"Is he a bad guy?" Teng Xiangling let go of Yan Murong's arm, straightened his wrinkled suit, and looked at him and asked.
"Well, he is a bad person and a good person." Yan Murong said seriously.
"What's the meaning?"
"He is a bad guy because he threatened me and called me cow dung - because I am worse than him, so when a bad guy meets someone worse than him, he becomes a good guy."
"-----"
"Oh, by the way." Yan Murong looked at the speechless Teng Xiangling and said, "Did you really wait for me until midnight last night?"
"Bah!" Teng Xiangling looked at Yan Murong with disdain and said, "Waiting you until midnight? Go, you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. What is it about you that makes me wait for you all night? You are Christmas
Old man? I'm still waiting for you in the middle of the night."
"By the way, what did you do last night?"
"Didn't I just say that I'm going to my sister-in-law's house?" Yan Murong said.
"Going to your sister-in-law's house?" Teng Xiangling asked with surprise. "Do you still have a sister-in-law?"
"Why can't I have a sister-in-law?" Yan Murong said depressedly. "You can have a fiancé, but I can't have a sister-in-law? Not only do I have a sister-in-law, I also have a second uncle."
"Oh, I almost forgot, you are still a young man from a famous family." Teng Xiangling said teasingly.
"A young man from a well-known family?" Yan Murong said with a grimace on his face. "Have you ever seen a young man from a well-known family walking home? Have you ever seen a young man from a well-known family who is a beggar?"
"That's not true, you are the first." Teng Xiangling said, suddenly jumped over, hugged Yan Murong's arm, his expression changed, and he said in a tired voice. "I said, Murong, you said, you
If something happens, will your family take care of you?"
"Of course, don't worry. I didn't jump out of a rock. I was born by my parents. Whose parents don't help their children?" Yan Murong asked doubtfully. "Why do you ask this?"
"My parents don't care about me." Teng Xiangling said with an aggrieved look. "What do you think of Situ Jin just now?"
"Him?" Yan Murong was stunned and said. "He looks decent. Judging from the clothes he wears, he can be considered a rich man. He is in line with the woman's goal of a rich husband."
"Bah." Teng Xiangling took a breath and said. "He? Let me tell you, when he was five years old, he peeked at women taking a bath, when he was eight years old, he climbed the widow's wall, when he was ten years old, he molested the girls at the same table, and when he was fifteen years old, he
He made a girl's belly bigger, and now he is surrounded by women every day, how can he feel better?"
"Okay, what do you want to say?" Yan Murong asked helplessly.
"I'd say he's bad."
"Yes, he is very bad."
"He is very shameless."
"Well, he is so shameless."
"He-----he's a bastard."
"Yes, their whole family are bastards."
"You have to help me get rid of him."
"Okay, I'll help you get rid of him - wait, you want me to help you get rid of him?" Yan Murong then realized that he seemed to have been tricked by this woman again.
"Yes." Teng Xiangling looked at Yan Murong with an innocent expression and his two black gem-like eyes blinking. "Don't you think he is bad? Don't you think he is shameless? You
Don’t you say he is a bastard?”
"That's what you said." Yan Murong said defensively.
"I said it, so don't you think I'm a friend?"
"This-----" Yan Murong hesitated and said, "You are my friend."
"Yes, since I am your friend, won't you lend me a helping hand even though I'm about to fall into a pit of fire?"
Yan Murong felt so wronged that she wanted to cry ----- pull you? I really want to kick your ass again and help you get into the fire pit quickly.
Go early this year, come early next year, and don’t try to trick me again.
Give her a hand? Is this a hand? She clearly wants to lead herself into the fire pit so that she can be buried with her.
"Can you help?" Teng Xiangling asked, looking at Yan Murong who looked embarrassed.
"I'll think about it-----" Yan Murong said with a guilty conscience.
"I can't think about it. I want an answer from you now."
"Then ----- can you tell me, if I agree, what will be the benefits? If I don't agree, what will be the consequences?" Yan Murong asked carefully.
"If you agree, I-----I will let you kiss me." Teng Xiangling tilted her head and thought for a long time, and finally came up with a way to get out of the fire pit without being taken advantage of too much by Yan Murong.
"Then what if I don't agree?"
"Don't agree? That's easy." Teng Xiangling said with a strange smile. "I'm a virgin!"
"-----" Yan Murong was a little confused. What does her being a virgin have to do with him? What does it have to do with not helping her?
"If you don't help me, I will go home at night and find a cucumber to pierce the membrane myself - then I will go to your wife and tell her that you have made me pregnant."
"You-----" Yan Murong was shocked, pointing at Teng Xiangling with trembling fingers, unable to say a word.
Women, you should be cruel to yourself-----Which bastard said this? This woman is really cruel! If she really did it, it would be easy to say, but she didn't do it and she still has to blame it on herself.
, how unfair this is.
Why? Why should I be responsible if the cucumber is happy?
Yan Murong looked out the window with a sad face ----- The eighth floor, the eighth floor, I don't know if I will fall to my death if I jump ----- Why don't you just jump off yourself?
"Don't look aggrieved, you're just doing me a favor."
"-----"
As a result, Yan Murong felt even more aggrieved. Is this help so easy?
"How about." After thinking about it, Yan Murong asked tentatively. "I'll pierce it for you. Don't waste a cucumber. It's not easy for farmers to farm. They get up early and stay late."
"You have a beautiful idea." Teng Xiangling interrupted Yan Murong and said, "It's enough for me to let you kiss my aunt. You want to replace the cucumber? Aren't you afraid that I will cut it after using it?"
"Okay, I agree." Yan Murong saw that there was no way to avoid this, so he simply agreed. He knew that Teng Xiangling, a crazy woman, could really do that kind of thing - rather than letting her take the first step
I gave her a cucumber once, so why not show kindness and help her once?
"That's right." Teng Xiangling changed her face very quickly. As soon as Yan Murong agreed, she laughed. "Okay, there is nothing wrong now - let's go. To thank you, tonight
I’ll treat you to dinner, oh, by the way, and then I’ll call you my sister-in-law, and you have to get to know me.”
"You said you wanted me to kiss you." Yan Murong said softly.
"That's what I said."
"Then ----- when will it be cashed in?" Yan Murong couldn't wait. In such a big age, except for kissing a rabbit he caught from the mountains, he has never kissed anyone else ----- women? Haven't tried it.
Pass.
"I'll talk about it later when I feel better," Teng Xiangling said.
"Then when are you in a good mood?" Yan Murong asked.
"When you feel good, you feel good."
"-----"
PS: If you don’t send me flowers, I will, I will...