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Chapter Ten Call Me Aunt Thirteen

Li Guolou stood up and said with a smile: "Master Huang has humanistic feelings and the concept of equality between men and women. I admire him very much. I have lived in the UK and Europe, where the concept of equality for everyone has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the idea of ​​capitalism is in the ascendant. In some countries

Because of this, we are still making a revolution."

The man said anxiously: "Xiao Lizi, what nonsense are you talking about? Palm!"

Li Guolou was stunned for a moment and immediately did not dare to say anything further. His monkey tail was raised again. What happened today? He met a ghost and exposed his true thoughts to his opponent. If this was a decisive battle, it would not be for him.

Looking for death?

Huang Qiying laughed loudly and said: "We warriors don't talk about state affairs, let those bookworms worry about it. Let's go! Mr. Li, let's go drink."

Huang Qiying grabbed Li Guolou's wrist, as if he had forgotten that he was going to drink, and pressed hard with his palm. Li Guolou grinned and almost crushed his bones. He was so angry that Li Guolou almost pulled out his fist, and Huang Qiying suddenly

He relaxed his hands, laughed, and walked hand in hand like friends.

Li Guolou's wrist had been pinched by Huang Qiying and became red and swollen. Li Guolou suffered from the pain and secretly cursed: Huang Qiying! You are a despicable person. You think this small injury can scare him into retreating. Don't you know that the man will be injured even more?

It can arouse the body's potential, and raging anger has been ignited in Li Guolou's heart. This revenge! He will avenge it soon.

The cold dishes have been laid out in the West Flower Hall. The honored guest invites Na Bazi to sit at the south seat. Li Guolou and Huang Qiying sit on both sides of Na Bazi. There is a white water sheep head in the center of the table, which is very scary. It has a fried belly and minced meat.

Shaobing, Wufushou peaches, donkey rolling, fried liver, sesame tofu, pea yellow, and kidney bean rolls are all mouth-watering.

Chen Rou's belly was slightly swollen and she was already pregnant. She sat next to Huang Qiying and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, my aunt and I cooked these dishes together. Don't laugh at us if we don't cook them well."

The Monkey King let out a long sigh and said, "It's not that bad. I can have a banquet cooked by my wife and aunt, and even slap me in the face without putting down my chopsticks."

Huang Qiying said: "Na Wu, my aunt's husband used to cook in the imperial kitchen. My wife learned these dishes from them. It makes the Fang family laugh. Come! Let's try it together."

The man's eyes were shining, and he said with a smile: "Well! Yes, the arrangement of the dishes is quite particular. Hey! Why doesn't the birthday girl come?"

Chen Rou glared at Fat Niu and said, "The child was frightened awake by Fat Niu's throat, and she is still in a mood. Her mother is coaxing her and will come in a moment. You eat first, and I will go to the kitchen to relax."

There is also a woman on the table, the wife of Chen Shuang, the vulture. Huang Tianqi is a big man. He fills the glass for himself first. At first glance, he is someone who can drink. A countryman who does not understand the rules, his actions are not on the stage.

Let the vulture start stroking his bald head again and giggle at his master Huang Qiying, as an apology.

The Monkey King asked: "Mr. Li, do you prefer white wine or rice wine?"

Li Guolou answered honestly: "Monkey King, since I can't drink enough, I'd better drink rice wine."

Huang Qiying suddenly changed her color and yelled: "Hey! What's the point? When the guests come, you must have fun. Fourth, pour bamboo leaves and green leaves for the guests."

Li Guolou glanced at the Monkey King. He was such an ignorant person. He didn't even understand his master's temper. He just wasted the name of the Monkey King in vain. He just didn't know if the Monkey King's face would look different after drinking.

Will it be as red as the Monkey King's butt?

Li Guolou laughed dryly, stood up with a wine glass, and said: "I'm so sorry today, but I have to ask Master Huang to treat me. Next time I will be a host, and there will be a full banquet in Fengze Garden. Wang Wu, please call your master out again,

It's better to resolve enemies than to make them end."

Li Guolou finally figured it out. The table was full of good food and wine, so why did he ruin the scene? After a while, Zhuyeqing was poured into his stomach, his feet were dangling, and he couldn't do the magic step. Huang Qiying deliberately let him drink white wine.

, fight again! Don’t you want his hands to be crushed by Huang Qiying? Li Guolou is not stupid. He has already won a game today, so he will give it up.

Na Ba Zi stroked the sparse fur under his chin, nodded and said: "Today's business can be said to be full of dishes. Those with claws will not eat the bumpkin, and those with legs will not eat the bench. We want to go back having a good time.

Second brother, you need to take a breather."

Wang Wu was also full of gluttons. He stood up in a hurry, toasted to Huang Qiying, and said: "We can't get to know each other without fighting. Master Huang is a good friend. I, Wang Wu, don't hide Brother Meng. This matter will be taken care of by my nephew.

Let's have a full plate and a full bowl. I'll toast Master Huang first and do it first as a token of respect."

Huang Qiying was in a good mood, and three young boys came to challenge him. He was given two rounds to finish them all. It was not easy to open a martial arts gym in a new place. The outsiders did not accept it, and the northerners rejected the southerners, calling them southern barbarians.

To gain a foothold here, you must have friends and allies. The three people in front of you are the epitome of the capital. There are people behind them, hiding several powerful forces. These forces are not something that a martial artist like him can afford to offend.

