Lin Xi was not polite, swung his leg and put it on Weisuo's thigh, kicking him far away. The fat man was like a big meat ball, rolling and finally hitting another nearby tree.
It's considered a stop.
"I'll give it!" The fat man spitted out the grass and whiskers that were stained with his mouth and ran back. "It must be that I guessed right. You must have seen the matter be exposed and want to kill Fatty, I'll silence me?"
"I do have this idea." Lin Xi, who was next to the big tree, gritted his teeth, "You are the fat man with spring love and a peach blossom face, just think about it."
"Hehe," the fat man smiled and sat down next to Lin Xi, "Isn't this because of kindness that I want to teach you again! Remember, when I have a good exercise with a good woman in the future,
Don’t forget to take precautions in advance. You said you are good at chasing girls, but why don’t you even understand the most basic protection knowledge? Let me tell you that there are pharmacies on the street that can make you do whatever you want and make sure that the woman is fine.
Good things for sale. Also, Fatty, I would like to remind you a little more. That thing cannot be blown as a balloon bubble, and you must not wear it in the wrong place, otherwise there will be a big mess..."
"Bang bang!"
As he spoke, the fat man was kicked away by his shadowless legs and just hung on the branch of a big tree.
"Fork! Hey, Lin Xi, put me down quickly, Fatty, I'm afraid of heights!" Weisuo's face was hanging on the branches toward his lower abdomen, and his two very fleshy legs were kicking around in the air, and his mouth was even more
It's shouting.
"Oh, it's okay, I don't need my help, you'll come down soon anyway." Lin Xi said indifferently. In less than a minute, he heard the sound of branches breaking from the tree, accompanied by a shrill scream, and the fat man was heavy.
Smashed on the mud.
"Ph, ph, ph!" After a while, the fat man who was crawling forward in absolute stillness made a move. He raised a big, round head, and then used his arms to support his body weighing 170 kilograms with his arms and struggled to support his body weighing 170 kilograms.
Finally, he spit out the mud in his mouth, and the fat man swayed back to Lin Xi.
"You guys, I finally understand. You must have been fired because of a fight." The fat man said weakly, rubbing his big belly.
"Hehe, I'd be fine if I guessed this way long ago." Lin Xi teased.
"Fork!", the fat man muttered again, "Okay, let's talk about the serious business."
"Oh, what a serious matter? Is there a combat mission?" Lin Xi's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.
The fat man shook his head and said seriously: "Which department of Chulin College has the most beautiful women? Is it the water department? Also, Lin Xi, do you know many beautiful women? Have you contacted me after being fired? Can you introduce one or two?
Get to know me? Remember, one or two are enough. Beauties are expensive but not too expensive. You know, I have never been greedy for Fatty."
Without saying a word, Lin Xi stepped forward and beat the fat man up, sobbing and crying. Then he stopped.
Ten minutes later, the fat man with a round face buried in the grass poked his head out and said in an inaudible voice: "This time I'm really talking about the serious thing. Autumn is coming soon, and summer wears a short skirt.
The girls will have to change into long clothes and trousers at this time. Oh, Lin Xi, don't do it first, I'll get back to the topic immediately. The flowers bloom in spring and bear fruit in autumn, but the orcs are raised by the orcs.
At this point, we ran down the mountain to kill people and grab food. His grandmother's, every time she went down the mountain, it was so on time, it was even more accurate than the rooster crowing every day. So, in order to protect the civilians and their property, we are likely to be this time.
They will rush to the orcs in the western region to carry out a clearing operation."
"Damn orcs, we should indeed hit hard! Not only will we rob food, but we will kill innocent people. This time we go to the west, I must kill a few more of them!" If the orcs come to invade again, Lin Xi will only
I hope I can fight this time.
"Yes, Fatty, I am not afraid of death, and I must kill their spirits."
Lin Xi glanced at Weisuo and teased: "After such a long journey, the mount carrying you will be miserable. You must be crushed and deformed."
Weisuo immediately roared as soon as he heard this. "Although I am very fat, I am very flexible. Have you ever seen someone who is as tall as me and can be a heavy knight? Fatty, I don't move, but I'm already like a rabbit, and my body is like
So what if you get rid of two horses with exhaustion? The most important thing is that Fatty Master, my value is far more valuable than two horses! Hehe, when I go to the west, I want those orcs to see Fatty Master's majesty, and I have to scare them.
Don't dare."
"Is that right? I heard that the orcs have always lacked food. In order to survive the winter, they dare to eat human flesh. Fatty, be careful. They are born with such fine skin, tender flesh and fat, be careful to be caught.
Close it, cut a piece today and cut a piece of food tomorrow."
The fat man was completely speechless.
However, what he said was soon proved true. Two weeks later, it was the time for the villagers to harvest autumn, and the hungry orcs began to go down the mountain to grab food.
In order to help the Western Legion fight back these cruel bandits, the Northern Legion sent out Dragon Knights, Cavalry Corps, and even the Ace Legion Heavy Knights, all for protection
The lives and property of civilians are killed as many orcs as possible.
However, in order to prevent neighboring Apomato from taking the opportunity to attack, the elite forces of the Northern Legion remained in place. Therefore, nearly 10% of the heavy cavalry were soldiers selected last year and this year. Of course, it must be
The elite among the recruits.
