I have to say that this girl's capital is really strong and she can compete with Yun Xi'er.
Hey, why do I think of Yun Xi'er? Lei Xiaoluo thought, hadn't he always compared Xiaomeng to Xiaomeng in the past? Could it be that because he was in Yunnan, he couldn't help but think of Yun Xi'er.
It should be.
I just don’t know who this girl in camouflage uniform is. She is so brave that she camped alone in the mountains without even setting up a tent, just a sleeping bag.
But judging from her reaction speed, she was probably not a soldier. How could a soldier not resist?
No matter what, we have already taken advantage anyway, and people have already regarded us as lewd thieves or perverts. Even if we stop now, we still won’t end up with good results, so we might as well eat the tofu till the end.
Just when this guy was about to take further action, the girl below suddenly shouted at the top of her lungs: "Lei Xiaoluo, you stupid, bad guy, let me go quickly, otherwise, I will never be done with you..."
Lei Xiaoluo was so frightened that he unexpectedly knew the name of his brother. Who are you?
Wait, this voice sounds so familiar, it seems to belong to that girl Yun Xi'er, wow, no, no wonder it feels so familiar all the time, she really is this girl.
Floods washed away the Dragon King Temple... Ahem, this reason seems a bit unsatisfactory.
"Xi'er, it's really you," Lei Xiaoluo pretended to be surprised, turned her over and exclaimed: "Why are you here?"
Yun Xi'er angrily pulled out his two evil hands and said angrily: "You are really a bad guy, a thief,"
Okay, I admit that I am a beast, okay, can you take back the honorific title of whore-thief? I can’t afford it.
"Haha, don't be angry, I'm just kidding you," Lei Xiaoluo said with a dry smile.
"You're kidding, come on," Yun Xi'er pointed at his nose and said, "You don't even know who I am, so you rush up to touch her breasts. If it's another girl, you will definitely strip her naked next. Then force J, right?”
"There is absolutely no conscience in heaven and earth," Lei Xiaoluo vowed.
"That's weird, you are an out-and-out..."
"Beast," Lei Xiaoluo said quickly. He really didn't want to hear the word "thieves" anymore.
"Yes, they are just animals," Yun Xi'er said angrily.
Lei Xiaoluo chuckled: "I didn't say it wasn't, Xi'er, don't be angry. Even if it weren't for you, I would never do anything like rape. You know me, at most it's just tofu. Really, otherwise, if you think about it, I had the chance to eat you twice out of the three times we met, but in the end I ended up being Liu Xiahui. Think about it carefully."
After hearing this, Yun Xi'er's anger subsided a lot. After all, she had already established a relationship with Lei Xiaoluo as boyfriend and girlfriend. Any girl would probably not be able to accept that her boyfriend would act like a girl when he saw her. Let's jump on this fact.
"Besides, you stole things first. I just wanted to punish the little thief," Lei Xiaoluo said while gesturing: "A small punishment, a small one."
"Humph, I'm angry," Yun Xi'er turned around and ignored him on purpose. When she was knocked down just now, a bunch of meat skewers were pressed under her body, and she was covered in oil.
Lei Xiaoluo hurriedly held her in his arms and coaxed: "My dear Xi'er, it's okay if I'm wrong. If I knew you were, let alone stealing a few skewers of barbecue, you would steal me too. Brother, you'd better do it." I don’t have any objections, don’t be angry, you came all the way here, why are you staying here alone? Just talk when you are hungry, I will bake you something delicious... No,”
Lei Xiaoluo's expression changed, and he asked in a cold tone: "Why are you here? Tell me the truth."
The angry role immediately shifted from Yun Xi'er to Lei Xiaoluo.
Yun Xi'er immediately smiled and said, "I wasn't worried about you, so I followed you."
"Worry about me? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child, so easy to deceive?" Lei Xiaoluo shouted: "How did you know that I arrived in Yunnan and still follow me here? Okay, you investigate me, right?"
"Good Xiao Lei, I'm wrong, okay?" Yun Xi'er shook his arm and said sweetly: "I mean no harm. Really, Xi'er dares to swear to God, who told you to come to Yunnan and not tell others , I also found it accidentally, and driven by curiosity... I just followed it,"
Lei Xiaoluo's face collapsed: "Really,"
"Really," Yun Xi'er nodded and said.
That is to say, this girl didn't know about Wu Sangui's treasure. Lei Xiaoluo let out a sigh of relief.
"Then why don't you make it clear and follow me secretly?" Lei Xiaoluo was no longer angry in his heart, but he still had a cold expression on his face.
Yun Xi'er pursed her lips: "You didn't tell anyone when you came back. Could it be that you brought someone here with you? I have no other choice but to follow you. What do you think?"
"Uh," Lei Xiaoluo had nothing to say. It was true. Even if Yun Xi'er revealed that he was already in Yunnan when he called in the morning, he would never let her come with him.
"Okay, Brother Lei, please don't be angry, okay?" Yun Xi'er began to act coquettishly.
"How can you do this without being angry? The Lei family's reputation is not in vain." He used both hands to force Yun Xi'er to lie on his lap, slapped her on her little buttocks, and said: " You are not allowed to come to such a dangerous place alone in the future, remember?"
Yun Xi'er quickly replied: "Remember, I will never dare to go west again. Brother Lei asked me to go east, but Xi'er will never dare to go west."
"Well, you are so good," Lei Xiaoluo picked her up with a smile and gave her a kiss on her little cat-like face.
With a slap in the face and a sweet date, Lei Xiaoluo can be regarded as a man who is good at handling women.
Yun Xi'er's stomach growled unsatisfactorily, and just as Lei Xiaoluo was about to burst out laughing, his own stomach also started growling.
Well, don't laugh at someone who takes fifty steps.
"Let's go, Brother Lei will bake something for you," Lei Xiaoluo helped her up and picked up her backpack. Only then did he see Yun Xi'er had a pistol in her waist.
Wow, it's a good thing she didn't escape and shoot her brother dead just now, I feel scared just thinking about it.
"Okay, okay, then I want grilled chicken tenders, grilled gluten, and grilled bananas," Yun Xi'er said with her fingers.
"No grilled bananas. Even if you have a brother, you can't bake them." Lei Xiaoluo glanced at his crotch with a mischievous smile and said, "There is a ready-made big sausage. Xi'er, why don't you try it first? It's guaranteed to be delicious. Delicious, I will want to eat it next time,”
Yun Xi'er followed his gaze and understood immediately. She raised her pink fist and said angrily: "Bad guy, big bad guy, you actually let me eat you...I'll bite him off in one bite."
Lei Xiaoluo felt his crotch getting cold, so he couldn't help but pinch Xiao Lei.
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