"Who has such a dirty mouth? If you are a guest in an inn, you can stay there." There were four diners waiting for dinner sitting at a square table in the living room. One of them, a strong man with a beard, said dissatisfiedly.
"Pah, pah." There were two crisp sounds, and E Huan, who was wearing crocodile armor, jumped as fast as a tiger and a leopard, jumped onto the table of four diners, slapped his big beard twice, and slapped him directly.
The bearded man was slapped until his ears and nose began to bleed. He could not sit firmly on the wooden bench and stumbled to the ground.
Canglanglang, the other three diners suddenly ignored the bearded man who fell to the ground, drew out their swords, and without saying a word, stabbed E Huan in unison.
E Huan relied on his crocodile armor to protect himself. He squatted half-crouched on the table and blocked the three swords with his arms. The diners sitting at the tables next to him were stunned. No one had seen such a fierce person. He blocked the swords with his body.
To be honest, E Huan's appearance is really not good, but his temper is very hot.
There was another bang, and E Huan used his arm to deflect the three swords, then aimed at a diner opposite and punched the tall diner in the chest, knocking the tall diner directly to the ground.
Chen Wen thought to himself that something was wrong, now he was causing trouble. When he first arrived at Longmen Inn, before he could figure out the way around, he was disturbed by the rude E Huan. Since he had been beaten, there was no reason to shrink back.
Liu Qi, however, had a calm expression on his face, looking at the proprietress at the counter, turning a blind eye to E Huan's fight and the guests staying at the inn.
Seeing that Liu Qi had no intention of stopping Liu Qi, Chen Wen must have wanted to conquer the three religions and nine schools of Longmen Town with force, so he held his sword in his hand and looked around the inn fiercely with his eyes, protecting Liu Qi's side to prevent cold arrows from being shot in the inn.
After hearing Liu Qi's words about booking the Longmen Inn, when swords were heard inside, ten bronze guards suddenly lined up in front of the Longmen Inn, holding strange blade weapons, guarding the door of the inn fiercely, and quickly surrounded the inn, entering the first level of combat readiness.
Diners at the inn were only allowed to leave but not enter, and the Thirteen Hairpins of Jiangling were left to dry beside the big stone of the inn.
"O God, fight, fight, hehe, whoever loses will pay for it." Seeing that E Huan was fighting vigorously with the four diners, but the young man who looked like a leading young man did not stop him.
The landlady spoke up, twisting her waist and talking sarcastically as she walked towards the young young student Liu Qi.
"The shopkeeper, they don't know etiquette, they accompany you." Liu Qi pointed at the rash man who had been beaten down by E Huanquan one after another and was lying on the ground groaning in pain, and smiled lightly at the proprietress who looked to be about 20 years old.
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The landlady is not that old, but she is very charming. She may be used to the killing scenes in the town. She has a soft and calm look on her face. A woman of this age must have extraordinary abilities to be the landlady of an inn.
"Young Master, you're welcome, they'll accompany you, they'll accompany you." The landlady smiled, swaying her chest, and wanted to get closer to Liu Qi.
"Hmph." Chen Wenjian half-sheathed his sword and stopped the landlady. Who knows whether the landlady is a good person or a bad person? If he was accidentally approached by the landlady and caused harm to the young master, he would regret it.
"Oh my God..." The landlady was startled and stopped walking, "Why are you so unhuman?"
"For official government work, this hotel will be temporarily used for public use and will be returned after the work is completed." Liu Qi was not interested in the frivolous and frivolous landlady and said coldly.
The landlady stopped and said with a smile: "Hey, Mr. Master, you can live in the hotel or rent a shop. What do you mean by recruiting the store for official use? Isn't it possible that a rich man like you just wants to borrow some rent money?"
"Do you think I am joking?" Liu Qi suddenly felt a little disgusted with this woman. He imagined the thrilling plot in the movie New Dragon Inn and compared the woman in front of him with the early beauty Brigitte Lin. This woman obviously fell behind.
The whole thing was full of vulgarity and vulgarity, and Liu Qi suddenly lost interest in talking to the woman.
But the landlady didn't see Liu Qi's true intention, thinking that Liu Qi was flirting, and her tone became sarcastic: "Master, you are from out of town. Longmen Town is a no-nonsense area. It is full of dead people's tombs. There are so many people in the world that there is not enough to eat."
You don't care about the common people of Li who can't find warm clothes and can't find a wife to sleep with. Why do you want to come here to control the death pile? It's a joke for you to do government work. Tell this young master, there is no government in this Longmen Town except for me, Sun Erniang.
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"Sun Erniang?" Liu Qi was startled and blurted out. It couldn't be such a coincidence. The character in Mr. Shi Naian's "Water Margin" opened a black shop but was a heroic dominatrix, Sun Erniang. How could Caiyuanzi Zhang Qing's wife appear?
Here? Could it be that he is also the master of time travel?
"Erniang Sun, it's Mr. Sun." The landlady twisted her waist, feeling very proud that she thought she could silence Liu Qi by announcing her name.
"Where's Zhang Qing?" Liu Qi blinked his eyes several times, a little disbelieving about the situation in front of him. It seemed that the world he traveled through was a bit chaotic, so he stared at Sun Erniang and asked tentatively.
When Sun Erniang was asked by Liu Qi, Zhanger Jingang was confused and asked: "Zhang Qing... who is Zhang Qing?"
When Liu Qi saw Sun Erniang's baffled look, he knew that it was just a coincidence that the landlady in front of him reported her name as Sun Erniang, and was not some girl from the Southern Song Dynasty. He felt relieved, changed the topic, and asked with a smile: "Oh, Sun Erniang, I have long admired you,
What about Aunt Sun?"