Without surprise, Lin Xi and Weisuo were incorporated into it, and with this fully armed 10,000-person brigade heading to the west.
"My fork, horse, horse, run quickly!" After rushing for more than a day, the fat man's mount, a third-level raging wind war horse, was already exhausted and panting. It was slower than other war horses.
Few, it is crushed. In normal times, the weight of a fat man is not a problem at all, but the situation is different now. First, the distance is long from the west, and second, the troops who are going to participate in the war this time either fly or run immediately
Yes, the speed is naturally very fast. In order not to fall behind, the heavy-armed knights with the heaviest baggage march half faster than usual. It would be strange if the fat man’s mount is not exhausted!
The fat man was about to fall behind and was very anxious. He couldn't help but lean over to comfort the war horse, hoping that it could run faster.
In the end, it was Lin Xi and several others who took turns to exchange mounts with the fat man to make the fat man cry.
Finally, after ten days of emergency marching, the aid troops sent by the Northern Legion arrived in the west!
At this time, all the troops of the Western Army had already assembled, and the vanguard had set out to go to the vast mountain meadow to investigate the latest movements of the orcs. As long as the orcs get off the mountain, the troops on standby will arrive as quickly as possible.
Stop the kill halfway, let the least and scattered orcs go down the mountain as much as possible, and then defeat them one by one.
This is a common method to deal with the orcs. Although it sounds simple, it is actually not that easy to operate.
The orcs were a combination of humans and monsters. Their bodies were like powerful monsters, very burly and strong. They still retained many characteristics of various monsters. For example, among the orcs, there are pigs and humans, cows, and two
The bulls with only cows' hooves have partly similar bodies to humans, but their wisdom is much lower than that of humans.
Their ancestors lived a life of eating raw meat and drinking blood. Later, although after slow evolution and development, the orcs also mastered the method of making fire and eating cooked food. Some orcs would reclaim wasteland to plant crops, and even a few powerful orcs could speak human language.
But after all, the wisdom is low, and the orcs are still unable to integrate into human society as a whole. They have to establish their own tribes in the alpine meadows and live a semi-settled and semi-nomadic life.
There are animals on the mountain meadows, so orcs can naturally be hunted as their food. In addition, they have mastered the method of making fire, so they will not conflict with humans, but the actual situation is not the case. Because orcs’ reproductive ability is too strong.
There are many alpine meadows in the western region of the Noqi Empire and the Apomato Empire, but no matter how large the area is, it cannot resist the unlimited population surge.
Later, under the pressure of the number of races and the gradually reduced suitable food, the orcs began to migrate and began to go down the mountain to find new ways out. In this way, they inevitably encountered nearby humans.
Naturally, humans will not provoke these monsters with great power, but the orcs found a way to save trouble and effort to deal with the difficulties they face, that is, to steal human food and clothing, and humans resist a little.
They will be killed crazy.
At the end of the development, these vicious orcs even understood the pattern of crop maturity every year. When autumn and winter were approaching, they began to gather, and then went down the mountain to snatch it unscrupulously. In the eyes of these orcs with low intelligence,
Human food and clothing are prepared for them.
Not only that, if they encounter natural disasters and robbed less food, they are not enough for them to survive the winter, these cruel orcs will even take the initiative to find humans, then kill or capture them, and then take them back to the mountain meadows.
The meat of dead people will be eaten immediately, while the captives will be kept in captivity like livestock. In addition to eating, it is also used as bait for hunting monsters.
Such a brutal race has caused the civilians living in the western region to be ravaged. Although the empire sends troops to fight every year, it is limited to passive killing, that is, it only waits for the orcs to attack. Usually, it is powerless.
The encirclement was launched because there were many orc races and very scattered residences, and the climate of alpine meadows was changing, so the human army could not maintain normal combat power to fight these indigenous evil people.
Nearly ten large-scale encirclements and suppressions in the history of the Nuoqi Empire, all of which failed without exception, and the losses were quite heavy.
In the end, this is the current situation: orcs are thriving desperately, the number of races is getting bigger and bigger, and the saturation is becoming more and more obvious. In order to alleviate the pressure on the population, some elderly, weak, sick and disabled people are eliminated, and at the same time, they can get more survival needs.
For food and clothing, at this time of year, orcs will gather on a large scale and then run down the mountain to rob.
The huge number of orcs determines that even if the army is sent forward to intercept them, it is impossible to completely stop them from going down the mountain. In fact, large-scale frontal battles often end in just a few days. While the orcs are leaving behind a large number of companions' bodies, they also
Taking advantage of the shortage of human army, it will disperse and pour into the corners of mountain villages in the west from all directions to grab grain.
The main battlefield for strangling orcs is actually quite scattered. The usual practice is to try your best to annihilate the most orcs at the foot of the mountain meadow, divide the army into small teams, and then search for orcs visible in your sight to kill them.
Of course, before this, the army will send soldiers to enter the mountain village first to protect the villagers and food, and prevent the orcs from attacking rampantly.
When Lin Xi and his team arrived at the standby area and quickly assembled, General O'Whimans, the commander of the Western Legion, appeared with high fighting spirit.