Lin Xi was not polite, rounded one leg and put his foot on Weisuo's thigh, kicking him far away. The fat man was like a big meat ball, rolling continuously and finally hit another nearby tree.
Consider stopping.
"I'll kill you!" The fat man spat out the grass whiskers in his mouth and ran back in a flash, "I must have guessed it right. You must have seen what happened and wanted to kill me and I'll silence you?"
"I do have this idea." Lin Xi gritted his teeth next to the big tree, "You are the one who is full of love, with a peach-shaped face, a wretched fat man, so you can only think about that."
"Hehe," the fat man smiled and sat down next to Lin Xi again, "I want to teach you a lesson out of good intentions! Remember, in the future, when you have intimate and strenuous exercise with any good girl,
Don’t forget to take preventive measures in advance. You said you are good at chasing girls, but you don’t even know the most basic protection knowledge? Let me tell you, there are pharmacies on the street that can let you do whatever you want and ensure that the girl is fine.
There are good things for sale. Also, Fatty, I would like to remind you, that thing cannot be used as a balloon to blow up, let alone wear it in the wrong place, otherwise it will cause big trouble..."
"Bang bang!"
As he spoke, the fat man Zheng Huan was kicked straight away by two shadowless legs, and he just happened to hang on the branch of a big tree.
"Fork! Hey, Lin Xi, put me down quickly, Fatty! I'm afraid of heights!" Weisuo hung on the branch with his face down and his belly. Two very voluptuous elephant legs were kicking randomly in the air, and his mouth was more
It was a continuous shouting.
"Oh, it's okay, you don't need my help, you will come down soon anyway." Lin Xi said nonchalantly. In less than a minute, he heard the sound of branches breaking from the tree, accompanied by a shrill scream, and the fat man fell heavily.
Fell on the muddy ground.
"Bah, bah, bah!" After a while, the fat man who had been crawling in absolute stillness made some movement. He raised a big, round head, and then used his two arms to hold up his body weighing 170 kilograms with difficulty.
, finally spitting out the mud in his mouth, the fat man staggered back to Lin Xi.
"Damn it, I finally understand, you must have been expelled because of the fight." The fat man rubbed his big belly and said weakly, humming.
"Hehe, if I had guessed correctly earlier, it would have been fine." Lin Xi teased.
"Fork!", the fat man muttered again, "Okay, let's get down to business."
"Oh, what's the matter? Is there a combat mission?" Lin Xi's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.
The fat man shook his head and said seriously: "Which department in Chulin College has the most beauties? Is it the water department? Also, Lin Xi, do you know many beauties? Have you kept in touch after being expelled? Can you introduce one or two?
Want to get to know me? Remember, one or two is enough. Beautiful women are more expensive than fine ones. You know, fat man, I have never been greedy."
Without saying a word, Lin Xi stepped forward and beat him violently, beating the fat man until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was crying. Then he stopped.
Ten minutes later, when the sun was about to set, the fat man, who had buried his round face in the grass, poked his head out and said in a barely audible voice: "This time it's really serious. Autumn is coming soon. Wear short skirts in summer."
The girls will have to change into long clothes and trousers at this time. Oh, Lin Xi, don’t do anything yet, I will get back to the topic right away. The flowers that bloom in spring will bear fruit in autumn, but those sons of bitches from the orc tribe, as soon as they arrive
At this point, they all ran down the mountain to kill people and grab food. His grandma was so punctual every time he went down the mountain. It was even more accurate than the rooster in my house that crows every day. So, in order to protect the civilians and their property, this time we are very likely to
We will rush to the areas infested by the orcs in the west to carry out clearing operations."
"The hateful orcs should really be attacked hard! Not only do they rob food, but they also kill innocent people. This time when I go to the west, I will kill more of them!" If the orcs come to invade again, Lin Xi will only
I hope I can fight this time.
"Yes, Fatty, I am not afraid of death, and I will definitely kill them with courage."
Lin Xi glanced at Weisuo and said teasingly: "With such a long journey, the horse carrying you will be in a miserable state. It will be crushed by you and it will be deformed."
When Weisuo heard this, he immediately roared. "Although I am fat, I am very flexible. Have you ever seen someone with a body like mine who can still be a heavily armored knight? Fat man, if I don't move, I will be fine. If I move, I will be like a rabbit. I have a similar body shape."
Electricity, so what if I overturn two horses due to fatigue. The most important thing is that Fatty, I am worth far more than two horses! Hehe, when I get to the west, I want to show those orcs the power of Fatty. I have to scare them to death.
I'm too brave."
"Really? I heard that the orcs have been short of food. In order to survive the winter, they even dare to eat human flesh. Fatty, be careful. They are so thin and tender and plump. Be careful not to be caught.
Lock it up and cut off a piece today and cook a piece tomorrow."
The fat man was completely speechless.
However, what he said was quickly proven to be true. Two weeks later, it was the harvest time for the villagers, and the hungry orcs began to go down the mountain to grab food.
In order to help the Western Army repel these cruel bandits, the Northern Army sent out dragoons, cavalry regiments, and even a fifth of the ace legion's heavy cavalry regiments as in previous years, all for protection.
Kill as many orcs as possible to protect the lives and property of civilians.
However, in order to prevent neighboring Appomato from taking the opportunity to attack, the elite forces of the Northern Army stayed in place. Therefore, nearly 10% of one-fifth of the heavy cavalry were soldiers selected last year and this year. Of course, they must be
The best among recruits.
