At noon, Wu Fei reluctantly said goodbye to Chen Yuye Yi Jin Jing because she had promised Wu Die to accompany her. However, the unlucky trio who had just entered the room saw Wu Fei leaving and all held their hands.
He sat next to Chen Yuye on the stool and looked at him with shining eyes.
Chen Yuye looked at the expressions of these three children and felt a little uneasy in his heart, "Why do I always feel that these three guys... are like wolves chasing in the wind."
"It's already noon, why don't you go home for dinner?" Since he didn't say anything, Chen Yuye said casually to ease the awkward atmosphere. However, as soon as this sentence came out, Chen Yuye felt that the atmosphere became even more embarrassing.
"Okay, what do you want to do when you look at me like this? Let me explain first, I am not gay."
"ah!?"
The three people approached Chen Yuye because they wanted to take a closer look at what was so attractive about this guy that he could make Wang Qianying, Luo Aili, Wu Fei and other beauties crazy about him.
"Teacher, you misunderstood, we are not gay either." Zhang Linpeng explained.
"Then why are you looking at me with those gay eyes?" Despite Zhang Linpeng's explanation, Chen Yuye couldn't help but move his body to get further away from these three guys.
The three of them couldn't help but wipe their sweat when they saw Chen Yuye's actions. Are there any teachers like this?
"Okay, I'll tell you the truth." Long Han suddenly stood up and looked at Chen Yuye with an upright look. "Teacher, please..." At this point, he rubbed his hands in a sly manner.
He said, "Teach us the secret to picking up girls!"
"Um?"
"Kneel down and beg!"
Before Chen Yuye could react, the three of them suddenly knelt on the ground and bowed three times to Chen Yuye.
Chen Yuye looked at the three people kneeling on the ground dumbfounded. Damn, that's what happened. Hehe, tease them.
Chen Yuye cleared his throat, sat up straight and raised his hand: "Everyone loves me!"
"Long live thanks!"
The three of them cooperated very well, and then they all laughed obscenely after standing up.
Chen Yuye looked at these three guys in a funny way and suddenly cleared his throat: "Ahem, I seem a little thirsty. There seems to be a soy milk shop not far from here. I miss the taste very much."
The three of them looked at me, and I looked at you. Finally, Mu Jie gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher, wait a moment, I'll be back soon!" After that, he threw it outside.
"My shoulders seem a little sore."
"I'll pinch it."
"Where's my cigarette?"
"Teacher, smoke my cigarette. I just got it from my dad yesterday. It's a good cigarette from abroad!"
Chen Yuye closed her eyes with great enjoyment. After a while, Mu Jie ran in sweating profusely, holding a bag of steaming soy milk in his hand.
"Old...teacher, fresh...fresh soy milk." Mu Jie walked forward panting, and then handed the soy milk to Chen Yuye.
Chen Yuye took the soy milk, took a sip, and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, not bad, not bad."
After hearing Chen Yuye's words, the three of them felt that this matter was interesting. Long Han smiled and said: "Hey, teacher, do you think you are willing to teach us how to pick up girls?"
Chen Yuye nodded and patted the three of them's faces with his hands: "I'm amazed at your bones. In the future, you will be the three wonders in the world of picking up girls. I will personally teach you something today. I have been with you for many years."
practical experience.”
Seeing that Chen Yuye was about to impart his experience, the three of them all moved their heads closer to Chen Yuye.
When the three of them heard what Chen Yuye said, they couldn't help but look at him with contempt. It was as good as not saying it.
Chen Yuye had known this effect for a long time, so he sat on the bed very calmly: "Don't look at me like that, I'm talking about practice. If just a few words can teach you how to pick up girls, then I'll just treat it like a pick-up.
The expert is here. Do you have anyone you like?"
Hearing Chen Yuye ask this question, the three of them looked around and couldn't help but blush a little. Chen Yuye knew at a glance that these three guys looked cool, but in fact they were also three boring men.
"It's easy if you like it." Chen Yuye has never been afraid of big troubles when watching the excitement. He put the empty soy milk bag in the trash can next to the bed, crossed his fingers, and the three of them approached him. Urban Dandy
The latest chapter of Genius. "Call her now. No matter what she is doing, ask her out to play."
"It's not good, we are all classmates in the same class." Zhang Linpeng, who claims to be the most hunky guy in the school, was a little shy at this time. "As the saying goes, rabbits don't even eat grass on the edge of their nests."
