Unequal treaty, the specific contents are as follows!
Party A: Lei Xiaoluo.
Party B: Ning Meng.
Only now did Lei Xiaoluo know that Xiaomeng's real name is Ning Meng. This name is indeed cute and catchy.
And it is easy to think of some kind of sweet and sour fruit, with an orange-red appearance and orange-red flesh. It is full of juice when you bite it, and it leaves a fragrant taste in your mouth.
Article 1: Party A promises not to do anything to make Party B sorry, especially in terms of emotions.
Originally there was a bracket at the end, specifically indicating that it included money, but for some reason, Xiaomeng crossed out these words again.
Article 2: Party A is not allowed to mess around with others unless approved by Party B.
In other words, when Lei Xiaoluo wants to deceive other girls, the girl must go through Xiaomeng's inspection, comprehensive personality, hobbies, character, etc. Only girls who pass the review can do it!
He is not worried about Wu Si, he believes that the beautiful lady Wu will definitely pass the so-called inspection.
Article 3: Party A must recognize the important status of Party B. No matter when it comes, Party B will be the eldest sister of the Lei family!
With this, Xiaomeng will firmly sit on the throne of the Queen of the Lei family.
Article 4: This article is a supplementary clause. Party B has the right to supplement it at any time. Party A may not interfere or deny it.
Finally, there are the signatures of both parties A and B, as well as the year, month and day.
Xiao Meng held the just-signed agreement in her hand, with a snicker on her face, like a little fox who stole a hen!
Ahem, she is really a little fox!
Looking at Lei Xiaoluo again, he looked so angry, as if he had suffered a huge loss.
In fact, he made these for Xiaomeng to see, to make this girl happy. It's just a piece of paper, it just wants to be a tight spell to keep me honest, don't be kidding!
Leaving aside what will happen in the future, there is no doubt that he must take Wu Si, a beautiful woman, into his family.
Looking up at the clock on the wall, it was already quarter in the morning.
But neither of them were sleepy. Lei Xiaoluo wanted to continue drawing talismans, but because Xiaomeng could not enter the Ten Thousand Talisman Ring with him, he had to take out the yellow paper and cinnabar, spread them on the old desk in the study room, and lay them out in front of her
Try it out.
The little girl held the "tablet" and looked at it for a while, then exclaimed: "I didn't expect there to be such a powerful spell in the world. Brother bad guy, when you succeed, you will definitely shock the entire world of cultivation!"
"Of course, I've always been a blockbuster without making a fuss!" Lei Xiaoluo said in a very disgusting manner, and then added: "If you are interested, you should also learn it!"
"No, as long as you are here, why should I bother to learn it?" The little girl jumped over, hugged his arm and said, "Brother Badass just gave me the spell he drew, wouldn't it be enough?
whee!"
This is a good idea to get something for nothing. Men are born to work hard in the fields.
After laying out a long piece of yellow paper, he slowly picked up the brush on the side, dipped it in cinnabar, and applied the spiritual energy he had just absorbed into his body to the tip of the brush, took a deep breath, and then began to draw symbols.
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Even though the bird talisman is the simplest talisman among the thirty-two kinds of talismans, it is not easy to draw it well.
On a piece of yellow paper that is more than an inch wide, you need to draw at least dozens of strokes in a coherent manner. There are strict requirements on when the strokes should be thick and when thin, when to turn and when to draw waves.
Overall, it's a bit like painting a stroke.
After the bird talisman was completed, the pattern looked like a bird flapping its wings and about to fly. Of course, the shape of this bird is extremely abstract and cannot be seen without looking carefully.
call……
Exhaling the turbid breath in his chest, Xiao Meng took the first step to pick up the Bird Transformation Talisman and asked: "Did it succeed?"
"Haha, of course!" Lei Xiaoluo nodded and said. The spiritual energy used to draw one magic talisman is very limited, and the rest is enough to draw ten or eight.
"Then give it a try!" Xiaomeng stuffed the talisman into his hand.
Lei Xiaoluo took it and with a thought, the talisman burned on its own and turned into ashes within a second.
The white smoke that emitted during burning did not dissipate, but turned into the shape of a bird, chirping and circling around Luo Lei.
"Wow, wow, it's really the Bird Transformation Talisman. Brother Badass, you are awesome!" Xiaomeng gave a thumbs up.
Lei Xiaoluo thought to himself that he hadn't tried it yet to see if it was really useful. If he could only turn into a bird, wouldn't he become a magician?
After he gave the command, the translucent bird quickly flew out of the window and began to search for the target.
Only one room at the bottom of the whole building had a light on, and the bird flashed and flew in along the crack in the window.
It can't be such a coincidence, it happens to be the home of the property owner's committee aunt.
"Old man, I have a balance of more than 3,000 yuan in the past two months!" The aunt's voice said: "Why don't you work as a janitor next month? You will also get a salary of 1,500 yuan a month, and I will arrange the most relaxing job for you then.
Work time!”
"Haha, I think it will work! I didn't expect that this thankless job can also make money. The total is no less than our monthly pension!" the old man's voice.
"That's right, don't even look at what I do! The property owners committee thing seems quite troublesome, but as long as you master the rules, it's actually very simple! We didn't charge you a penny more, but in the end
There is a surplus, and the neighbors have to accept our friendship, killing two birds with one stone!" said the aunt proudly.
Through the transformed bird, Lei Xiaoluo could hear clearly.
Wow, let me tell you, the aunt downstairs is so active, it turns out to be profitable, no wonder!
However, the property fee is indeed quite low. If you hire a specialized property company to come over, it will have to be at least doubled.
Therefore, he decided not to expose this matter, and it was right for others to earn some hard-earned money. After all, it also helped everyone save a lot of money.
"Did you hear that?" Xiaomeng asked with interest.
"I heard it, and it's very clear!" Lei Xiaoluo replied with a smile.
"Then make another one, and I want to listen and see!" Xiaomeng began to urge him.
Lei Xiaoluo shrugged, then make another one to satisfy your curiosity for this little girl.
Soon, the second Bird Transformation Talisman appeared.
Before the handwriting was completely dry, Xiaomeng held it in his hand and muttered: "The great fox fairy is as anxious as the law! Hey, why doesn't it work?"
"Hehe, of course it doesn't work. I'm not a fox cultivator like you. How could I use a spell like the Great Fox Immortal!" Lei Xiaoluo laughed sarcastically.
"Why don't you tell me what the spell is?" Xiaomeng was anxious.
He motioned to Xiaomeng to come over and whispered to her in her delicate little ear.
"Brother Bad Guy, Big Bad Guy, how can you use such a spell? You are so immoral!" Xiao Meng started to get angry.