When the team brought back by Ximen Qing, Wu Song and others appeared at the gate of Liangshan Village, everyone was surprised.
The one hundred thornheads led by Scarface Tiger Liu Tuozi were taken away. Almost everyone thought that Ximen Qing was in big trouble. This was actually the original intention of Zhiduoxing Wu Yong.
A hundred people went out, and a hundred people came back, and they were covered in blood from head to toe. Even the leaders Ximen Qing, Wu Song, Yan Qing, Shi Qian and others were no exception.
Although they still didn't know what was going on, the faces of these one hundred people were filled with satisfaction, and each one of them showed the sharp weapons in their hands to the audience in high spirits.
Of course, those sharp weapons were also filled with blood.
What's even more surprising is that these one hundred people were divided into two teams, escorting the family members in the middle, as well as hundreds of young women! Although the young women were all tired in their steps and had expressions of surviving a disaster on their faces, they still
He looked around at the village gate with a sense of curiosity.
Because Ximen Qing had already declared to them that this place was the stronghold of Liang Shanbo's army.
"Liangshan Po? Isn't that the legendary gathering place for grass bandits? How did they cross the prefecture and Yuefu and come to Lingzhou?" Most young women are thinking about such a question. More importantly, do these grass bandits look good?
A fierce spirit with three heads and six arms?
They soon discovered that the grass bandits who were watching were also looking at them with curious expressions.
Because women are always an absolutely rare animal in places like Liangshan. Except for some of the leaders who have families, the other leaders are all single, not to mention the minions below.
The result is that all the women in Liangshan are idols in the hearts of young minions, and the number one one right now is Xiao Li Guang Huarong's girl Hua Yuerong.
As her name suggests, Huayue Rong has beautiful face and beautiful face. At a young age, Song Jiang was chosen as the main betrothed to Thunderbolt Fire Qin Ming, which made many leaders sigh and look at Qin Ming with something wrong. Just because of this Qin Ming.
Every time I drink, I have to find a remote corner, only when I see no one behind me can I feel at ease.
Even Sister-in-law Gu, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, a fat face and a fat waist, is on the list. Although she is at the bottom of the list, it also explains a lot of problems.
"A big ass is good for fertility. You only know that you are young and good-looking, but you don't know what the style of a mature woman is?"
This theory resonated with many people, but they all forgot that Sister-in-law Gu was nicknamed Mother Big Chong, and they also ignored the inexplicable wry smile of Little Yu Chi and Sun Xin standing by.
On this point, it was only on that day when the brothers Li Kui and Xie Zhen Jie Bao from Black Tornado made a bet that they gave these people a big warning.
The black whirlwind Li Kui's luck that day was even darker than his face, and he soon lost to Jie Bao twenty times. He wanted to go to Song Jiang to ask for money first, but the two brothers Jie Zhen and Jie Bao on the opposite side refused to let him go.
What a joke, you want to leave after losing money?
Li Kui lost his temper, so he had to resort to his old tricks. He threw two greasy axes on the table and said as usual: "I don't want money, but I want a life! Use these pair of axes as collateral. I'll ask Gongming for money."
go!"
The two brothers Jie Zhen and Jie Bao discussed for a while, and Jie Bao said with a strange smile: "Tieniu, as long as you do one thing for me, this gambling debt will be written off for the sake of brotherhood!"
"Is there such a good thing?" Li Kui was dubious: "I, Tieniu, am an honest man. You two are usually very aggressive, so don't bluff me!"
"Brother Tieniu is the celebrity in front of Brother Gongming, how can we dare to fool you." Xie Zhen and Xie Bao swore, patting their chests, and immediately told Li Kui what he wanted to do.
Li Kui was speechless for a long time after hearing this, and there was some sweat on his dark face: "What do you two birdies mean by this? Where can I find out how many moles there are on Sister Gu's butt? You can't ask Sister Gu to take off her clothes.
Let me count your pants!"
"Hey, Brother Tieniu, you are so wise but you are so stupid, but you can't think of a solution for such a trivial matter?" A look of pity appeared on Jie Bao's face: "Why don't you just take a look when she rides to the latrine?"
Black Whirlwind Li Kui was at a loss for words. He was also a supporter of the "mature woman style". Li Kui didn't have much idea about how many moles there were on Mrs. Gu's butt, but he didn't have much idea about what Mrs. Gu's butt looked like.
, fair or not, Li Kui is still a little impulsive.
So Li Kui agreed immediately, and got up early the next day. Before dawn, he ran to Xiao Yuchi and Sun Xin's house, squatted down in the bushes next to the hut, and waited.
What kind of decent hut can there be on the mountain? Find a place with leeward wind and dig a hole. If possible, build a fence to surround it. If not, just leave nothing at all.
Although Sun Xin went up the mountain not long ago, he still built a fence around it, so Black Tornado Li Kui dug a small hole in the fence. Unless Sister Gu came, he would have a clear view.
Black Tornado Li Kui was very lucky. As soon as the east turned white, he heard the sound of the door in the distance. Black Tornado stood up and took a half-length look, and saw Mrs. Gu, who had a fat face and fat waist, coming out carrying a toilet.
Li Kui's heart was pounding, and he quickly found a position and put his eyes on the fence. At this moment, Li Kui could no longer remember the purpose of his visit, and his mind was filled with thoughts of the fat white butt that was about to appear.
Who cares about counting the moles at this time?