It’s great to see each other in the future. After drinking this drink, we will become good friends in the future. Huang Qiying also stood up and said loudly: “Come! Let’s all have a drink. As the saying goes, we don’t know each other without fighting. In fact, we are all

It’s a destined person.”

Na Bazi said loudly: "Okay! Master Huang is the boss of the game. I have made this friend. We will not go home until we get drunk today."

Li Guolou's face turned red after a glass of white wine was like burning in his stomach. A glass of this white wine costs about three yuan, and three glasses are one tael. The feelings are deep and boring. When drinking at a banquet, three glasses are the first, regardless of whether you are a good drinker or not.

After drinking one cup, he wanted to drink two cups. After drinking three cups in a row, Li Guolou’s feet were shaking and his head started to feel dizzy.

The man knew that Li Guolou was not good at drinking, so he acted as a big brother, blocking Li Guolou's drinking and telling everyone not to play tricks on the fake foreign devils. His belly was full of treasures, and they were all legendary stories in the capital. It is said from the Beetle Alley where Baozhilin is located.

Starting from the beginning, he talked endlessly about the secret history of the palace.

This kind of person is indispensable at banquets. No one can bear it when brothers and sisters toast each other. There must be people like Na Bazi to warm up the scene. Nowadays, many Manchus go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs every month to get a monthly allowance, or go to teahouses to fight crickets.

Hearing, reading, and playing with birds. Although most of them became a burden to the Qing Empire, there was one thing that made progress. Manchus became the most talkative people. There were many Manchus like Na Bazi in the capital.

They are well-dressed and can run and eat anywhere. They can also sit at the main table, eat and take, which is also their ability.

Li Guolou was hungry, so he picked up a minced pork sesame seed cake and ate it, taking a second bite. Chen Xiangfang came in, and there was a little girl beside him, wearing an emerald green floral dress with two horns on her hair.

With braids and a pair of big, sharp eyes, he looked around and saw everyone smiling.

Li Guolou smiled at the little girl, and Chen Xiangfang said: "Mr. Li, you need to dip the minced meat biscuits in sweet sauce, so that you can eat them more vigorously."

Li Guolou said casually: "Ms. Chen, that sweet sauce is too sweet, I don't like it."

Chen Xiangfang was unhappy. She snatched the minced pork sesame cake from Li Guolou's hand and shouted, "If you don't like it, don't eat it. I'd rather treat you." After saying that, he took a bite of the minced pork sesame cake and continued to stare.

Li Guolou.

Li Guolou didn't expect that he would offend the chef with just one sentence, and his face became embarrassed. His alcoholism, which had subsided slightly, suddenly turned red again.

Huang Qiying smiled bitterly and said: "Aunt Chen, please stop playing tricks on Mr. Li. I'm still a young girl and I can't stand your fierceness."

Li Guolou was half-truthful and said: "It's okay, it's okay. The fake foreign devil was hugged and kissed by girls abroad. I won't be defeated by this small battle." He added: "Kid, what's your name?"

Li Guolou couldn't stand Chen Xiangfang's lustful look and hurriedly lowered his head to tease the child.

The little girl stretched out her right hand and said softly: "Uncle, I wish you good luck and bring me the red envelope."

This sentence caused the whole house to applaud, and Na Bazi was the first to laugh and said: "On the birthday of the little birthday boy, of course there will be a red envelope." After saying that, Na Bazi took out a red envelope from his arms, put two big coins in it on the spot, and then handed it to the little boy.

girl.

The little girl was well-behaved and said loudly: "Thank you, uncle, I wish you a baby soon." After saying that, she handed the red envelope to her mother Chen Xiangfang.

Wang Wu didn't have a red envelope, so he directly took out two big coins, put them in the little girl's hands, and said with a smile: "Little Lingdang, we are not married yet, I wish all our wishes will come true."

The little girl looked up at her mother, she was obeying orders.

Chen Xiangfang smiled and said: "Lingling, what else can you say?"

The little girl said softly: "Uncle, I wish you a long life and may all your wishes come true."

Li Guolou had already gone to get his coat, which was hanging on a shelf in the corner of the dining room. At this time, most people kept their copper coins in the money bags around their waists, money bags in their arms, or

Put it in a wide belt. There is a hidden layer in the belt where you can put money.

Li Guolou took out his wallet from his coat pocket and found it empty. He had spent all his pocket money this morning.

Chen Xiangfang looked at Li Guolou and said, "No, then forget it. The borrowed money is unlucky, so we won't accept it."

Li Guolou became anxious and said: "Yes, yes! My aunt, I am afraid of you. For what happened yesterday, I spent money to eliminate the disaster."

There was a hidden layer inside Li Guolou's coat. He unbuttoned the hidden layer and took out his wallet from inside. He secretly took out a banknote from it, folded it up so that no one else could see the amount, and handed it directly to Chen Xiangfang.

Said: "Auntie, this is Li Guolou's sincere apology to you. Please be merciful and stop trying to bully me."

Chen Xiangfang didn't look at the amount of the banknotes, and smiled and said: "Li Guolou, let's call each other by name. The generations here are too confusing. If you call me Grandma Chen, then you are calling my daughter Aunt Thirteen."

Li Guolou said: "Yes, yes, in fact, it's okay to let the fake foreign devil call you Thirteenth Aunt. Congratulations on getting rich, and bring me the red envelope."

Li Guolou made a joke, bent down, and reached out to ask for a red envelope from the little girl.


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