Xiaomeng's pitiful appearance is extremely lethal, especially with the blackened little face and the two holes in the old pajamas!
Lei Xiaoluo stared at the two holes, with a strange look in his eyes.
Xiaomeng was absolutely delighted that she had succeeded, and she was secretly happy. It seemed that the master and the senior sisters were right. The greatest skill is a woman who can pretend to be pitiful in front of men.
He will definitely forgive my mistakes, hehe.
Isn't that right? His eyes are heading in the direction of YD?
Xiaomeng thought she had seen it wrong. She blinked and took a closer look. Yes, Lei Xiaoluo had already started to swallow his saliva?
I have never heard of anyone being moved to the point of swallowing their saliva. What on earth is going on? Xiaomeng tilted her head and thought to herself.
Following his gaze, Xiaomeng finally saw two holes in the clothes. The holes were not very big, only four or five centimeters in diameter, but they could not block the sudden spring light inside.
Especially the hole located on the right chest, you can see the top of the towering snow peak.
Lei Xiaoluo's eyes widened. This was the first time he saw such a scene in reality. It would be strange not to be excited!
"Does it look good?" Xiaomeng asked with a smile.
"It looks good!" The guy nodded and said without thinking.
"Keke, do you still want to see it?"
"Um!"
"Is it any different from others?"
"The female pig's feet in romantic action movies are all purple, but you are pink...ahem..." Lei Xiaoluo finally came back to his senses, doing such shameless things to other people's bodies in front of girls.
The comment, I didn’t mean it!
"Humph, bad guy!" Xiaomeng turned around, leaving him with a back view, and then closed the door with a bang.
Lei Xiaoluo was naturally locked out. He smacked his mouth and said, "It's better now that you have no one to guard the door. I'm angry! Hey, that's not right. It seems like this is
At my house, she even blew up my pressure cooker, I should be the one who should be angry, right?"
In the room, Xiaomeng leaned against the security door and smiled coquettishly, saying to herself: "What a fool. I'm worried about how to explain to him! I didn't expect to scare him so easily, but in this way, I seem to be at a disadvantage."
Woolen cloth!"
The sound of a key entering the keyhole sounded behind her, and she ran towards her bedroom with long legs.
When the door opened, Lei Xiaoluo saw Xiaomeng's back running into the bedroom. He glanced towards the kitchen and was immediately startled.
My mother, is this still my home?
Black smoke billowed in the kitchen, and the walls and floor were covered with half-cooked rice grains. A frying pan was thrown on the floor, and there was a layer of black stuff inside. Needless to say, the black smoke must have come from here.
The cabinets have been severely deformed, the range hood and stove are not much better, and there is a big hole in the refrigerator door. It is really difficult to say whether it can continue to be used.
At your feet is the lid of the pressure cooker, which has been severely deformed.
What did that girl say just now, cooking for brother? I think it was a war!
"Damn girl, don't think that I will spare you if you hide!" Lei Xiaoluo shouted while opening the window for ventilation, wondering if there was a missing string in this girl's head. It doesn't matter if you did something wrong, you have to know how to destroy corpses
Destroy the traces, so that you can have a chance to do bad things next time!
If you don’t understand such a simple truth, how dare you come out and fool around?
"I didn't mean it!" When Xiaomeng walked out of the bedroom, the black ash on her face had disappeared. This girl must have used magic.
"It makes sense! Why are you pouting? I didn't accuse you wrongly! Wipe your butt quickly, don't worry about your own face, and restore this place to normal!" Lei Xiaoluo said in a flurry of words.
Xiaomeng's lips pursed even higher: "If you peek at others, they won't even ask you to accuse them, so they won't help you!"
"Hey, hey, you have to be conscientious when you speak! You took the initiative to stand in front of me wearing clothes with holes, and I didn't force you to look at me!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered: "You are a bastard who doesn't take advantage of you, and I won't do that.
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Xiaomeng said angrily: "I'm using strong words to make sense. I won't help when this girl is angry! Didn't you already open the window? The smoke will disperse soon!"
At this time, the voice of the owner's committee aunt came downstairs: "What does it smell like? Is someone's house on fire?"
The two of them shrugged together, and this time there was a good understanding.
Lei Xiaoluo gritted his teeth and turned pale like a cute little boy, meaning you are lucky. If you didn't want your aunt to hear our quarrel, I would not let you go.
Xiaomeng gave him a tit-for-tat look, meaning who is afraid of whom!
Okay, I'm afraid of you! He knows that if he doesn't want the aunt downstairs to come up and lecture him, it's better to shut up.
He turned around and went to the study room, found the manuals for all the electrical appliances, threw them in front of Xiaomeng, and hummed: "Won't you study them first before using them?"
"I am so smart, so why should I look at this?" Xiao Meng said with a look of disdain.
"Is the ice and snow smart?" Lei Xiaoluo pointed to the kitchen and said, "Is this your ice and snow smart?"
Xiaomeng hurriedly explained: "You can't blame me, okay? How did I know that the pot couldn't be opened after the lid was on? They were doing their best to deal with the pot lid, and they forgot to cook. As a result, the pot exploded and the vegetables were mushy.
Got it!"
Lei Xiaoluo's teeth itched with hatred. When there is pressure in the pressure cooker, wouldn't it be possible to open the lid? If you force it open, would it not explode?
The kitchen is already in a mess, but except for two holes in Xiaomeng's clothes and a little dirt on her face, why is there nothing wrong with her?
"Bad guy, why are you looking at me like that?" Xiaomeng couldn't bear his "adoring" gaze through clenched teeth. She lowered her head and said, "I'm a fox cultivator. If a small pot explodes, of course it won't hurt me! The explosion won't hurt me.
At that time, people only need to form a layer of protection outside the body to block the impact. However, when people get nervous, the protective layer also explodes, and the result...this is the result!"
Oh my god, why did I bring home such a strange flower?
Let me tell you, how could a mere pressure cooker explode and cause such serious damage? It turns out that you are adding fuel to the flames, which makes me so angry!
Seeing him walking over angrily, Xiaomeng suddenly panicked, waved his fist and said, "Bad brother Xiaolei, please don't come over. You are no match for me. You will suffer a loss..."
"If I don't beat your ass today, I will take your last name!" Luo Lei was really furious. On the way back, he was still thinking about how to make more money so that your girl can live a good life. You welcome me like this
?
A hungry tiger pounced on food, and Lei Xiaoluo pounced on Xiaomeng accurately.
Xiaomeng was completely panicked. She didn't remember that she had special abilities. She only remembered to wave her two pink fists to greet Lei Xiaoluo on the back.
As for strength, it’s no different from an ordinary little girl!