Chapter 154 I have already entered the palace as a eunuch
The long carriage procession in Wengcheng moved forward, and the merchant's carriage stopped aside. The large and small bags of food carried by Li Guolou had not yet been put back on the carriage. Smoked sausage, cheese, ham, etc. could be seen on the long table. Western food.
An old voice sounded from a carriage of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, "Xiao Dezhang, go ask the merchant to buy some smoked sausage."
"Zha!" A clear voice sounded, and a young eunuch jumped out of the carriage with a strong body.
Xiao Dezhang stepped forward, took out a bunch of copper coins from his pocket, and said loudly: "Boss, buy some smoked sausage." After speaking, he looked up at Li Guolou, and the two of them were stunned.
Xiao De Zhang and Li Guolou have the same height, the same face, and look like brothers. They both have rectangular faces, sharp eyebrows, and a slight smile on their faces. It’s just that Xiao De Zhang is thinner. A little bit, he looks a few years younger than Li Guolou.
"Not for sale!" the foreign woman Jelia replied without hesitation. She is a superior person and no one dares to act wildly on her head.
Li Guolou looked at Xiao Dezhang, smiled slightly, touched his face, and said, "Brother, long time no see, why did you sneak into the palace?"
Eunuchs are all fat men. They have long been accustomed to being scolded, beaten and punished. The rules passed down from ancestors for thousands of years are to smile when looking at others. Xiao De smiled casually and said: "Oh, it's the eldest brother. What a foreign girl is talking about." That’s right, here, under the leadership of the city emperor, it’s all the big men who make the decision, what do you say, brother?”
No businessman can stand the eunuch's stubbornness in bargaining. As long as the businessman does not suffer too much loss and sells something to the eunuch, the eunuch will feel that he has made a loss in the transaction, and will grab something before leaving, which will be counted as a kickback.
Li Guolou smiled and said: "Xiao Dezhang, since we are brothers, how can we sell it to brothers? You can scoop it up as you like. As long as you can scoop it in your hands, my elder brother will give it to you."
Xiao De became so anxious that his eyes bulged out. He pointed at the people around him and shouted: "You all heard it, it's my eldest brother who wants to give me something."
A businessman next to him said with a smile: "I heard it, Xiao De Zhang, your eldest brother treats you well."
Xiao Dezhang put a bunch of copper coins back into his pocket, grinned and said, "May I ask big brother what the Taiwanese music is called?"
"Li Guolou from the Criminal Department, come and see me when you have time. I am the only one in the Criminal Department, so there is no need to go and check." Li Guolou still maintained his demeanor. He wanted to see how greedy the eunuch was.
Xiao Dezhang nodded and said: "Well, Brother Li is the weapon of the game. I recognize your family and will come find you when I have time."
Xiao Dezhang started to hunt. He couldn't scoop up any items to hold food. Li Guolou made it very clear that he was told to scoop it with his hands. I saw Xiao Dezhang pull the front of his chest forward, and it turned into He formed a bag, scooped up the Western food on the table with one hand, and held the skirt of his clothes with the other hand. After a while, the Western food had reached under Xiao Dezhang's chin, and he couldn't scoop it up anymore with both hands in his clothes.
Xiao De opened his mouth and said auspicious words to express his gratitude to Li Guolou.
Li Guolou added more to Xiao De Zhang's pocket and said: "Xiao De Zhang, there is ice on the ground. Don't be too happy to be sad!"
Xiao Dezhang turned around cautiously and said, "How can you do that? Brother Li, don't worry. I don't know how many times I've practiced this. I'll come to you as soon as possible. I'm going to treat you."
There were bursts of cheers from the carriage of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. This was when the eunuch had the longest face, and his ability to climb along the pole was unparalleled in the world. Xiaode opened the curtains and waved goodbye to Li Guolou, with an expression as if he had won a battle. A general in war.