"Hehe, there is no such thing as Auntie Sun. I am praised very much by others, so some people jokingly call her "Second Mother", and she becomes famous by calling her "Second Mother."
"Haha, interesting." Liu Qi looked at Sun Erniang in front of him again, and saw that Sun Erniang was wearing a bright red silk skirt, her face was rouged and powdered, her chest was open, half of her breasts were exposed, her eyebrows were flirtatious, and she was very charming.
Suddenly Liu Qi's heart was aroused. He stared at Sun Erniang's white breasts and clicked his tongue: "Where is the man from Shopkeeper Sun's family?"
Sun Erniang said angrily: "Master, you have eyes without flesh, but I am still a girl."
"Oh, who would believe it?" Liu Qi's heart moved. In Longmen Town, where bandits are rampant and brothels are everywhere, a weak twenty-year-old woman can keep her daughter's virginity. It is really the first miracle in the world.
"Tch, who cares if you believe it?" Sun Erniang covered her mouth and smiled disapprovingly, pointing to the four stout men lying on the ground: "You bunch of losers, you can't beat them four to one, so give me money."
"Yes, yes, yes." The bearded man, who had been slapped twice by E Huan and had blood on his face and nose, climbed up nervously holding on to the corner of the table. He obeyed, took out some things from his body, and touched them squirmingly.
He came up with two lines of money and said timidly: "Shopkeeper Sun, I don't have anything with me. I didn't sell the goods today, so I'll keep them on credit."
"Easy to say." Sun Erniang snapped her fingers, and saw a waiter coming over holding an account book, an abacus, and a pen and inkstone. Sun Erniang picked up a small wolf brush and dipped it in ink, and ran the pen on the account book while talking.
Long, there are words in his mouth: "One tael of silver is used for drinking wine, two taels of silver is used for six plates and four bowls, eight taels of silver are used for repairing tables and stools, and lost work expenses..."
Sun Erniang reported the numbers and took note of the account, not even daring to show off her beard. After a moment of recording, Sun Erniang threw the pen: "Including the cost of image damage, the total amount of the tattoo is 18 taels of silver. The principal will be repaid within 10 days with 12 taels of interest."
Two, if you exceed the deadline, your life will not be guaranteed. Please sign it."
"Shopkeeper Sun, can you please be a little less?" Sun Erniang asked cautiously as her beard was sweating. She didn't dare to look at Liu Qi.
"Hmph, you don't know what's good and what's good. You grown men only bring two grains of money and still want to eat the King's meal? Don't you know that a weak country has no diplomacy? Do you have the right to defend yourself? I'll admit it. When will you be able to overcome this?
Come and bargain when you are a master." Sun Erniang snorted disdainfully, her eyebrows stood up, and she became unhappy.
"Yes, yes." The bearded man reluctantly signed the account book handed over by Sun Erniang with trembling hands. He wiped the blood on his face with his hands. Before leaving, he raised his hands and clasped his fists at Liu Qi: "Master, I'm sorry.
Yes, see you later."
"See you later." Liu Qi smiled softly and reciprocated the gesture with clasped fists in a very graceful manner.
"Let's go." The bearded man called his three companions, and finally glanced greedily at Sun Erniang's open chest, muttering as he walked: "Twelve taels of silver, my God, it seems that our brothers are going to the tomb of the dead again.
I've been working all night long."
As soon as Bearded Beard left, the inn returned to calm. Even after a fight, no diners left. I'm afraid these diners were some robbers who had seen the wind, and they continued to drink and punch like no one else.
Sun Erniang shook her chest, and the white snow in front of her eyes made Liu Qi dizzy. She gave Liu Qi a charming smile: "Master, can we discuss it?"
Liu Qiqian said: "Sun Erniang, you don't have to be polite. If you have anything to say, please tell me."
Sun Erniang smiled sweetly and pointed at the guests sitting in the lobby: "Young Master, you have also seen that everyone went out to seek wealth and happiness. If the government just wanted to seize the public, please take it back. There are twenty rooms on the second floor.
The best wing room will be fully reserved for the young master, I wonder what the young master wants?"
"What are you talking about? Is there any reason to take back what the young master said?" Chen Wen glared and became angry when he saw Erniang Sun showing off her coquettishness to confuse the young master Liu Qi.
"The emperor's golden mouth and jade teeth can still change his orders day and night. It doesn't matter if the young master covers the second floor. There is still business to be done in the lobby on the first floor. We are all heroes. We can take care of each other." Sun Erniang is not annoyed.
, but he had no temper towards Chen Wen and still treated him with courtesy.
"This..." Chen Wen is also a sensible person. What Sun Erniang said is not unreasonable. He should be spared and spared. If these diners on the first floor are offended, Jiangling's tomb robbing trip will be in vain.
Necessary trouble.
"Oh, you are the master of your territory, so I will follow Er Niang." Liu Qi gently changed his title and removed the word "Sun", trying to get close to Sun Er Niang. He never forgot what Sun Er Niang had just said about being a daughter, thinking that no matter what he said before his rebirth,
How did the former Jingzhou playboy Liu Qi play with women, and the reborn Liu Qi has never touched a woman. From a certain point of view, he is still a boy. If Sun Erniang is really a girl, it will not be a loss. If Yu Yuan
Spending a wild autumn night with Sun Erniang in Jiangling, thousands of miles away, can be regarded as a golden boy, a beautiful girl, and a beautiful thing in the world.
"This Young Master is still reasonable. Young Master, please come upstairs." Sun Erniang's voice was heard again, which made Liu Qi's heart itch. He wished he could have a mandarin duck play with Sun Erniang on the second floor of Longmen Inn right away.
But it was a pity that I was still a virgin when I was reborn in the Three Kingdoms.