When the shift was over, Hu Tu pulled Lei Xiaoluo's sleeve and asked: "Apprentice, I heard that the police came to trouble you today?"
"Well, I cheated a foreign bitch last night, and that guy asked the police to cause trouble for me!" Lei Xiaoluo said with a smile: "But, the matter has been solved! Old man... ahem, master, you are
I don’t know, the foreign prostitute must have colluded with the deputy director of the police station!”
"Then how did you pass the test?" Hu Tu asked quickly. The deputy director had already come forward. How could you pass the test smoothly with your little social connections?
Is it because they are giving face to that damn old man of yours?
Don't look at the joke. As the saying goes, it's time to drink tea. Not to mention that your dad has been burping for eight years. There are probably very few people in the entire flower city who can remember him.
And this is because he holds the title of Level 2 Heroic Model. This title still has some effect and is placed in the honor room of the General Security Bureau for appearance. Otherwise, he would have been completely forgotten by the current police.
"Brother's character has exploded!" Lei Xiaoluo said proudly: "The deputy director is nothing but a bird. At the critical moment, their director stood up and upheld justice. How about it? Even the branch director who we met for the first time stood up.
On my side, my character is not bad, right?"
"It must be bad luck, otherwise why would anyone help you!" Hu Tu said sarcastically, and then said: "Listen to my teacher's advice, you don't have the complete ability to protect yourself now, so it's better to be calmer.
Okay! As the old saying goes, anything good in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. Come on, the simple explanation is to shoot the first bird..."
"Ahem, after all, I am an intellectual, so I can still understand Mu Xiu Yulin's words!" Lei Xiaoluo was too lazy to listen to his chatter, and said impatiently: "I'm in a hurry to go home. If nothing happens,
If so, just leave first!"
"Fuck, you are so anxious!" Hu Tu glared: "I am a teacher for your own good! Isn't it just that there is a little beauty at home? I haven't seen her for a day and I can't wait to see her!"
Lei Xiaoluo had already turned around. He turned around again and stared at Hu Tu.
Hu Tu was about to get mad at him, and he hummed: "If you say something, you will fart, Ma Liu'er!"
Lei Xiaoluo chuckled and said with a YD expression: "Master, do you think that if I bring fruity Durex to my little brother, will I avoid sucking Xiao Meng dry!"
"What?" Hu Tu said in confusion: "What is Durex?"
Lei Xiaoluo has a black line on his head. It seems that the generation gap has reached an insurmountable level. Old man, you are seriously out of tune with the times, do you understand?
"It's TT!" Lei Xiaoluo gestured like he was blowing up a balloon: "TT always knows, right?"
"Fuck! How could I not know that when the country promoted that thing, your kid wasn't born yet!" The old man glanced at him with disdain and said: "Stop dreaming, it's still fruity, it's roast mutton."
The taste is in vain!"
Oops, it tastes like roasted lamb, but you thought it was raccoon crispy noodles!
"Is this really not possible?" Lei Xiaoluo refused to give up and rubbed his hands and said, "Legend has it that that thin layer of stuff can even isolate terrible germs!"
"Can germs be compared to the majestic energy in the Ten Thousand Beasts Pill? You kid has been studying for so many years in vain, and you don't understand science?" Hu Tu said with a face full of hatred that iron cannot be transformed into steel.
Second O!
This thing has nothing to do with science, so first use science to explain to me what cultivation is all about! By the way, I’ll also explain what aura is, and what’s going on with your litter of old foxes and little foxes.
What's going on?
"Okay, let's just say I didn't ask anything!" Lei Xiaoluo turned around again, and after taking just two steps, he turned back and asked: "Master, you are always the master of one profession, so you need to come to work to earn money.
Is this a small amount of money?"
When Hu Tu heard this, he became very angry: "In order to make Pure Yang Jade Liquid, I spent all the savings accumulated by the Xuanhu Sect for hundreds of years, isn't it okay? I have to drink the northwest wind if I don't go to work.
Don't mention this to me, otherwise I'll be in trouble with you!"
"If you don't mention it, why don't you mention it? Why are you so angry? You are just a petty old man!" Lei Xiaoluo muttered and ran away.
No, the old man said that he would inherit the position of head of the Xuanhu Sect, and he also boasted that all the money from the Xuanhu Sect would be given to me. You have no money at all, so what should you give me?
He didn't know that Xuanhu Sect not only had no savings, but also owed a lot of debt. What he was about to inherit was a sect that was heavily in debt.
Looking at his retreating back, Hu Tu chuckled and said to himself: "Boy, you will know when the time comes. There is no free lunch in the world. You always have to pay back when you go out to hang out. How can you just take advantage without suffering a loss?"
matter!"
Lei Xiaoluo opened the security door, and a scent of fragrance hit his nostrils.
What makes this thing smell so fragrant? Based on my years of experience, I think it smells like stewed chicken.
Could it be that Xiaomeng, a foxy girl who really knows how to cook, has underestimated her?
Taking two quick steps, Xiaomeng was sitting on the sofa holding a chicken leg and chewing it. The corners of his mouth and both hands were all oily.
"Brother Badass is back, sit down and eat quickly, his craftsmanship is very good!" Xiaomeng just glanced at him from the corner of her eyes and continued to fight with the chicken drumstick in her hand.
Lei Xiaoluo's saliva was almost drooling. Xiaomeng was sitting cross-legged on the sofa with her two delicate little feet, wearing the same old pajamas with holes in them.
This girl, why doesn't she know how to restrain herself?
Don’t you know that I can only watch but not fall in love with you? This is a painful thing. You are committing a crime of seducing me!
From Xiaomeng's point of view, every part of her body has been seen by this bad guy, so it doesn't matter what clothes she wears.
Lei Xiaoluo's stomach growled unsatisfactorily twice, and then his eyes turned to Xiaomeng's mesmerizing body on the coffee table.
What situation?
Why are there only chicken heads, chicken feet and chicken butts left on the plate? Where is the meat?
"There should be more in the pot, right?" Lei Xiaoluo bent down to pick up the plate, wanting to bring another plate over.
"There's no more in the pot!" Xiaomeng said.
"What?" Lei Xiaoluo looked at her: "Did you eat the whole chicken?"
"No, how could I not leave some for the villain brother? There are still more on the plate!" Xiao Meng pointed at the plate with her greasy right hand. When she saw what was on the plate, she was also startled:
"Ah? Why is it gone? I just had a few small bites. Where is the meat? Was it stolen?"
Lei Xiaoluo's face was covered with black lines. Who chewed out the chicken bones all over the floor?
It was also stolen. I think it was all stolen by your belly!
It’s true that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and foxes love to eat little hens!