Jelia looked at him suspiciously and said, "Mike, do you really have a brother?"
Li Guolou expressed strong dissatisfaction and said: "Yelia, don't you think too highly of me? I just think that Xiao Dezhang and I are destined. How many people in the world can you find with the same face? "
Jelia said: "Xiao Dezhang will come to recognize you as a relative. He has already seen that you and he are separated brothers. There will be times when you hug each other and cry."
The forty-year-old businessman next to him said with a smile: "Brother Li is an interesting person, he is very good at reading faces."
Li Guolou said cheerfully: "Brother, how can I read faces? I just saw myself. It turns out that I have been a eunuch in the palace a long time ago."
Laughter erupted all around, and even the serious city gate guard laughed. They all thought that this fake foreign devil was rich, generous, and spoke very funny. No wonder he was able to pick up a blond beauty.
The businessman said with a smile: "Brother Li, judging by your accent, you are also from Anhui. Hu Xueyan is half a fellow villager in Xiahuizhou. He will come to my place to play in the future." After saying this, he handed Li Guolou a gold-gilded name badge.
(At this time, Hu Xueyan was not a red-top businessman and did not have the privilege to pass through the city gate. Hu Xueyan lined up to enter the city like ordinary people. He was helping Zuo Zongtang to conquer the Xinjiang rebellion. Empress Dowager Cixi specially rewarded Hu Xueyan with wearing a flower feather on his head. Hu Xueyan walked to The highest peak in life, becoming the first businessman in the Qing Dynasty with an official title.)
Li Guolou hurriedly took out the business card used by Westerners from his bag, held it up with both hands, and said: "It turns out to be Hu Dong's family. This is Li Guolou. My brother Li Guoyun and you have never known each other. We are destined to be friends."
"Oh, it turns out you are Li Guoyun's younger brother. No wonder when I first saw you, I thought you looked familiar. You look a lot like your brother." Hu Xueyan said with a smile.
In Shanghai, Li Guoyun and Hu Xueyan were business rivals. Hu Xueyan came up with a trick and ordered cocoons from farmers in Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas. In the export of silk, Hu Xueyan was the leader, and no one could compete with him. Li Guoyun was also his subordinate. Defeated, Hu Xueyan has countless competitors, and they all want to see Hu Xueyan die.
Hu Xueyan was very lecherous. He had a lot of wives that he bought with money, and he also liked to have sex. This problem was picked up and made fun of by his enemies, and Li Guolou was not immune to it.
Li Guolou bowed slightly, took off his hat, and said: "Dong Hu's family is good at dancing and has come to the capital to show off his ambitions. I will definitely come to visit you."
Hu Xueyan was very polite and said: "Brother Li, it's settled, we'll talk then."
Hu Xueyan returned to the carriage, handed his business card to the steward next to him, and said, "Old Zhao, please check this person for me. He is Li Guoyun's younger brother. I am quite interested in him."
The manager, Zhao Deming, looked out the window and said: "My boss, I have seen him before. Last time at Wanjia Bank, Wan Jielu personally received him."
Hu Xueyan chuckled and said: "Well, I still remember Wan Jielu's wife, she is such a bitch. Li Guolou is not a peaceful person, he is as cheap as his brother. Find out for me what the Li brothers are doing in the capital. What business?"
The manager, Zhao Deming, scooped up Li Guolou's business card, looked at it, and said: "You are young and ambitious, but you still do this in front of us. Let him look good."
Hu Xueyan's large cavalry entered the capital. The carriage was covered with a black plaque with gold letters. A corner of the plaque was exposed, with the word "Hu Qing" written on it. A vigorous medical business to relieve the poor was about to begin, like "Bao Zhilin" This kind of small medical clinic will be the first to be affected.
