Wang Yan glanced at Lu Xiaozhan angrily and said to Guo Jiaping: "He is teasing you again, don't listen to him."
Lu Xiaozhan said: "That's what happened. I have to participate in an international chef competition in a few days, but you see that my arm is still injured, so I'm thinking of finding a helper. I originally wanted to go to my sister's shop
Pick one of those cooks, but when I saw Guo Jiaping today, I think he can help me better." He turned to Guo Jiaping and smiled and said, "How about it? On August 12th, help me out and grab a trophy to defeat all the other chefs.
Kill the foreign devils back."
"Scared...scared me to death." Guo Jiaping, who had just recovered from the shock, patted his chest and said excitedly, "It turns out that my...idol, you are also a cook...cook? Or a god...a god chef! If I can come over, there is no way I can do anything to you.
…No problem! Thank you, my idol, for giving me such an opportunity!”
Lu Xiaozhan asked: "You are the only cook here. If you want to take a day off casually, will your boss lady deduct your salary?"
Guo Jiaping took a peek at the account counter and said quietly: "I've always been doing this job... I don't feel comfortable doing it. I'm so busy and tired that it's just... those few dollars, if you like... you can deduct it if you like it. At worst, I won't do it anymore.
"
Lu Xiaozhan said: "It's up to you to support the scene here. If you don't quit, then the little chef should change his name."
The three people asked curiously: "What name should I change?"
Lu Xiaozhan said seriously: "Ahem... we can call it Yue Lai Cantonese Cuisine. Yes, it's a good name."
The three of them thought about it secretly, and suddenly laughed out loud. The honest and kind Guo Jiaping left. With the boss's hard work, it is estimated that it will be difficult to recruit such a high-level chef. The quality of the food here is really getting better and better.
vegetable.
Just as they were talking lively, the landlady ran over and took Guo Jiaping away with an embarrassed look on her face, saying that there were still several dishes waiting for him to cook in the kitchen. As soon as Guo Jiaping left, Wang Yanmisa curiously moved her chair closer.
Lu Xiaozhan kept asking questions.
"Hey, where do you work? Why are you invited to participate in the Master Chef Competition?"
"Little brother Lu, why are you so good at your skills? I have never seen any cook who is as strong as you who can crush a wine bottle."
"Hey, what trick did you use to catch the robbers on the bus? Show me what you did."
The two kept asking questions, which gave Lu Xiaozhan a headache, and he quickly stopped: "Sisters, you have so many questions, you are just two problematic people." Then they invited their sister's restaurant to participate in the Master Chef Competition, and her sister
He told the reason why he was sent to the front line, and why he was good at martial arts. He said nonsense that he attended the Emei Martial Arts School when he was a child. As for whether there was a martial arts school there, it was unknown.
Regarding the tricks used to catch the robbers, Lu Xiaozhan winked at Wang Yan and said with an ambiguous smile: "My arms are inconvenient now, why don't we go watch a Kung Fu movie together some other time? If there are any tricks I used
I'll point it out to you, how about it? Xiao Yanyan."
Wang Yan calmly knocked Lu Xiaozhan on the forehead with the end of the chopstick in his hand, and said calmly: "It's not good, I don't want to know now."
Lu Xiaozhan covered his head and said with a grimace: "If you don't want to know, then you don't want to know. Why are you banging my head... How about watching a movie?"
Wang Yan turned to Misha and said, "You have a day off tomorrow? Go shopping with me in the afternoon."
Misha: "Okay, okay! Come pick me up."
Lu Xiaozhan shouted aggrievedly: "Hey..."
After making an appointment with Guo Jiaping about the competition, they exchanged phone calls to see if it was time to go home and rest. Lu Xiaozhan called the landlady to ask for the check. In order to thank Lu Xiaozhan for his rescue, the landlady generously gave Lu Xiaozhan a 9.20% discount.
, Lu Xiaozhan was so angry that he rolled his eyes, but in the end it was Wang Yan who settled the bill first. When Lu Xiaozhan happily put his wallet back and pretended to blame her for pampering him and saving money for himself, Wang Yan took Misha's arm and walked out.
Without replying, he said: "This late-night snack doesn't cost much. Misha and I will come to the Bird of Paradise restaurant next week. Remember to make some delicious dishes for us to try. By the way, I like caviar."
