Li Guolou jumped off the carriage, took four adjutants with him, and rushed to the Guandi Temple to see what was new. Two big men with white towels on their heads at the gate reached out to stop them and shouted: "Master Jun, I want to go in." You have to pay for incense, this is the Guandi Temple!"
Boxing is semi-public among the people, and it is very mysterious when it is taught. The martial arts taught make people invulnerable, fly over walls and walls, and have the ability to move wind and rain. But like Western religions, it can be shown to people openly, and even people from the government can visit. .
Li Guolou pursed his lips, and Ma De, who was beside him, took out a bunch of copper coins and threw them into an incense burner at the door.
"Please, Master Jun, if you think it looks good, don't forget to give me more money." The strong man standing guard at the door did not forget to tease Li Guolou and his party of five.
Li Guolou turned around and looked at the strong man, and said: "I am a city man who has seen the Tianqiao acrobatics. People who race horses and sell tricks will only be rewarded if they can live. People who do monkey tricks, I just watch Ceng'er."
The two strong men at the door scratched their heads, not understanding the Beijing dialect. They looked at each other, shook their heads, and laughed. Now that the Boxers and the Qing Dynasty coexist peacefully, they are not afraid of the military masters coming to make trouble. No, even the money of the elements dares to The military master wants it.
Entering the gate, there is a theater building on the west side. The scene illuminated by red lights is placed on the theater building. The theater building is crowded with people. People from all directions come to watch the fun. They surround the three floors inside and three floors outside. Li Guolou and other five They were physically strong, and they were wearing military uniforms. The people were a little afraid of them from the bottom of their hearts, and soon they crowded to the front row to watch.
The gong and drum beaters below the stage started beating the harvest gongs and drums, and six big-headed dolls waving their heads and waving cattail fans ran out from behind the stage to warm up the show.
A group of painted rural women with white towels on their heads sang loudly: "When the gongs and drums are beaten, brothers and sisters rarely have a good time, dance starts, songs start singing, and they all choke, and the red light shines on the good year, together All of us are choking, we are drinking fine wine, we are all choking, the red light is shining on the good year, we are all choking, we are holding hands...
When the harvest is great, we are willing to dedicate everything to the red light. When the harvest is great, we wish to keep it year after year. When the gongs and drums are beaten, it is rare to have a good time. Men, women, old and young come and dance. Get up, brothers and sisters all come, come, come, sing songs, let’s all choke dong choke, the red light shines on the good year, let’s all come together, let’s make good wine, all together let’s choke dong choke, the red light shines It’s a good year, let’s hold hands together...
When the harvest is great, we are willing to dedicate everything to the red light. When the harvest is great, we wish that the red light will be hung high year after year...
When the harvest is great, we are willing to dedicate everything to the red light. When the harvest is great, we wish that the red light will be hung high every year..."
"Oh..." The audience applauded and cheered continuously. This was the rural Spring Festival performance. Li Guolou put his fingers into his mouth and whistled. It sounded quite harmonious, which made everyone on the stage When performing "Flying Eyes on Li Guolou", the kind military master is quite eye-catching.
On a hot day, people will sweat even if they stand still. People on the stage and off the stage are sweating profusely. There is a strong man carrying water, carrying a large bucket of water, and shuttles among the crowd, asking people to grab gourds and ladles. There were ten strong men who scooped water for themselves and carried water for free, so that the people present rushed to drink water and quench their thirst. The people immediately became refreshed, their voices became louder, and they continued to watch the boxers' performances with great interest.
Li Guolou did not drink the water in the barrel. Instead, he took the copper kettle from Ma Dequan and drank a few sips of the tea water. He thought too much and was afraid that the water in the barrel might be contaminated by the talisman ash. It caused adverse reactions. As for whether there was magic talisman ash in the water, it was just a matter of his imagination.
The gongs and drums were clanging, and five heroes in gray and white clothes, with towels on their heads, walked onto the stage with Guan Yunchang's bold steps, lighting up the flower stands, and they were all full of energy and energy.