No surprise, both Lin Xi and Weisuo were included in it, and headed to the west with this fully armed, ten-thousand-strong army.
"I'm going to fork you, horse, run faster!" After driving for more than a day, Fatty's mount, a third-level Stormrage horse, was already panting from exhaustion and was much slower than other war horses.
Less, it is weighed down. In normal times, the fat man's weight is not a problem at all, but the situation is different now. Firstly, it is a long way to the west, and secondly, the troops going to the war this time can either fly or gallop on horses.
Yes, the speed is naturally very fast. In order not to fall behind, the heavy cavalry soldier with the heaviest baggage traveled half as fast as usual. It would be strange if the fat man's mount was not exhausted!
Seeing that he was about to fall behind, the fat man was very anxious. He couldn't help but lean down to comfort the horse, hoping that it could run faster.
In the end, it was Lin Xi and several others who took turns changing mounts with Fatty to keep Fatty from bursting into tears.
Finally, after ten days of emergency march, the assistance troops sent by the Northern Army arrived in the west!
At this time, all the legions of the Western Army have been assembled, and the vanguard has set off to the vast mountain meadows to detect the latest movements of the orcs. As soon as the orcs come down from the mountain, the troops on standby will arrive as quickly as possible.
Intercept them halfway and let the fewest and scattered orcs go down the mountain as much as possible, and then defeat them one by one.
This is a common method for dealing with orcs. Although it sounds simple, it is actually not that easy to operate.
The ancestors of the orcs are a combination of humans and Warcraft. Their bodies are just like powerful Warcraft. They are very tall and strong. They still retain many characteristics of various Warcraft. For example, among the Orcs, there are pigs and cows with two heads and two heads.
Bulls with hooves and other bulls are partially like humans in body, but their intelligence is much lower than humans.
Their ancestors lived a life of eating hair and drinking blood. Later, despite slow evolution, the orcs also mastered the method of making fire and eating cooked food. Some orcs also reclaimed wasteland to plant crops. There are even a few powerful orcs who can speak human language.
But after all, their intelligence is low, and the orcs are still unable to integrate into human society as a whole. They have to establish their own tribes in the alpine meadows and live a semi-settled and semi-nomadic life.
There are also animals on the alpine meadows. The orcs can naturally hunt them for food. In addition, they have mastered the method of making fire, so they will not conflict with humans. However, the actual situation is not like this. Because the orcs' reproductive ability is too strong.
There are many alpine meadows in the western regions of the Noqi Empire and the Appomato Empire, but no matter how large the area is, they cannot withstand unlimited population growth.
Later, due to the pressure of racial numbers and the gradual reduction of suitable food, the orcs began to migrate and began to go down the mountains to find new ways out. In this way, encounters with nearby humans were inevitable.
Naturally, humans would not provoke these powerful monsters, but the orcs, who were hungry and cold, found a trouble-free and labor-saving way to deal with the problems they faced, which was to rob humans of their food and clothes. The humans resisted a little.
They will be brutally killed.
In the end, these ferocious orcs even figured out the rules for the maturity of crops every year. As soon as autumn came and winter was approaching, they began to gather, and then went down the mountain to start robbing unscrupulously. In the eyes of these orcs with low intelligence,
Human food and clothing are prepared for them.
Not only that, if there is a natural disaster and the food robbed is not enough for them to survive the winter, these cruel orcs will even take the initiative to find humans, kill or capture them, and then take them back to the alpine meadows.
The flesh of the dead will be eaten immediately, while the captives will be kept in captivity like livestock. In addition to being eaten, they are also used as bait for hunting monsters.
Such a ferocious race has ravaged the civilians living in the western region. Although the empire sends troops to fight every year, they are only limited to passive killing, that is, waiting for the orcs to invade. They are unable to kill them at ordinary times.
An encirclement and suppression campaign was launched because there were so many orc races and their settlements were so scattered, coupled with the changeable climate in the alpine meadows, the human army was simply unable to maintain normal combat effectiveness to fight these ferocious indigenous people.
The nearly ten large-scale encirclement and suppression campaigns in the history of the Noqi Empire failed without exception, and the losses were quite heavy.
In the end, it became the current situation: the orcs reproduced desperately, the number of the race became larger and larger, and the saturation phenomenon became more and more obvious. In order to alleviate the population pressure, some old, weak, sick and disabled were eliminated, and at the same time, they got more needed for survival.
Food and clothing, at this time of year, the orcs would gather in large numbers and then run down the mountain to plunder.
The huge number of orcs means that even if an army is sent to intercept them, it is impossible to completely stop them from going down the mountain. In fact, large-scale frontal battles often only last a few days and end. While the orcs leave behind a large number of corpses of their companions, they also
Taking advantage of the shortage of human troops, they would disperse and pour into the corners of the mountain villages in the west from all directions to grab food.
The main battlefield for strangling orcs is actually relatively scattered. The usual method is to annihilate as many orcs as possible at the foot of the alpine meadow, then divide the army into small teams, and then look around for the orcs visible in the field of vision to kill them.
Of course, before this happens, the army will also send soldiers into the mountain villages to protect the villagers and food and prevent the orcs from attacking wildly.
When Linxi and the others arrived at the standby area and quickly assembled, the commander of the Western Army, General O'Humans, appeared with high fighting spirit.