Misha said in surprise: "Huh? I still have a share? Then I want to eat baked snails and foie gras!"
Lu Xiaozhan was stunned for a while after hearing this. He didn't wake up until Wang Yan and Misha got into the car and ran away. He chased after the car and shouted: "Hey, what should I do if you just leave like this? Such a big man
I’m scared to be alone in the middle of the night!”
Lu Xiaozhan, who had been abandoned by Wang Yan, returned home full of grievances. As soon as he took out the key and opened the door softly, the light in the living room suddenly turned on. Lu Xiaozhan narrowed his eyes because of the light, but saw Xu Wei's pretty face.
Staring at herself nervously, she suddenly shivered with fright, and asked cautiously with a smile on her face: "Beauty, why aren't you asleep so late?"
Xu Wei asked back: "You also know it's so late?"
Lu Xiaozhan scratched the back of his head: "I... went out for a late-night snack."
Xu Wei said coldly: "If you don't say hello to me and eldest sister when you go out in the future, then don't come back."
Lu Xiaozhan quickly agreed: "Yes, I will definitely tell you."
Xu Wei nodded, turned around and walked to the bedroom: "Go to bed early."
Lu Xiaozhan wiped the sweat from his forehead and was about to enter the room when Xu Wei stopped, turned around and stretched out his hand: "Where's my share?"
"..."
After staying at home for two days, on the third day, which was the afternoon of August 11, Lu Xiaozhan ran to the Bird of Paradise and pulled Ding Feng out who was chopping onions again.
Ding Feng wiped his freshly washed hands and asked, "What are you planning to do by pulling me out?"
Lu Xiaozhan sneered: "Are you excrement?"
Ding Feng realized that he had made a slip of the tongue: "Ah, bah, bah! Damn it, I finally figured it out. Neither you nor Dandan are good people. You just like to bully me, an honest person!"
Lu Xiaozhan smiled and said: "Okay, don't be aggrieved. I'm going to compete tomorrow. Today I'll take you with me to the street to watch the beautiful women relax."
Ding Feng's eyes lit up: "Really? Oh, I just said that our Xiaozhan is the best to me. Let's go, let's hurry up."
It wasn't until the two of them entered the supermarket door that Ding Feng realized what he was doing and complained: "So you tricked me into accompanying you to buy raw materials? At this time, except for the old lady who buys cheap eggs, there are no women in the supermarket.
Huh? What kind of beauty is this? Damn it, I was deceived by you again."
Lu Xiaozhan asked Ding Feng: "Who said I lied to you? Look over there, isn't she a beautiful woman?"
Ding Feng looked in the direction that Lu Xiaozhan pointed, and jumped up and down with joy: "Oh, wow, she is really a beauty! She is also a foreign girl, blond hair, blue eyes, slim waist and perky buttocks, my balls... her breasts are so high!"
"
Lu Xiaozhan looked at him with disdain: "How can you be so virtuous when you meet a foreign girl? Hey, wipe your saliva, you don't mind embarrassing us Chinese people. How can I go out with a guy like you? These days
There’s nothing I can do about it…”
Ding Feng, in turn, said with disdain: "This shows that foreign girls are attractive. Do you understand that among foreigners, this is polite? Besides, look at that boy, he is preparing to steal the foreign girl's wallet. What he is doing is calling us a loser to China."
Is the person’s face good?”
Lu Xiaozhan turned around and saw a young man wearing a gray short-sleeved shirt pretending to look at the shelves, but he followed the foreign beauty unhurriedly, glancing around from time to time. Without guessing, he knew that this was a pickpocket who was hanging out in the supermarket.
.
Ding Feng touched Lu Xiaozhan with his arm and said softly: "Xiaozhan, if he is going to take action, we don't care?"
Lu Xiaozhan said nothing, staring at the pickpocket. He picked up a small stainless steel dinner fork priced at 9.3 yuan from the shelf next to him and played with it. Seeing that there was no one around, the pickpocket put his hand into the beauty's bag.
Not long after, a long wallet was quickly pinched out. Just as the pickpocket was about to stuff the wallet into his pocket, he suddenly felt a sharp pain on the back of his hand. The wallet fell to the ground with a bang, and a shiny white stainless steel fork was stuck firmly.
On the back of his hand, blood dripped to the ground along the back of his hand.
The pickpocket was stunned for a moment, and then screamed: "Ah..."