The simple hut was a little far away from the house. Black Tornado Li Kui felt that he had enough time to eat two meals, but he still gritted his teeth and persisted.
Fortunately, the next moment, Sister-in-law Gu entered the latrine, put the toilet in, took off her pants and squatted down.
At this moment, Black Tornado Li Kui discovered that he had made a very serious mistake, that is, he dug the hole in the wrong direction.
Li Kui originally imagined that Sister-in-law Gu should have her back to him, and as soon as she squatted down, her butt would be exposed to him.
Unexpectedly, when Mrs. Gu squatted down, she would be facing Li Kui.
Before he could react, Li Kui found that his eyes actually met Mrs. Gu's surprised eyes.
What the hell!
"What kind of bird is peeking outside!" Sister-in-law Gu stood up and lifted her pants very boldly. Li Kui was shocked by the dark scene!
"It's actually thicker than mine." Li Kui's mind seemed to be electrified, and he kept rewinding, repeating, rewinding, and repeating.
But soon Li Kui saw Mrs. Gu reaching out to take something out of the toilet, and cursed: "You're so brave, let's see how I deal with you!"
Black Whirlwind Li Kui carried forward the style of retreating when it was time to retreat, stood up, wiped his head and ran away.
As soon as he came out of the bushes, Li Kui saw Mrs. Gu looking at him with a sneer, holding a toilet brush dripping with unknown liquid in her hand.
This girl is so fast!
Next, Black Whirlwind Li Kui completely understood why Sister-in-law Gu was nicknamed Mother Chong.
Mrs. Gu, the big female insect, danced with the toilet brush and used the "yellow dragon tail swing" move to hit Li Kui head-on!
While beating Mrs. Gu, she didn't stop and cursed loudly: "You black guy usually looks honest, but I didn't expect you to be this kind of bastard!"
Li Kui was speechless. After a few parries, he was about to run away. Sister-in-law Gu stretched out her left hand, grabbed Li Kui's big black ear with lightning speed, and dragged him into the latrine: "You nigga, don't you want to see it?"
What? I will satisfy you today and let you see the place where you urinate!"
Black Whirlwind Li Kui felt hot in his heart: "Could it be that this big female insect has taken a fancy to me? Isn't this the place where this woman urinates..."
After grabbing Li Kui's ear and returning to the latrine, Mrs. Gu pointed with the toilet brush: "Look, that's where I urinate."
Black Whirlwind Li Kui looked in the direction of the toilet brush and finally understood what Mrs. Gu meant.
A toilet with a toilet for overnight peeing was installed.
Li Kui was so ashamed that he broke away from Mrs. Gu and ran out of the hut. Behind him was Mrs. Gu's unbridled laughter.
Later that day, when he met Xie Zhen and Jie Bao, Li Kui saw the strange smiles on the faces of the two birdmen. From then on, Black Tornado Li Kui had a deep fear of the hut and insisted on practicing "all over the mountains and plains"
The concept of "peeing and defecating wherever you please".
However, this matter still spread quietly in Liangshan Mountain. When everyone saw Sister-in-law Gu, they all had a look of respect.
Of course, the group of "rare animals" in front of them are definitely not big bugs like Mrs. Gu. All the soldiers began to have a longing. Liangshan has been established for some time. Is this going to be a welfare?
"It is disadvantageous to have more women in the army. What's more, there are still so many." Although Zhiduoxing Wu Yong was greatly surprised, he still had an expression of rejection: "Miaoshou Ximen, what did you do this afternoon?"
Although he did not express his opinion on Wu Yong's theory, Chao Gai, the king of entrustment, also had the same question: "Xian brother, I just brought my family here, how did you create such a big battle?"
"It's a long story." Ximen Qing smiled and told the whole story: "It's dark now, and Fahua Temple is full of corpses, making it uninhabitable. So we had to take these suffering women back to the village gate to wait for tomorrow.
Let’s make a decision again.”
"What? Five hundred people?" Wu Yong couldn't suppress the shock on his face: "You also killed Zeng Kui and Zeng Sheng?"
"With a good strategy, it's a small victory, just a small victory." Ximen Qing smiled and asked Liu Renzhong to offer the head of Zeng Kui and Zeng Sheng: "Out of a hundred brothers, there are only a dozen or so losers. It's really a fluke."
Zhiduoxing Wu Yong took a deep breath, and even Chao Gai couldn't help but ask: "One hundred people versus five hundred people?"
This masterful Ximen is simply a contemporary god of war!
Wu Yong, a wise man, felt that the nickname he had given to Mr. Liang was worthless. Even if Zhuge Wuhou was reincarnated, he might not have such a record.
"It's a fluke! It's just a fluke!"
Looking at the heads of brothers Zeng Kui and Zeng Sheng, Chao Gai, the king of Tota, suddenly had the urge to think that he, the leader of Liangshanbo, was a piece of shit and just leave it to Ximen Qing in front of him. When he had time, he and the Ruan brothers
Fishing and drinking are also good.
"That's right, this is Zeng Kui's head." Deng Fei, the fiery-eyed man on the side, nodded: "If Shi Wengong hadn't shot an arrow on the battlefield that day, this man would have been decapitated long ago!"
Zhiduoxing Wu rolled his eyes and changed the topic: "Yes, Shi Wengong is a hateful guy. When Dean Dai comes back from inquiring about the news, he will definitely capture him alive and avenge Brother Tianwang!"
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