The Boxer team of the famous local jar leader "Hua Monk Lu Zhishen" came on stage. The leaders of Boxer are like the heroes in the Water Margin, with their own flower names. Their beliefs embrace national heroes and myths from ancient times to the present. The immortals in the book, the characters in the novel, burn talismans, burn incense and kneel down before practicing kung fu, and use a set of mysterious rituals to attract people to join their organization.
The leader, "Flower Monk Lu Zhishen", was in his forties. He had strong kung fu skills and could cut mountains and rocks. He performed real kung fu on the stage. A boulder weighing hundreds of kilograms pressed on his stomach. His apprentice used a hammer to hit him hard. The boulder broke into pieces. But he was unharmed, and a piece of brick was chopped off by him with his palm. He roared loudly, and the lion's roar shook the mountains and the stage trembled.
The apprentice "Jiuwenlong Shijin" was in his thirties. He held his hands in front of the audience and said loudly in the direction of Li Guolou and other military masters: "My master Hua Monk Lu Zhishen has reached the level of perfection in his kung fu. When you meet a mortal, He's going to die, and he's going to die. If you have the guts, you can come up and give it a try."
The boxers never looked down upon the timid and cowardly military master. In their view, the military master was useless without the musket in his hand. The great master "Flower Monk Lu Zhishen" had the hard skills to break through mountains and rocks, who would I came here to seek death, just to show off and let the people in the surrounding areas know who is the most powerful king here.
But today "Nine Patterns Dragon Shi Jin" made a miscalculation and met Li Guolou, a military master who is not afraid of hard kung fu. Why is he not afraid of hard kung fu? If you stand still, you can only get lucky with hard kung fu, and you will only get a beating.
Li Guolou took a step forward from the personal guards around him and said loudly: "Hey, Jiuwenlongbie Wangpo is selling melons and boasting about herself. The military master would like to learn Monk Hua's hard skills. Life and death on the martial arts competition stage are determined by heaven." , do you dare to accept the challenge?"
When Jiuzonglong Shijin saw a tall and strong military master in the audience, he stepped forward, which surprised him. He wanted to speak boldly and have a real sword and gun competition. His eyes glanced at the great master "Hua Monk" in the middle. "Lu Zhishen", already feeling that something was wrong in the atmosphere, he opened his mouth but kept silent. I don't know whether he was agreeing to his opponent's challenge or just justifying his story with his love for the world.
"Hahahaha." Lu Zhishen, the flower monk, looked quite happy. He jumped off the stage in one stride, raised his hands to Li Guolou and saluted, "Who am I? It turns out to be Li Guolou, the famous boxing champion in Tianjin City. Don't you, Mr. Li?" If you go to compete with Tarzan, why would you come to a village to compete with me? How can I dare to fight with an official? Isn't this looking for death?"
Being recognized by others, Li Guolou had no choice but to salute his master according to the rules of the Jianghu. It was not the Jianghu people who caused the scene. The tense atmosphere just now with swords drawn and crossbows immediately turned into a touching scene of heroes cherishing each other. , with a strong attitude of regretting seeing each other too late.
A verbal misunderstanding was eliminated in an instant. Li Guolou and his group had stools to sit on, and became VIPs invited by Boxer to cheer and cheer for Boxer.
Jiu Wenlong Shi Jin looked at Master Hua and Lu Zhishen's nod of approval, and knew that there would be no further trouble. Li Guolou was born in the wilderness and had close contacts with the underworld and people in the world. Since the boxers of Yihe Boxing could confidently and boldly display their secrets, Li Guolou did not dare to reveal the secrets.
Jiu Wenlong Shijin first saluted with his fists in the direction of Li Guolou, and then waved. The boxers in the audience threw a homemade gun to the stage. Jiu Wenlong Shi gestured at the sky with the gun. , said loudly: "Fellow fellows, this gun is loaded with lead bullets. Please send Master Li to send a famous soldier to shoot me, and I will show you the magic of invulnerability."
"Possessed by magical powers, one is invulnerable. Possessed by magical powers, one is invulnerable..." The fanatical people had already started shouting, and their voices were hoarse with excitement.
Li Guolou seemed to have eaten a live fly and was really uncomfortable with it. The Boxers knew Feng Shui and asked him to be their caretaker.
