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Chapter 643 Monkey's Kiss

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When a certain unscrupulous monkey saw Jin Zha's angry thunder coming, he immediately shook his body to avoid the thunder. He raised the stick in his hand and killed it with a fierce stick.

Poor Jin Zha, the Dragon Pillar was filled with a monkey's personal bag, was not originally an opponent, but now he looked at the whistling stick, and he was even more no match.

Dang~!

The Golden Cudgel had an intimate contact with Jin Zha's head. The one hit Jin Zha's face with blood. After seven steps in a row, he sat on the ground with a fierce look.

He started vomiting blood in a thunderous state.

"Ah, brother! Great Sage, you are so despicable!"

The only one who came to talk to Sun Wukong in the heavenly world was Nezha. At this moment, Nezha saw a monkey smashing Jinzha with a stick and vomiting blood. Nezha who had just snatched back his Qiankun circle was so angry that he was so angry that he looked like apricot

With a wide glaring and raised his hand, Qiankun circled out a whimpering sound and smashed Sun Wukong hard.

"Haha, third prince, who asked your brother to take action first? This...isn't it me?"

The monkey didn't fight head-on with Nezha at all. When the Qiankun Circle was smashed, a certain unscrupulous monkey directly used a escape technique, and his head shrank, and his whole person had disappeared from the spot. At this time, the Qiankun Circle

It was not a certain unscrupulous monkey, but at this moment, the Qiankun Circle did not hit the monkey, but it hit the Jin Guang Taoist's ** in the scene of intensive treasure robbery at this moment.

I heard the Jin Guang Taoist twitching and chatting, and touching the ** casually, the blood was squirting everywhere. The whole *** is beautiful, and now it has turned into mud.

"ah!"

Taoist Jin Guang shouted frantically. With his hands stretched out, he immediately turned into a pair of big bird wings. He was originally a spiritual bird who had achieved success in his cultivation, but now he directly shot out ninety-eighty-one spiritual feathers.

A strong wind scattered around frantically. While shooting, he shouted, "Who moved my **, who moved my **!"

In an instant, Wei Tian was covered in cold sweat. Looking at the ninety-eighty-one spiritual feathers flying over, Wei Tian didn't dare to sit there for more time. His body shook and quickly went to the side. However.

These eighty-one spiritual feathers did not hit Wei Tian, ​​but they had caused inestimable damage on the entire Lingxiao Palace.

Nine dragon pillars were directly destroyed, and thirteen heavenly jade bricks were bombed. The entire Han area was bombed in chaos. Countless earth immortals were crushed by stones, and their heads and faces were covered with blood.

.

Even Wei Tian had to push away more than a dozen stones, and his face showed a surprised expression.

"Kill, kill!"

Just when Wei Tian was surprised that the attack of Jin Guang Taoist was so fierce, a monkey transformed into more than a dozen clones and appeared behind more than a dozen immortals screaming. When he stretched his neck to accuse Jin Guang Taoist of being reckless, his feet were not slow.

He kicked out more than a dozen kicks in a row, just like a ball, and kicked more than a dozen immortals hard.

Good, that's amazing!

Originally, the attack of the Golden Light Taoist had already smashed the vast number of gods and was full of anger.

Now the monkey is about to kick the ball behind more than a dozen extremely angry immortals. Oh, this joke, this fun. It's really a big deal!

Almost in a moment, these dozen immortals didn't care where they were, whether their boss was watching or not, and they didn't care whether they were on the Lingxiao Palace. More than a dozen immortals took action at the same time, just like an atomic bomb

Like a series of bombings, the entire Lingxiao Palace was completely destroyed without the magnificent scenes that were originally. It was like being trampled on by tens of thousands of large dinosaurs. The entire Lingxiao Palace was destroyed by all the angry immortals.

In hand.

The unscrupulous monkey who directly caused these situations was like a fish in water, wandering proudly in the attack of a large group of immortals. His hands moved up and down, and it was a magic weapon to catch a magic weapon.

If you don’t want to, you have to hit a certain immortal hard and hit him hard. It’s so cool to mess around.

Wei Tian was sweating endlessly when he saw it. He was so lazy that he was so stupid that he even said something lazy. He directly found the safest position above Lingxiao Palace, which was by the Jade Emperor.

She sat down, and heard the Jade Emperor, whose face was flushed, roaring there.

"What kind of system, what kind of system!"

The Jade Emperor shivered in anger, pointed at the immortals in the chaotic Lingxiao Palace, and roared: "The immortals in the heavens are like gangsters and poked them away like robbers.

Do you want nothing to look at?"

Wei Tian sat comfortably next to the jade table, grabbed the spiritual fruit on the table, and started to eat it with saliva. While eating, he looked indifferent and said, "Boss! These things are related."