Also on the carriage, Li Guolou scooped up Hu Xueyan's famous tattoo and looked at it. If you accept someone else's famous tattoo, you have to return it, which is different from the nature of the business card. This is a kind of Chinese etiquette, which means accepting someone's invitation. The official went to see him. The chief requires the servant to bring his assassin to visit the chief. After the chief accepts the assassin and sets a time, you can visit him. If you don't accept the assassin, it means you won't see the guest.
Li Guolou smiled and said: "Yeliya, the businessman just now was the richest businessman in the Qing Dynasty. His name was Hu Xueyan. Your former lover Robinson was not of the same level as him. Zuo Zongtang was using the grain and grass of the Nian Army. He raised half of it."
Yelia twisted Li Guolou's arm and snorted coldly: "Look at you, I don't want Robinson anymore. Why are you mentioning him? Hu Xueyan's name is so popular that I have heard it before. He looks pretty good." , no wonder women are willing to climb into his bed."
Li Guolou smiled playfully and said: "Hu Xueyan likes young girls who are thirteen or fourteen years old, and he likes to bud little girls. He doesn't like you."
"Go to hell, you bastard!" Yelia jumped on Li Guolou and bit him.
After the fight, Li Guolou hugged Yelia and said: "I will take you to see Hu Xueyan in a few days. He is my brother's enemy, and my uncle also wants him dead. One day I will see him fall." Go down. Now let’s praise the boss of the Ziyi Society. Am I Gou Jian?”
Yelia touched Li Guolou's nose with his hand and said: "You are cheap enough. Being your friend will be plotted by you, being your enemy will be plotted by you, and being your lover will not escape your magic either." Catch, who else are you not counting?"
"I can't help it. I like to use my brain. Even when I'm with Lingling, I want to figure out what she's thinking. I'm addicted to it like taking fuji ointment. I can't stop thinking until I figure things out clearly." Li Guolou frowned. One day he would collapse. He already had nervousness and liked to analyze and infer. In the end, his head couldn't bear it anymore.
Yelia raised his head and looked at Li Guolou and sighed: "You, you have a pair of thief eyes, and you don't see a good person in your eyes. You first cut off my escape route, and you also cut off your own escape route. There is still more to do." Rest, don't work too hard, it's so frustrating to be a bad guy and pretend to be a good guy, just be a heinous bad guy."
Li Guolou defended: "Yelia, I am not a bad person, I am a member of the world. There is no distinction between black and white, only collusion of interests. Do you understand that if you do bad things, you can wash your hands in a golden basin? If you don't distinguish between right and wrong now, you will be bigger in the future. Good people are like this, as are all the big guys in the world. Let’s use our youth to do all the bad things, and then build a school in the future so that future generations can read our legends.”
"Then will you write down the true story?"
Li Guolou said: "As long as I am not stupid, I will not write and leave a good example to future generations. Do you understand? No one in the world would smear their own face."
"Oh, Mike, you are plotting against me again. The book "I Was a Concubine in the Qing Empire" has not been written yet. Don't worry too much. If I can recruit the first president of the university, I will just say If you are kind, you will never reveal our secrets." Yelia couldn't help but fall into Li Guolou's trap, and was willing to bury all the dirty things in the underworld.
"Yeliya, I only talked about building a school, not planning to build a university. Why did you even think about the name of the university? If you build a university, how much will it cost? You can't see the vineyards or the virgin forest."
Jelia said: "I am just as crazy as you now. Let's talk about it later. In the future, people will no longer need sex when they are old, so their thoughts will be different from now. Mike, if we succeed, I will not write Guilaozi Memoirs. If we don't succeed, it would be good to write a book and make money. In Europe, the copyright fee can be scooped out for a hundred years. I definitely can't speak Chinese, and I don't even have a penny of copyright fee. You Qing people can really go there. Damn it."
Li Guolou got his wish and said with a smile: "Yelia, let's make it a deal and give it a high-five!"
With a sound of "Pa!", the two started kissing in the carriage. They were now at an age full of passion, and they were so sticky.