wrote a Mongolian translation program. Mongolian, which belongs to the Altaic language family, has very special pronunciation rules.
Weird. It took him a while to straighten out his tongue. At this time, the performance of the pretty boy George in the tent in front had come to an end. Eva, who had changed into a set of white training clothes, urged Gu Tie to come on again. Then the Chinese people applauded
Inexplicably, he stood under the spotlight in the center of the stage. Facing the audience full of tents, he began an inexplicable experience.
Anyway, Gu Tie is a man who has seen the world. After circling around and saying hello with a relaxed expression, he read a joke that he found super funny according to the phonetic notation in the text box in the upper right corner of the field of view. This joke was so humorous, subtle, and full of wisdom.
And philosophy, people kept thinking about it, and the more they thought about it, the funnier they became. So much so that he couldn't help laughing as soon as he finished reading it. But after half a minute, he stopped laughing. His whole body was chilled when he realized that one by one the audience opposite him
His face was as serious as if he was attending the National People's Congress. There was no knowing smile at all.
A drop of cold sweat flowed from his chin into the collar of the green tuxedo. The sound of the marching drum made Gu Tie feel panicked... He had always thought that he was a very humorous person. He could tell a little joke to make the girl he likes laugh. This was something he had never failed to do.
The ultimate pick-up trick. Maybe the reception frequency of Mongolian people is different. They actually didn’t find the funny point in the joke at all. Or maybe my Mongolian pronunciation is so substandard that no one understands the key words.
So what to do now? Find a joke that they can relate to.
The drumming stopped. "Chinese officials visited Mongolia." Gu Tie cleared his throat and told a joke with national conditions: "Chinese officials visited Mongolia. Officials from Ulaanbaatar accompanied the visit. The Chinese officials saw the luxuriously decorated building and asked.
:'What is this building for? It's very majestic.' The Mongolian official replied: 'Oh, it's the Admiralty Building.' The Chinese official was surprised: 'You, a landlocked country, don't even have an outlet to the sea. Why do you need the Admiralty?' The Mongolian official was calm.
Said: 'Don't you also have a Ministry of Justice and a court?'... Hehe. Hehe..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he mentally slapped himself in the face. This joke was obviously too obscure. At most, it would make people familiar with the matter smile. It was not suitable for public performances on such occasions. Sure enough, the 280 audience members silently
Staring at him. The circus was as quiet as a tomb. The tomb of a miserable part-time comedian. Gu Tie stood blankly in the center of the stage with a guilty conscience. Neither standing nor walking. The hand holding the microphone was shaking slightly.
At this time, Hubert added a few vulgar and funny sound effects such as springs, banana balls, and lasers on the side in time, breaking the silence in the glorious circus tent. Unexpectedly, this trick made several audience members reveal their rare The Chinese people's eyes lit up with a smile. They immediately took a few steps back and forth in a weird manner. They pretended to slip and fell to the ground with a "Oh!" and their large leather shoes flew up.
At this moment, there was a faint roar of laughter in the venue. The ice melted. As Gu Tie got up from the ground, he secretly cursed his own emotional intelligence. What the hell did he try to tell a joke? These Mongolian men with too low a laugh point He is basically a person who is hungry for fast food entertainment. The lower and more vulgar it is, the more effective it is. He jumped up and deliberately told an old joke with a straight face that no one dared to tell friends at the dinner table:
"The chief inspected the troops and said, 'Hello, comrades.' The soldiers replied: 'Hello, chief.' The chief patted a soldier on the chest and praised: 'Look how well these muscles have been trained.' The soldier replied: 'Report to the chief. .I am a female soldier.'"
..the whole room burst into laughter.
With tears in his eyes, Gu Tie lowered his body and began a performance that was even more despicable than the Northeast Duo Duo. The 280 audience members burst into laughter and applause. The Mongolian men were amused by the vulgar and cliche jokes. .Clapping his palms red. Ten minutes passed quickly. After telling the last joke, the Chinese bowed and left the stage. He even deliberately stumbled when he walked to the curtain. The warmest laughter and applause rang out from behind.
Gu Tie fell to the background with a plop. He said sadly: "It's over, it's over. I'm so embarrassed today..."
"I think it was a success." Eva passed him with a smile. A twelve-year-old girl wearing a white tights jumped into the performance venue. A wave of applause came. The jujitsu performance was Mongolian people's favorite project. Gu Tie couldn't help but get up and stand next to the curtain. He secretly observed the performance of the head of the glorious circus. The little lolita's body looked weak and boneless. Just one movement of lowering her waist made the Chinese people's hearts beat. She was obviously a mature woman in her thirties, but she had such appearance and flexibility. Gu Tie quickly looked away, fearing that if he looked at her too much, he would be tempted to commit a crime.
Among the messy props backstage stood a lonely figure with a yellow wig, a white face, and a red nose. He was looking up at a 40-watt incandescent lamp in ecstasy. Ever since Clown Terry woke up, Gu Tie has not seen him yet. I have spoken. I wonder what this guy with a strange disease is thinking at this time.
"Do you like 'The World'? I like it very much. For me, it is home. A warm home."
Terry suddenly spoke. His eyes followed a small insect flying around the lamp. But Gu Tie understood that this was the beginning of an open-hearted conversation.