The brother who was peeping from a distance was dressed in a gorgeous and trendy gown, and his hair was dancing in the wind. He was in a wild shape. Needless to say, the one who could be so impressive was none other than Wang Qian, whom Lin Yang met in Huaishui Town.
But seeing this guy flipping his long hair in a coquettish way, he took out a flower and sniffed it on his nose in his signature way, saying to himself: "He can also set up formations. It seems that he has heard some rumors." I don’t know how powerful this formation is.”
While this guy was talking to himself, the spider with a big head quietly climbed up and this person was Ruhua.
It didn't stay at home when Lin Yang came back. Spiders naturally like wooded areas, which has something to do with their natural instincts to be hunters. Ruhua, who had been out for a few days, just returned today. Of course, it doesn't know that Lin Yang has returned [
Because it looked very scary, I was afraid of disturbing others and causing trouble for the Lin family, so I climbed the roof. As soon as I climbed to the roof, I saw the handsome Wang Qian.
Immediately, I felt a wave of heroic spirit coming over me. I shook my head and thought I was seeing something. I quickly shook my head to confirm again that the person in front of me was not a phantom. Suddenly, my eyes were filled with little stars. Wow, he is really handsome.
Brother Wang Qian, who was posing, naturally didn't know that his scumbag image captured the heart of a spider in an instant. He was still pitying himself and said: "I didn't expect this guy Lin Yang to have two such beautiful girlfriends. Why is there no role for me? I’m so cool and handsome. Why do all the women think I’m just a pretender? Men never look at me. Oh my god, you treat me so unfairly.”
"He is very sad. How can this be okay? I must go and comfort his heart. I must go."
When Ruhua saw handsome boy Wang Qian's sad look, her heart was cut like a knife. She couldn't restrain her impulse anymore and immediately jumped forward with a cry of joy.
Wang Qian was lamenting his experience when he suddenly heard a "squeak" sound. He was shocked. What was the sound? He quickly turned around and saw a black spider as big as his head running towards him happily.
It's a shame that this guy is extremely powerful, but he has one weakness, that is, he has been afraid of spiders since he was a child, and such a big spider made his face turn pale with fear.
"Oh my God...this...this is a spider...so...so big..."
When Brother Wang Qian finished stammering, Ruhua had already ran over and yelled in animal language: "Here I come, handsome guy."
Wang Qian stepped back repeatedly and waved his hands: "No... don't..."
When Ruhua pounced on him, his whole body was twitching, and he was so frightened that he stepped on the air and screamed, falling down from the roof...
Lin Yang, who was setting up the formation, suddenly turned around and looked at the scream. Of course he heard the scream. Qianxue and Xiaoxian also heard it. They both turned around to look.
But I didn't see anyone, and there was no movement at all.
Qianxue wondered: "Brother Lin, did I hear it wrong? Why does it seem like someone screamed?"
Lin Yang shook his head and said, "I shouldn't have heard it even if I didn't."
"Sister, I've heard this too. Surely the three of us heard it wrong?" Shangguan Xiaoxian also said hurriedly: "Should we go and have a look?"
Lin Yang thought for a while and said: "There is no need. It seems that this person is not a master. If he is a master, how can he scream like this? I guess he is just a little thief. Don't pay attention to him. It's better to quickly put this troublesome formation in place." Good on cloth”
At this point, he himself screamed again: "What's wrong, I forgot the number of steps and I have to count them all over again, that damn little thief, isn't this a waste of time for me?"
Qianxue and Shangguan Xiaoxian couldn't stop snickering, but they suppressed their laughter and stood aside obediently [
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Wang Qian's shout was so loud that it alarmed all the residents under the roof.
When he fell to the ground, he was foaming at the mouth, his eyes were straight, and his whole body was twitching. He was so frightened that he didn't know what to do. When he was frightened, the residents in the house also opened the door and came out.
Ruhua was afraid that she would scare others, so she quickly hid to one side and peeked.
But I saw that the residents of this house were an old couple, both sixty or seventy years old. They were shocked when they saw a young man lying on the ground foaming at the mouth. But they heard the old man shout loudly: "Old lady, hurry up and get over." There's a kid here who's going crazy with epilepsy."
The old woman was also anxious and said quickly: "What should I do? Will he die? It's really unlucky. Why is this kid here?"
The old man said: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. If you don't bite your tongue, you won't die. Get a wooden stick and let him bite it..."
Just when the old woman was about to find a wooden stick, Brother Wang Qian's whole body twitched violently again. The old man couldn't see it anymore and hurriedly took off his pair of black shiny socks and wrapped them into a ball before stuffing them in. into Wang Gan’s mouth
Why is Wang Gan suffering from epilepsy? He was just frightened by Ruhua. His consciousness was still there, but his body was not obeying his instructions. Suddenly he realized that something foul-smelling was stuffed into his mouth, and he retched and convulsed violently.
