When Li Guolou woke up in the morning, he looked at Xie Xiuzhu, who was sleeping on the other bed next to him. He felt a little sweet in his heart. He had infinite charm and the woman was willing to give everything for him. The disease had left him and he was rejuvenated.
of vitality.
Xie Xiuzhu was awakened by the sound of Li Guolou getting up. She lazily opened her sleeping eyes and said, "Darling, why are you getting up so early? You are not allowed to go to the Yamen today. This is the golden doctor's death order."
While Li Guolou was getting dressed, he said: "Second Grandma, don't call me Daring. It's boring. Be careful of being heard. I'll call you Xiaolou instead. I couldn't sleep anymore, so I got up and stretched my muscles. I haven't moved my body in two days."
I'm sorry, please sleep a little longer."
Xie Xiuzhu was born as a singer and did not usually have the habit of getting up early. But now she was most afraid that Li Guolou would be disobedient and go to work in the Ministry of Justice. She immediately woke up and said: "Oh, I heard you, call you Xiaolou."
You also have to listen to me and are not allowed to leave the yard. I got up too, and I want to supervise your every move." After saying that, she sat up, her small bra supporting her plump breasts, and the flesh color on her arms, all showing to Li Guo
In front of the building, there was a head of glossy black hair thrown back, and a shy face, conveying love to Li Guolou.
Li Guolou turned around hurriedly, not daring to look at Xie Xiuzhu. Even if he didn't have a military shoe, he couldn't fit it into his foot.
Xie Xiuzhu laughed and said: "Xiaolou, why are you so nervous? You are so evil inside."
Li Guolou said dissatisfied: "You wear so little to sleep in in the winter, be careful of catching a cold."
Xie Xiuzhu asked: "Do you like me sleeping like this?"
Li Guolou lowered his head to tie his shoelaces, said "hmm", raised his head and said: "We are like this, how can the people in your house talk about you behind your back? You are still the master, haven't you thought about the consequences?"
Xie Xiuzhu combed her hair and glanced at her: "What am I afraid of? I have been labeled as Pan Jinlian for a long time. Why don't you also call me that, Ximen official!"
Li Guolou exerted force and the shoelaces were broken by him. He said anxiously: "Second Grandma, please be careful, I'm still a chicken."
Xie Xiuzhu said: "Xiaolou, if your shoelace is broken, don't pick it up. I'll find one for you. You will be a boy, and I am a virgin. Stop lying."
Li Guolou looked up at Xie Xiuzhu, who was getting dressed, and said seriously: "Second Grandma, I didn't lie to you. I worshiped a master named Yang Dongting when I was a child. Have you heard of him? He is very famous and legendary.
He later joined the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and was never heard from again. I learned martial arts from him, and he told me not to touch women until I was twenty, so I am still a child."
Xie Xiuzhu was gloating that she met Liu Xiahui, and asked a little worriedly: "Xiaolou, are you twenty years old now?"
Li Guolou chuckled and said: "It's more than that." Then he said: "Second Grandma, don't tell this matter, so as not to cause trouble."
Xie Xiuzhu asked doubtfully: "Xiaolou, didn't the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom fail? Didn't everyone who deserved to be killed be executed? Didn't Emperor Tongzhi's amnesty order also be announced to the world? What are you afraid of?"
Li Guolou whispered: "Second Grandma, my troublesome master later became the little king of the Tianping Heavenly Kingdom. He is still on the national wanted list. I don't know where he is now. He is most likely hiding in
In the concession, I no longer recognize him as my master."
Xie Xiuzhu sighed softly and said: "I told you not to hang out in the world, but you refused to listen. The people around you all look like deer-headed rats, and none of them are decent. You will have a lot of troubles in the future.
.Hey! I’m very curious, what are the abilities of Tongzi Kung Fu?”
Li Guolou was already sitting next to Xie Xiuzhu and asked Xie Xiuzhu to braid his hair and comb his scalp with a comb. Li Guolou closed his eyes in enjoyment and said: "Tongzi Kung Fu is not a big deal, it is just to maintain a sense of vitality.
People's muscles and bones will be very soft, and they can make movements that ordinary people cannot do, which is the same as picking flowers and practicing martial arts."
Xie Xiuzhu knelt on the bed, pulled Li Guolou's hair hard, and scolded: "You talk dirty words so early in the morning, you are seeking death!"
There was a pain in his scalp, and Li Guolou bared his teeth and said: "Second Grandma, please forgive me, I just like to joke, and I will make you laugh every day from now on."
Xie Xiuzhu said: "I don't want it. People like this will have wrinkles at the corners of their eyes in a few years." In her heart, she began to yearn for the day when she and Li Guolou would live together.
Li Guolou said sweetly: "Well, the second grandma turned into an old woman and she was also a beautiful old woman." As he spoke, he looked at Xie Xiuzhu behind him in the mirror in his hand.
Xie Xiuzhu pushed the mirror away and yelled angrily: "Xiaolou, please remember that I didn't dress up well in the morning. You are not allowed to look at me in the mirror. I will fall out."
Women have very high requirements for appearance. If they don't dress up carefully, they won't be able to pass the test. Rich women like Xie Xiuzhu put dressing up first and spend at least two or three hours dressing up every day.
It’s better to take a picture in the mirror.
Li Guolou was also dissatisfied and said: "Second Grandma, are you so slow on purpose? I still have to pee."
Xie Xiuzhu scolded: "I'll choke you to death."
Li Guolou sighed and said: "Look at my braids. They are not even half as long as others. I don't know when or what month I will become a normal person. Hey, Second Grandma, have you ever taken a photo?"
Xie Xiuzhu shook her head and said: "I won't let foreign devils touch me. I heard that my soul will be taken away. Is it true?"
