Teacher Lin took out a small white bottle from his arms with a joking expression.
She pulled out the cork on the bottle and pointed the small bottle at Qian Zijian, who fainted.
The next second, a strange scene began to play out in front of me.
Qian Zijian's whole body turned into a wisp of white smoke and then entered the small bottle.
Teacher Lin quickly capped the small bottle and said to my master: "I took this guy away."
My master waved his hand and said: "Take him away, remember to destroy all his abilities."
"That's natural. I won't leave him any abilities. After I bring him back, I will put him in my pit of snakes and torture him severely." Teacher Lin said with a gloomy face.
A pit of ten thousand snakes?
Is Teacher Lin so good at playing?
I didn't dare to think too much, thinking that it was a good thing she became my teacher. If she were my enemy, it would be really a big trouble.
The master removed the barrier and wiped his hands on his apron: "Continue to go home and cook."
Teacher Lin walked up behind me and put his hands on my shoulders, pushing me and saying, "Jianfei, Xiaoyu is gone. I may need you to run errands for me in the future."
I quickly said: "Okay."
Teacher Lin pinched my shoulders and said, "As long as you follow me and have a good time, I will definitely teach you some powerful skills.
As you just saw, the most powerful superpower user in Jiangnan City’s Supernatural Bureau couldn’t even use a single superpower in front of me.”
I quickly sent a rainbow fart: "Teacher, you should be the strongest."
Teacher Lin smiled and said: "It's not like the strongest."
The master sighed and said: "There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world. Second senior sister, before you teach Xiaofei, remember to teach him this principle first. Otherwise, after he learns some skills, he will be arrogant outside, and it will be miserable if he really gets into trouble.
.”
Teacher Lin glared at him: "Go away, Jianfei is my student, I only teach him how to play tricks and how to kill people. As for teaching him the truth, that is your business."
My master smiled and said nothing.
I was caught between the two of them and didn't know what to say at all.
…
…
When I got home, Teacher Lin accompanied my master into the kitchen. I didn't know what the two of them were busy in the kitchen.
But I have to say that the aroma constantly wafted out of the kitchen and made me swallow my saliva several times.
My sister sat cross-legged on the sofa, turned on the TV and watched Ultraman.
This time I watched Ultraman Seven, the earliest one.
While watching, my sister imitated Seven's transformation, put her hands next to her eyes, and shouted excitedly: "Ji Er!"
I:"……"
I was speechless, thinking that as a man, I am not as excited as my sister when I watch Ultraman. Every time I watch Ultraman, my sister is really excited. She is one of those people who can’t wait to go on TV and fight monsters.
kind.
At this time, Master and Teacher Lin came out carrying dishes.
The master shouted: "Get up quickly and go to the kitchen to serve the food. You are so old, and you are still watching Ultraman. It is only for children."
Teacher Lin glared at him: "Junior brother, although you are old, you can't help but keep pace with the times. Boys, don't they all like the light? Everyone who often views short videos knows this."
My master said shamelessly: "When I was watching short videos, all the big data recommended to me were old ladies dancing."
"Is there anything you like?" Teacher Lin was amused.
The master was quite arrogant and tilted his head and said, "I won't tell you."
When I brought the dishes, Teacher Lin started gossiping: "Jianfei, do you know that when your master first entered the school, he liked me the most."
I grinned, not really knowing what to say.
The master said angrily: "Lin Qiaoyue, fart on you! When did I ever like you? My favorite back then was obviously Senior Sister."
Teacher Lin rolled his eyes: "Okay, okay, just don't admit it. By the way, do you still have contact with Senior Sister?"
"You had a video chat with me a few days ago, do you want to meet?" Master said, taking out his mobile phone.
I caught a hint of hesitation on Teacher Lin's face.
She whispered: "We haven't seen each other for so many years, and the senior sister has been meditating in the mountains. I'm afraid of disturbing her peace."
The master shook his head and said, "That's not true. Senior sister has often been studying growing fruits and vegetables in the mountains recently."
I interrupted: "Master, do you and the teacher's senior sister know each other?"
The master shook his head and said: "You definitely don't know her, and you haven't seen her before. The last time I met her was twenty years ago. We have kept in touch through letters over the years, and vx was added last year.
But she has sent me things a few times, and the three idiot zombies I keep in the backyard of my house in the old city were sent from her.
When I first received it, I thought it was a mannequin, but it turned out to be a zombie."
I wondered: "Can this thing be sent?"
"It's not a courier, it's brought here by ride-hailing. In my opinion, it can be regarded as the senior sister sending something to me."
Master said as he clicked on the video call.
As the sweet honey, sweet honey of your smile ringed, my sister rushed over from the sofa with her watermelon head on her head, then squatted on the table, grinning and started stealing food.
The ringing stopped and the video call was connected.
I saw an old lady with short hair appearing in the video.
She was waving to my master: "Junior brother, what's going on? I'm watering vegetables."
My master's face was full of smiles, and it was obvious that he was really happy: "Senior sister, I miss you, so look at you."
Then he said to me: "Xiaofei, please call me grandma, uncle. That's not right. You should call me grandma, uncle."
Naturally, I listened to Master, so I shouted: "Hello, uncle, grandma."
The senior sister at the other end of the video grinned and said: "You are Jianfei, hello, hello."
The master whispered: "Senior sister, let me see someone for you."
"Who is it?" Senior Sister looked curious.
When Master handed the phone to Teacher Lin, the senior sister on the other end of the video instantly lost her voice.
Non-still picture.
After a long while, she said in a trembling voice: "Qiao Yue, is it really you?"
Then he started crying loudly.
Teacher Lin also cried: "Sister, I miss you."
I found that Master's eyes were also red and tears were welling up in his eyes.
This is the second time in my memory that Master has cried.
I quickly picked up the tissue and handed it to them both.
My sister also started crying at this time. While drinking corn ribs soup, she cried: "Mom, this is so touching!"
I thought to myself, it’s okay for you to cry and just eat food quietly here, but you still have to forcefully stir up emotions.
For the next time, I ate in silence, and Master never hung up the video. The three of them chatted happily.
Especially Teacher Lin, she cried several times.
I finished eating and was about to go back to the room to sit down for a while, when my cell phone rang.
I took a look at the caller and found that it was Lin Qian...
