Chapter 10 Shabi is an old lady for the rest of his life
In the swimming pool, workers are doing the final equipment debugging, and a pile of decoration materials piled up by the swimming pool yesterday have also been cleared away. The opening day is getting closer, and everyone is speeding up the work.
Lei Xiaoluo's job is very simple. He just walks around inside when nothing happens and does some coordination work at the same time.
For example, when a certain piece of equipment comes, you need to find a person in charge, and he will handle the contact between these people.
After the official opening, he returned to his normal job as a lifeguard.
In fact, he is very satisfied with his job. Not only can he swim for free, but he can also see beauties in swimsuits every day. And because he is a lifeguard, he doesn't have to worry about being looked at for looking at beauties.
satyr!
If you are lucky, you can use the excuse of saving people to mop up the trouble.
The dome glass that was broken yesterday was nowhere to be found, and there were no glass fragments in the swimming pool.
If he hadn't just separated from Hu Meizi Xiaomeng, Lei Xiaoluo would definitely suspect that what happened last night was not real, but a dream of his.
He went directly to Hu Tu, and the old man stayed in the duty room, apparently waiting for him.
"Good morning, old man!" Lei Xiaoluo greeted him.
"Boy, I have to correct two mistakes of yours!" Hu Tu said seriously: "First, you have to call me master. This is what we agreed last night! Second, it's getting late now, it's already ten o'clock in the morning.
Got it!"
"It's ten o'clock, why don't I know?" This guy is good at avoiding the truth. He pointed at the clock on the wall and said swornly: "I won't accept it. You are really blinded by old age! It's obviously nine in the morning.
It's sixty o'clock, how can you say it's already ten o'clock?"
Hu Tu knew this kid very well. If he continued to be entangled with him like this, he would not be able to do anything else this morning. He pointed to the chair opposite and said: "Sit down, I have something to tell you!"
"Just in time, I have something to tell you! Let me have a cup of tea. Don't say you don't have it here. I know you have hidden a lot of good tea!" Lei Xiaoluo sat down unceremoniously. There was no trace of his apprentice.
Respect for the master.
Hu Tu gave a helpless smile and wondered whether he was accepting a disciple or a master!
You kid stole my Pure Yang Jade Liquid and swallowed the Ten Thousand Beast Pill that I have been waiting for for thirty years. You owe me, not me, okay?
"No tea!" Hu Tu said angrily.
"Plain water will do!" Lei Xiaoluo was easy to serve, and said with a smile: "If there is no boiled water, what kind of yogurt, drinks and the like will do. Even if you give me some snacks, I can barely use them as a thirst quencher.
Eat something!”
Bring snacks to quench your thirst, never heard of it!
Of course Hu Tu knew that the boy was here again to steal food and drink. He didn't even show respect to his master, but wanted to eat and drink from me. How could such a good thing happen? Stop dreaming!
Just like before, the old man did not bother with him on this matter, and said straight to the point: "How did you steal the Pure Yang Jade Liquid? I don't care. What I want to say is that from today on, you are a demon cultivator.
The top disciple of Jie Xuanhu Sect has closed down. If you perform well in the future, I will probably hand over the management of the sect to you. Of course, before that, you must learn to respect your master first, and you must call him master when we meet in the future.
…”
"Old man, wait a minute!" Lei Xiaoluo ignored Hu Tu's words and said, "You asked me to be the boss of the Xuanhu Sect, right? I'm a human, not a fox. How could I be a group of foxes?
The boss!"
Hu Tu did not answer his question directly, but asked: "Have you ever seen a flock of sheep?"
"I've seen it before!" Lei Xiaoluo thought the old man was taking a test on him, so he said without thinking: "Brother, I've seen it not only on TV, but also in real life!"
"Have you ever seen a sheepdog?" the old man asked again.
Lei Xiaoluo didn't know what he meant. Of course Shepherd had seen it before, so he nodded.
"Since a sheepdog can manage a flock of sheep, why can't you be the boss of a group of foxes?" Hu Tu asked him again.
I wonder, can I be confused with a shepherd dog? I'm from Earth, but that guy is a dog!
Okay! I admit, this earthling is not as cute as a dog, okay, but please don’t make this comparison again, it’s not equal!
"Old man..." This time it was his turn to ask a question.
"Call Master!" Hu Tu corrected with a glare.
"Okay, master!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered unconvinced: "I see you are not that pedantic person, why do you care so much about formality? If I call you master, you can earn an extra month's salary, or can you still pay the salary?"
Don’t have to eat for a day?”
No matter what you say, if you ask someone for help, you must say something nice, so just scream. Anyway, you won't get much advantage, and I won't suffer either.
"This is the rule!" Hu Tu was relieved to see this boy willing to lower his head and said, "If you have any questions, just ask them. My teacher will definitely answer your questions!"
This is really saying that you are fat and you are out of breath. You know, before, I called those who decorate the house master!
"My question is..." Although Lei Xiaoluo was thick-skinned, he still blushed shamelessly and asked: "If I have sex with Xiaomeng...that, will I be sucked dry by him?"
"Go to bed, go to bed, and return that!" Hu Tu looked at Lei Xiaoluo's crotch with disdain, and hummed: "I can't wait to say goodbye to my virginity. I can tell you clearly as a teacher, in the future
Xiaomeng's foxy strength will not only not suck you dry, but will be sucked dry by you! She underestimated the Ten Thousand Beast Pills too much, but in order to prevent your future cultivation from being affected, you'd better not let it go too early.
Yuanyang is better!”
"Why?" Lei Xiaoluo had just cursed. Seeing Hu Tu's dissatisfied face, he quickly said with a smile: "Master, please clear up the confusion!"
The old man immediately turned his anger into joy and said with a smile: "As soon as the Yuanyang of the cultivator before the golden elixir stage is broken, a loophole will appear in the Dantian used to collect the true energy. Although this loophole will not cause the cultivator to lose his original
Although you have a certain level of cultivation, your true energy will continue to leak out, which will have a serious impact on your future cultivation! You know why Taoist priests and monks pay attention to being pure and abstaining from desires, right? This is the reason!"
"That's it!" Lei Xiaoluo said that he understood, and asked casually: "How old is the average cultivator before he can enter the legendary golden elixir stage?"
"Usually they are around sixty years old! Of course there are those who are earlier and there are those who are later. What I am talking about is the average!" Hu Tu replied.
What?
Lei Xiaoluo's eyes widened, sixty years old!
When I reach the age of sixty, the thing in my crotch that has never been used will probably be on the verge of being scrapped, right?
Why do you want your brother to be an old man for the rest of his life?
PS: The new book has been launched, and there are a lot of long-winded words. I hope everyone will not complain. There is no way that Brother Lei needs support too much. If you are rich, I will give you a financial support, and Brother Lei will be grateful. If you have no money, I will support you personally, and I will give it to Duohua.