"I've seen people who are ignorant, but I've never seen someone as ignorant as you!" The old man in green robe was so angry that he almost went crazy. "The ghost pot itself is not a powerful magic weapon. It's me who is powerful. Do you know?
I have seen so many things and learned so many things in these tens of thousands of years. As early as 20,000 years ago, I was already a treasure that many people wanted to grab, you, you, you..."
"Wait a minute, green-haired old man, what did you say? Tens of thousands of years?"
"Yes, it has been tens of thousands of years since the first master refined me. Do you know how powerful I am?"
"Really?" Wei Suo clicked on the paintings of beauties hanging beside the bed, "Old man with green hair, tell me quickly, are the beauties you had tens of thousands of years ago as beautiful as this beauty? The beauties you had at that time were
What does the dual cultivation method look like?”
"You idiot!" The old man in green robe finally went completely crazy, "Do you know what is the most important thing in the monastic world? It is experience! I have been a master for so many generations, how much experience do I have? You...you
…”.
"That's right!" Wei Suo's eyes suddenly glowed with golden light, "Old man with green hair, you must know a lot of exercises. Please tell me a few of them. You won't need to use the ones that are too powerful. I guess I
You can’t even learn it, as long as it’s a little better than the Heavenly Dao Sect’s True Understanding of Heavenly Dao, that’s enough.”
"This... I don't know what kind of cultivation techniques." The old man in green robe was stunned. "I can't practice these, and the cultivation techniques can't be seen from the outside. How he practices it, I can know how he practices it.
Cultivating."
"You don't even know the techniques of cultivation, how dare you say that the most important thing in the monastic world is experience?"
"I know many methods of refining alchemy, talismans, and magic weapons!" The old man in green robe was about to cry.
"Really?" Wei Suo's eyes suddenly glowed with golden light again. You need to know the art of alchemy and weapon refining. This is the secret of the sect. There are not many alchemists in the entire Lingyue City. If the weapon refiner is
This old man in green robe really knows many prescriptions for elixirs and refining weapons, so he has really mastered it this time.
"Just give me a recipe and let me see if you are really that sharp." Wei Suo, who was cheated of thirteen low-grade spiritual stones by Brother Tutu, was already so poor that he had enough money to think about it, and he immediately said with golden eyes.
When I give you a recipe, you have to beg me obediently and drink whatever I want. The old man in the green robe gritted his teeth and thought about it. He felt that with the IQ of the man in front of him, he could understand something too complicated and profound.
No. So the old man in green robe searched for the simplest recipe in his mind, "Hui Qi Powder, Xiaolucao, Sanyehua, Fire Chrysanthemum Root, three, three, four. With this ratio, it is easy to refine."
Come out."
"Old man with green hair, how long have you been staying in this broken jar?"
"What are you doing? I haven't come out since this ghost-raising pot was broken by my opponent in the hands of my fifty-sixth generation master. If you hadn't happened to break the sealing rune and didn't break the magic circle that provided me with spiritual energy,
, I can’t come out today. Let me think about it...it must have been at least ten or twenty thousand years ago, right?"
"Sorry, if I remember correctly, Sanyehua became extinct three thousand years ago." Wei Suo said expressionlessly.
"No way? Then I'll change it to another one, a first-level fireball talisman, silver candle grass, fire tail flower, smash it into talisman paper, and draw the talisman with fire scorpion blood. The rune looks like this..."
"As for the runes, I don't think it's necessary." Wei Suo started to unbutton his belt again.
"What are you doing?" The old man in green robe was shocked, "Are these kinds of things also extinct?"
"Damn green-haired old man, are you deliberately trying to trick me into drinking Fire Scorpion's blood, right? Drinking it will restore your vitality? Can you deal with me? You really think I'm an idiot. If you want to deceive me, why don't you make it up?
?”
"What are you talking about? Although the Silver Candle Grass is a bit scarce, there is absolutely no problem with this talisman. When my master was refining this talisman, he found that the blood of the fire scorpion can make me
Be nourished.”
"Pretend, pretend so hard." Wei Suo looked at the old man in green robe with a sneer, "Please turn your back."
The old man in green robe was very confused, "Turn around?"
"Well, I just peed. You are so ugly that I can't even pee when I look at your face."
"..." If he could hang himself, the old man in green robe would have hanged himself long ago, "What on earth do you mean? Even if you want to pee on me again, you can make me pee on you, right?"
"Okay, I'll let you get pissed on." Wei Suo looked at the old man in green robe with an idiot's eyes and pushed the window open.
After the heavy rain outside the window, the air was fresh. On the roof in the distance, a few wild cats ran past, and there were many silvery weeds trembling in the wind.
"You said Silver Candleweed is very rare?" Wei Suo moved a bench and looked at the old man in green robe, "Green-haired old man, your acting skills are pretty good. Did the bumpkin who lied to me today learn from you?"
"No way?" The old man in green robe opened his mouth wide enough to put an egg in it. The weeds growing in the cracks of the roof stones, the grass stems grew like small sticks, weren't they real?
Replaced with silver candelabrum?
"Old ghost, except for the fire scorpion, the three things you mentioned are a little difficult, and the other two are all over the street. If these three things can make a fire talisman, then I can buy a duck egg.
Has a hen hatched? Just turn your face away."
"I understand! Wahahahahaha"
The old man in green robe was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst into laughter with joy.
"Have you lost your head because I peed on you so much that you became stupid?" Wei Suo was a little dumbfounded now.
"I can't even think about being sharp!" The old man in green robe puffed up his chest, "I understand, the three night flowers became extinct three thousand years ago. The silver candle flowers were rare ten thousand years ago, but there are many now. It's because of time.
It’s been too long, and everything is different! Are there any wireweeds left? Are there still glazed fruits? Are there more? The Fire Earth Dragon is not extinct, right? Is there a lot?”
"Too many! You idiot!" Wei Suo rolled his eyes and said.
"You still don't understand. Are the martial arts of the monastic world tens of thousands of years ago still the same as the current ones? They are different." The old man in green robe did not get mad, but said hurriedly, "The world has changed, and the spiritual world has changed.
The martial arts and elixir prescriptions of the world have undergone countless evolutions in these tens of thousands of years. The monks tens of thousands of years ago still relied on the spiritual veins of heaven and earth to practice, but most of the later monks have relied on spiritual medicine and demon pills to practice. I
This recipe came from a small sect at that time. It was of little use at that time because silver candle flowers and fire tail flowers were very rare at that time. But now, these two things actually grow everywhere."
"Old green-haired man, are you still pretending? You mean, you still say that your talisman is real?"
"Of course it's true. It can be said that my lowest-level magic weapon, which is useless, is just a coincidence! As we usher in the most glorious era, I will definitely leave a name in history and become a famous figure in the monastic world.
A legend! Damn it! You!" The old man in green robe raised his hands to the sky, extremely excited and heroic, but before he could finish speaking, he peed down his pocket.
"It's really unbearable." Wei Suo shook his head and said while fastening his belt.
"Brother, how can you believe me?" The old man in green robe was completely speechless, "The Fu Fang I said is really true. If you don't believe me, you can try it. If what I say is false, you can
Throw me into a cesspit and soak me for ten thousand years."