They are living! If you lose one, your strength will drop by several levels. Oh, how can you not grab this? Just tolerate them, poor kids!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that his face turned green. He turned his head angrily, looked at Wei Tian coldly, and said, "The Three Realms Generals, these are all good things you did! Tell me, what are your intentions!"

Wei Tian immediately had a hard face, and said pitifully with a very depressed expression: "Boss, I'm wronged!" After that, Wei Tian said with a chorus and said, "I really don't know, these magic weapons are all

Whose? Plus, aren’t this one wasting your old man’s time? Alas, I just smashed it all out, whoever took it away. But the quality of these immortals

, Too bad, so bad!!! For a magic weapon, I actually robbed it like this. It should be beaten, it should be beaten! Boss, it was not my general who deliberately solicited everyone to grab things. If they have good quality, who will take whoever

That's it, this situation wouldn't happen at all!" How could a shameless person describe Wei Tian at this moment? Seeing the guy's saliva splashing everywhere, like a watering can machine gun, a lot of saliva sprayed out,

The disgusting Jade Emperor kept leaning back and was not willing to get close to Wei Tian. He originally wanted to refute Wei Tian's two sentences, but when he heard what Wei Tian said, it made a lot of sense. Whose magic weapon?

Whoever takes it himself? I have to rob it, isn’t it everyone blamed?

For a moment, the Jade Emperor really forgot the key to the problem. If it weren't for the monkey saying "Snatching Magical Weapons", everyone wouldn't have taken action. And the reason why the monkey shouted like this was that if Wei Tian hadn't encouraged him, would such a thing happen?

The Jade Emperor, who was right about Wei Tian, ​​was not even showing any saliva on his face at this moment.

However, the Jade Emperor did not pay attention to the blind spots in Wei Tian’s debate, which does not mean that the smart and difficult Queen Mother of the West would let Wei Tian go. Listening to Wei Tian’s shameless eloquence, Queen Mother of the West did not accuse Wei Tian. Instead, she looked deeply

After a glance at this bold guy, he said, "If all the gods and immortals do not understand etiquette, the three realms of gods are you now, is it just etiquette?"

On an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, eat the Jade Emperor’s things, drink the Jade Emperor’s wine, and spit out saliva on the Jade Emperor’s face. This seems really impolite?

However, Wei Tian seemed to be planning to stay here. He didn't think about Queen Mother's words at all, but showed a very distressed expression on his face and said, "Woo~! Empress, look at how my body is

Bo, the immortals there are so fierce, I can bear it!"

Puff~!

As soon as Wei Tian finished speaking, the maids behind Queen Mother West immediately laughed secretly. Queen Mother West shook her head laughing and said, "To cultivate the immortal body to this extent, is it still a thin body? I guess, even if it is

It’s a magic whip, and you won’t hurt you even if you whip it?”

Uh ~!

Seeing the meaningful look of Queen Mother West, Wei Tian looked at Queen Mother West with a very distressed and reluctant expression. He now didn't take his own tricks at all, and he was lazy to care about his expression. After standing upset

He got up, walked to the stone platform in a swaying step, and he was tilted on it, and he poured wine into his mouth, feeling moved and started to wrap it up.

However, just when Wei Tian was very passionate and was about to recite a few poems, suddenly Sun Wukong was finally caught by the extremely angry gods, and they all shot out the thunder in their palms, and forced the monkey out.

.At this time, the monkey had already filled his personal pockets with more than a dozen magic weapons.

However, the monkey just needs to fly, but it can't fly well there, so it flew directly towards Wei Tian. Looking at the monkey falling over, Wei Tian immediately had a black line on his head, and he directly dodged and avoided this pitiful

Monkey-shaped object.

However, Wei Tian was hiding, but he shouldn't be hiding now. You know, in order to choose the best viewing perspective, Wei Tian stayed in front of the Jade Emperor. When he was hiding, the monkey directly hit the Jade Emperor.

The body.

However, all of this really doesn't matter. What's important is that the monkey smashed his entire head on the face of the Jade Emperor.

But at this time, the monkey was opening its mouth. But when the Jade Emperor saw the monkey flying over, he opened his mouth in surprise. But when Wei Tian saw the monkey flying over, he was watching the monkey.

But when Wei Tian saw the monkey about to fall, he saw the most surprising and terrifying scene that should be seen, the least should be seen, the most unsightly should be seen, the most unsightly should be seen, the most surprising and terrifying scene.

Bo~!!!

Yes, listening to the sound, before Wei Tian's brain could react, he saw the monkey's hairy thunder mouth pressing hard on the thin lips of the Jade Emperor.

Good, this fun is so big...


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