When the old man saw how violent the twitching was, he thought to himself that it was so severe that a pair of socks was not enough, and he shouted: "Old lady, please take off your socks, this young man is twitching so hard."
It was important to save people. The old woman did not dare to neglect and hurriedly took off her socks and handed them over.
The two old men who thought they were rescuing people never thought that the man in front of them was just frightened and lost control of his body for a moment. What's even more tragic is that Wang Qian, a majestic master, couldn't bear it and was fainted in the end under the attack of two pairs of socks. past
The two old men breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Wang Qian finally stopped convulsing. The old man boasted: "I have seen that if an old woman encounters such a situation in the future, she will have to use socks if she has them. If you have them, you can just use shoes."
The old woman was also very pleased and said: "Thanks to you, old man. What do you think this young man should do? Do you want to carry him in?"
The old man glared and said, "Of course it's natural to save someone. How can we give up halfway? Let's carry him in."
"Do you want those socks to go now?" the old woman asked
"Well, let's wait. Who knows if he will do it again in a while? Just stuff it first."
After the old man said this, the two of them struggled to carry poor Wang Qian into the house, one raising his head and the other raising his feet.
Seeing that what they said was serious, Ruhua really thought that this handsome guy had a hidden illness. She looked at Wang Qian's figure with pity and sighed: "Why are human beings so weak? Fortunately, he is fine now, otherwise I would be so sad." "
Step by step, I turned back reluctantly.
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As soon as I got home, I found that my master Lin Yang was back. Ruhuawei was so excited that she jumped on his shoulder and was very affectionate [
Lin Yang had seen Ruhua for many days, and he stroked its head thoughtfully and asked: "Where did you go? The master didn't say anything about greeting you when you came back. Maybe you went to discuss life like that wolf?"
"Hey, master, where is my little brother? How can I see him? What else is there to discuss about life?" Ruhua asked strangely.
Lin Yang depressedly told how Xiao Tianlang was discussing life and summarizing it over and over again.
Ruhua stared with her big eyes and then understood what the so-called discussion of life was all about. Then she said shyly: "Master... I am also in love."
"What~~"
Lin Yang was really shocked as he held Long Yin. What was going on? Could it be that they were all influenced by him to hunt for beauty? But at the same time, he also felt happy. The silly-headed and naive ones were still very popular with him, and their names were still the same.
It's not like Howling Sirius. I obviously gave it such a cute name as 'Maomao' but I didn't use it.
He hurriedly shouted: "Xue'er, Xiaoxian, hurry up and start a relationship with Ruhua."
The gossip souls of Qianxue and Shangguan Xiaoxian immediately started to burn brightly, and they quickly ran past asking questions, asking Ruhua to explain quickly.
When Lin Yang saw Ruhua still looking shy, he was amused and said: "What's so shy about this? It's true. Which spider beauty seduced Ruhua? Why didn't you bring it back to me, the master, to see?"
Ruhua immediately whispered: "What did the master say, what hookup? This is someone else's... someone else's first love..."
"First...first love..." Lin Yangbo was dumbfounded and said, "Well, it's amazing that a spider knows the word first love."
Qianxue and Xiaoxian covered their mouths and smiled and said anxiously: "Ruhua, where is your first love and what kind of spider is he?"
Ruhua said anxiously: "It's not a spider, it's not a spider."
"Hey, it's not a spider. What is it? Please tell me what kind of animal it is." Lin Yang asked in surprise.
"He...he is a human being." After Ruhua said this, she covered her eyes with her forelimbs and looked shy.
"Humans, my darling, have developed like this. No wonder they often said in previous lives that love is the strength of national boundaries." Lin Yang said in admiration, "You are indeed my pet. Please tell me which girl this is and when you brought it to me."
See"
Qianxue and Xiaoxian also looked surprised.
"He's not a girl, he's a man" Ruhua continued to be shy
When Lin Yang and the other three heard this, their mouths opened wide for a long time. Lin Yang finally sighed: "Ruhua, your love... Oh my God, is it true? I'm really convinced. But if both of them are men, then you
It's better to think about it." After saying this, he hurriedly said: "I'm not saying that your love is not great. Compared with this kind of love, it is even more unforgettable... unforgettable."
Ruhua stared anxiously and said loudly: "Master, who said that I am a male... uh... a boy?"
Lin Yang asked curiously: "Aren't you a man?"
Ruhua said anxiously: "Of course that's not the case. I am a hermaphrodite. I can be a boy or a girl."
Lin Yangxin said this is more powerful and can be used by both men and women.
But Ting Ruhua said firmly: "But since I met that person, I decided to give up being a man and become a real woman."