Li Guolou suddenly started dancing, stood up, his braids spread out, and shouted: "Second Grandma, you can make a lot of money in this business. There is no business in the photo studio opened by the foreign devil. I will go and talk to him, or buy it."
, or joint stock. From now on, you will be the most fashionable woman in the capital, and all the girls will learn how to dress like you. Xie Xiuzhu will lead an era."
Xie Xiuzhu angrily scolded: "Xiaolou, what kind of business are you going to do? Sometimes you do this, sometimes you do that. The more I look at you, the more you look like a prodigal master."
Li Guolou said thoughtfully: "Well, you can also take pictures of dead bodies."
Xie Xiuzhu said angrily: "Xiaolou, do you listen to me?"
Li Guolou sat down again and said: "Second Grandma, I won't mention it now so that you don't think I'm talking nonsense. I like to let money transfer outside. This is called capital circulation. I don't know when I can make money back."
Xie Xiuzhu asked: "Xiaolou, where does your money come from?"
Li Guolou smiled and said: "I am just a prodigal. I have spent tens of thousands of taels of silver and achieved nothing. You just let me talk nonsense, and I won't let you spend money."
Xie Xiuzhu hugged Li Guolou from behind and pressed her body close to Li Guolou, making him feel the love of the woman. She said softly: "Well, I am a detective. Xiaolou, you lied again. My money, you
You will definitely be fooled, you can’t fool me, you bastard!"
Li Guolou thought: Yes, he is a soft rice king. He has been eating at home all his life. Although he has started to make money, he has left his hand and left his right hand. Now he is still a white wolf with nothing.
Li Guolou said: "Don't worry! The Soft Rice King is just dreaming now. There are too many things to do, and I don't have time to do such small things."
Xie Xiuzhu asked: "Have you ever taken photos of that small building?"
Li Guolou said: "Of course, I will show you my photos in the UK in the future. I also took ten photos at the Roberts Photo Studio in Beijing. There are also photos of me wearing a bird's official uniform and a sapphire top.
Woolen cloth."
Xie Xiuzhu scolded: "Xiaolou, you are so brave. I didn't dare to take photos. If foreign devils took advantage of me, who should I complain to?"
Li Guolou sighed slightly and said: "Roberts is lustful and likes to take advantage of others. He has ruined his reputation. Foreign devils don't know the importance of image and think that they can do whatever they want when they come to the Qing Dynasty. He is not far from bankruptcy. Sooner or later he will be bankrupt."
Go back to England."
Xie Xiuzhu rolled her eyes and said: "Xiaolou, then you go talk to Roberts and change the name of the store to make it more nationalistic. Let him be half the boss and I will take care of it."
Li Guolou turned to look at Xie Xiuzhu and said, "Then I have to find a wife for Roberts first, otherwise he will not be able to hold back and attack you."
Xie Xiuzhu stretched out her hand from behind, touched Li Guolou's face, and said seductively: "Then let me attack you first."
Li Guolou was touched a few times by Xie Xiuzhu, and his braids were quickly braided. Li Guolou said: "The customs of foreign devils are different from ours. They don't care about virgins. Only when foreign devils hook up with other people's wives can they feel a sense of accomplishment, so they
It's common to eat your friends' wives secretly. Foreign devils call this true love. It's best to be friends with foreign devils so that they don't have the opportunity to be alone with my wife. If they praise you in person for your beauty, they will stretch out their hands behind your back.
It’s very tiring to do business with them and protect your wife from being taken advantage of.”
Xie Xiuzhu said: "Then I won't show up."
Li Guolou waved his hand and said: "Now you don't have to show up when doing small business. In the future, when doing big business with foreign devils, women must show up. They will hug you and kiss you on the cheek. You have to accept their customs."
Xie Xiuzhu asked doubtfully: "Xiaolou, don't you like doing business? Why do you want to do business again?"
Li Guolou said: "You are my second grandma. It only makes sense to go out and do something in the future. Grandma is in the restaurant business. Zhenbaoxuan's business is not suitable for women. I am considering what kind of business is suitable for you. If you want to stay
Just forget it at home and just pretend I didn't say anything."
Xie Xiuzhu meditated secretly: She could only control the business of Zhenbaoxuan behind the scenes, and she could not come forward when dealing with the nobles and the royal family. She held a gold-lettered signboard of "Zhenbaoxuan" and the principal in her hand, and her subordinates were all domestic servants.
, Loyalty is no problem now. If there is no considerate man to look after her, one day the servant's wings will become hard, and he will lose the business and fly away. She usually has a lot of leisure, and can only pass the time by listening to plays and visiting shops.
Xie Xiuzhu hugged Li Guolou from behind again and said, "Well, I also want to go out and see the world. I really miss the time when Hua Man Lou was there."
Li Guolou said anxiously: "Second Grandma, please remember that in a place like that, I only charge protection fees and will never do business. If I wear this **** hat, I am still a human being."
Xie Xiuzhu was aware of Li Guolou's thoughts, and said angrily: "I'm just thinking about it, I'm familiar with that kind of business. You are serious, why are you so fierce?"
Li Guolou smiled and said: "Okay! I'll be gentler. Second Grandma is the best at serving others. I will repay you. Do you want to pledge yourself to me?"
Xie Xiuzhu pointed her finger at Li Guolou's forehead and scolded: "You are in good health. Please be an honest person."
Li Guolou said thiefly: "Then I'll say goodbye to you. I'll find a bright place and be bored to death by myself." After saying that, Li Guolou opened the door, and a cold wind hit his face.
, but he held his head high. The cold wind in winter would not knock him down, because he would not mess around anymore.