"Well, I think so too." Long Han patted Zhang Linpeng on the shoulder. "But she is a rabbit and you are grass."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Hearing Long Han's words, Chen Yuye and Mu Jie both laughed. When Zhang Linpeng heard Long Han teasing him, she rolled up her sleeves and wanted to give the boy a slap in the face, but Chen Yuye stopped him in time.
"Okay, what's the big deal? Well, it's because you didn't ask the person you like to come out, so there's nothing I can do about it." After saying that, Chen Yuye fell on the bed and closed his eyes.
The three of them were all anxious when they saw Chen Yuye like this, but if they wanted to call the person they liked out, this...
"Okay, die!" Zhang Linpeng was the eldest among the three. At this time, he yelled and took out his mobile phone. "Are you just asking her to come out? Look, what does it mean to be a man!"
The three people gave Zhang Linpeng a thumbs up. Brother Peng is a pure man and a real man of iron and blood.
"Hey, it's me, Zhang Linpeng." Zhang Linpeng was quite domineering at first, but I don't know what the other party said, and Zhang Linpeng's domineering face turned into a playful smile. "Haha, it's okay, it's just that the weather is nice today, and I want to see you together.
Come out and play, hey, hey!"
"how's it going?"
"She hung up the phone."
"puff!"
Long Han and Mu Jie lowered their heads and laughed, while Zhang Linpeng blushed.
Chen Yuye smiled and patted his shoulder: "Okay, keep playing."
"Still fighting?"
"Yes, you have to insist on being shameless. Believe me, teacher, that's right."
Zhang Linpeng thought for a moment: "Okay, I'll die." After saying that, he dialed the phone again.
"Hello, hello!" Zhang Linpeng put down the phone and looked at Chen Yuye with a sad face. "Hang up again!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
Long Han and Mu Jie laughed out loud. Chen Yuye also lowered his head and smiled, and then said: "Continue, continue."
After all, Zhang Linpeng had already died twice, so Zhang Linpeng didn’t mind dying a few more times, so he reluctantly called her favorite goddess. The three people watching thought it was quite funny at first, but in the end they didn’t feel anything at all.
"Really...really?" Zhang Linpeng covered the phone and made a victory gesture to the three people with excitement.
"Fuck, is this even okay?"
Long Han and Mu Jie looked at Zhang Linpeng in disbelief. This guy actually succeeded, so they also began to think about whether they should call the person they like and squeeze him over.
Looking at the expressions of Long Han and Mu Jie, Zhang Linpeng looked proud, put down the phone and continued: "Well, okay, where am I? I'm in Ward 202 of Rakshasa Hospital. You come to me. Okay, I'll wait.
You. Um, okay, bye."
Chen Yuye was actually surprised. He didn't expect that the trick he was talking about actually worked. However, he still pretended to say: "Well, what I said is right. Okay, you young men, go and pursue your sexual happiness.
"
"Old...teacher." Zhang Linpeng suddenly hugged Chen Yuye with tears in her eyes and patted his back hard. "I will never forget that when I was the loneliest in my life, it was you.
It lights the way forward for me.”
Looking at this scene, Long Han and Mu Jie couldn't help but secretly wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes. It was really touching.
Chen Yuye didn't find it touching, he just found it funny, but at this time, he could only hold back: "It's okay, I should..." When Chen Yuye said the last word, he almost laughed out loud, so he held his hands
He lowered his head and snickered tremblingly.
The unlucky trio couldn't see Chen Yuye's expression and thought he was crying too, so they hugged Chen Yuye and cried loudly. The harder they cried, the more Chen Yuye's whole body shook, because
This scene is so funny.
When the nurse outside who was about to give Chen Yuye an injection saw the scene inside, she couldn't help but wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes. She didn't seem to feel so obscene about Chen Yuye anymore.
"Excuse me, is this ward 202?"
The nurse turned around and saw a pretty girl standing in front of her. She nodded and the girl walked in.
The sound of the door opening startled these people, and they all looked towards the door.
"It turns out that this boy likes Deng Xueling." Chen Yuye watched Deng Xueling slowly approach Zhang Linpeng, and felt more and more, hey, being young is good.
"Snapped!"
"Um?"
Everyone originally thought that Deng Xueling would give Zhang Linpeng a hug, and Zhang Linpeng's hands were opened. However, they did not expect that Deng Xueling would give Zhang Linpeng a slap.
"If you dare to act rogue while I'm taking a shower again, it won't be as simple as a slap." After saying that, Deng Xueling walked out, while Zhang Linpeng stayed where she was, with her hands still in that position.