"Master Li, don't worry. I can declare in public that regardless of death or injury, life or death is determined by God. You don't have to worry too much." Jiuzhilong Shijin looked around the audience, majestically pointing the handle of the gun at the audience, and the muzzle of the gun. Pointing directly at his own chest.
"Ma Bing, give me some face and don't look at the powder box." Li Guolou hesitated for a moment, but still issued the order to cooperate.
"Well, I don't believe in any teachings now, and I should live my life with a pragmatic attitude." Ma Dequan gained wisdom after suffering a loss. Under Li Guolou, he was known for his stability and ability. He jumped onto the stage in one stride and picked up the gun. I weighed the crumbling shotgun in my hand and found it was a few kilograms heavier than the guns used in the army.
Jiu Wenlong Shi Jin shouted loudly, used his magical power, threw off his shirt, revealing a blue dragon tattoo, and there were indeed nine green dragons with teeth and claws. He was worthy of being the reincarnation of Liangshan hero Jiu Wen Long Shi Jin: "Tai Shang Laojun is urgent Immediately following my orders, the gods and generals are possessing me, blah blah blah..."
But seeing Jiuwen Longshi squatting in a half-crouched stance, using his hands to make luck, he came straight to the point, inhaled and concentrated, and shouted loudly, his face turned ferocious, from red to purple, and then slowly turned green, from green to the purple of pig liver.
The people in the audience cheered and cheered loudly, and the crazy crowd shouted: "Possessed by magical powers, invulnerable, possessed by magical powers, invulnerable..." It seems that they have magical powers to protect themselves and are not afraid of foreign guns. Cannons, and some people were hitting his chest, as if lead bullets were about to hit his chest.
Jiu Wenlong Shi Jin couldn't hold his breath and could no longer speak. He pointed at his chest and asked Ma Dequan to shoot as soon as possible.
A trace of sarcasm appeared on Ma Dequan's face, and he pulled the trigger, but when he heard a "bang.", a burst of smoke rose from the gun, making him choke and unable to open his eyes: "Ah hum, hum." He coughed desperately.
"Okay..." The audience cheered thunderously. There was only a black layer of oil stains on Jiuwen Long Shi's chest, which slightly covered his beautiful tattoos. The rest of the tattoos were unscathed.
"Ouch..." Jiuwenlong Shijin slapped his chest with both hands and shook his body, leaving everyone present in awe. Who could compete with this unparalleled magical skill?
Li Guolou stood up, clapped his hands and nodded in approval, and said loudly: "Jiu Wenlong, thank you for your good work." Those who win the hearts of the people win the world. He can only follow the trend and never become a traitor and forget his ancestors. No matter in the court or among the people, only if you follow the trend and follow the guidance will there be support. If you go against the majority of people, there will be no good end.
A child next to him screamed: "It's fake. I saw Jiu Wenlong Shi Jin put gunpowder into the gun. There was no lead bullet in it. Jiu Wenlong, I'm so shy..."
"Shut up." The child's father hurriedly covered the child's mouth. The secret inside was related to the life of his family. How many people could be lifted out of poverty if Boxing was opened to teach boxing? The interests of the gentry and landlord class , who dares to touch it.
Li Guolou didn't seem to hear. He glanced at the children next to him and just thought that children's words were unscrupulous. There were endless false magic skills among the people, so they didn't want to ruin other people's jobs.
The other four disciples of Lu Zhishen, the flower monk on the stage, Wu Song, the traveler, Li Zhong, the tiger fighting general, Shi Qian, the drummer, and Wang Ying, the short-footed tiger, also used what they had learned in their lives, including lying on the ground, lying on the tiger, and praying mantis. After decades of obscene skills, all of them are fierce and vigorous. They are really exciting and have climaxes one after another, winning waves of applause. Real Kung Fu is mixed with magical possessions, making it difficult for people to distinguish between true and false. I admire this boxer. , he is considered a hero. He raised the banner of Liangshanhua monk Lu Zhishen and did not embarrass the 108 generals. The heroes of Liangshan came down to earth and will fight to create a bright and peaceful world.