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Grandpa is a big carrot

"Boss, give me two Gatlings."

"Zihan, your grandfather gave you a dream again? This time you don't want banknotes but Gatling. Do you plan to bring high technology underground?"

"Anthracene, that old man, King of Hell, is so good at making money. One hundred million becomes ten million."

"Okay, then you can pick it up tonight."



Watching Wang Zihan gradually walk away, the boss smiled, I'm afraid this guy is stupid, he came to give me money.



"Boss, where is my gun?"

"Over there" the boss pointed to a corner.

"This"? I was stunned. It's so big? It's bigger than me. Boss, are you kidding me? How can I call my grandpa this?

"Child, you don't understand. The bigger you are, the more lethal you are. There are so many ghosts in the underworld, but the smaller ones are harmless."

"Boss...you, I suspect you are playing me"



Wang Zihan carried the two Gatlings out of the paper shop. Embarrassingly, this became a beautiful scenery on the street!

Fortunately, it was not far from home, and Wang Zihan arrived home soon.

"Son, what are you doing"?

"I'll burn it for my grandpa tomorrow."

Seeing my mother's different eyes, I smiled and carried the two Gatlings into the house.

"While it's still dark, hurry up and buy a bottle of Shenbao."

"Boss, bring me a bottle of Shenbao tablets."

The owner of the drugstore is an old man in his fifties or sixties. He looked at me with a different look, kid, who did you want to buy Shenbao tablets from?

"Myself"

Boss Lu was stunned.

"My child, this Shenbao tablet is very powerful and a great tonic. What do you want it for?"

"Hey, you, old man, why do you ask questions knowingly? Of course I want Shenbao tablets to replenish the kidneys. Besides, it's none of your business what I want him to do. If I want him to sell it or not, if I don't sell it, I'll go to someone else's house. You're not the only one.

have."

Wang Zihan showed unremitting eyes...

"Yes, yes, do you want two hundred or five hundred?"

When I heard the price announced by the boss, I was stunned.

"Boss, you are being honest and you think I am a child, so just raise the price! What kind of medicine is so expensive?"

"The price of the child's medicine is indeed the same. Health care medicines are very expensive. After all, many people need it. This is not the most expensive one. This bottle of [Jiuzi Yanzong Shenbao Tablets] costs more than a thousand!"

"Good guy, it's so expensive."

"Then, how much does Liuwei Dihuang Pill cost?"

I touched the one hundred yuan I had in my pocket and couldn't help but feel worried.

"Twenty-one bottles".

After hearing this number, I finally felt relieved, almost to the point of being upset.

"Bring me two boxes of Liuwei Dihuang Pills, boss"!



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At night, Wang Zihan sat on the bed and looked at the two behemoths in front of him. He couldn't help but underestimate him. I couldn't carve an inscription on this guy and die suddenly on the spot.

Finally, Wang Zihan drank a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills and began to paint one of the Gatlings.

"puff…"

A mouthful of blood sprayed directly onto Gatling, "Wang Zihan secretly rejoiced, luckily he had eaten a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills, otherwise he might have appeared next to the old man now."

Wang Zihan looked at the Gatling in front of him. When he looked carefully, a layer of light blue mist appeared on the surface of the Gatling, as if it had been reborn.

Wang Zihan drank another bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills, indicating that he was going to drink Gatling.

"Puff, puff..."

Wang Zihan vomited out his blood several times, and finally his body softened and he lay down on the bed.

Fortunately, because of the Six Dihuang Pills, Wang Zihan was still conscious. Lying on the bed, looking at the behemoth made with his own hard work in front of him, Wang Zihan suddenly felt reluctant to give it to his grandfather.

"No, Gatling has it, what's the use without bullets? It's nothing more than a piece of paper!"

Wang Zihan suddenly started to do something, and his body shook a few times before he could sit upright. Looking at Gatlin in front of him, Wang Zihan suddenly had a new idea!

I saw Wang Zihan writing something quickly on the Gatling. After a stick of incense, I saw the words clearly written in runes on the Gatling: Unlimited bullet quantity, damage is invalid to friendly forces!

Wang Zihan's face was pale, but he still looked at his work with a smile, thinking: This time the old man should be happy.

Finally, Wang Zihan finally had no strength left and fell down and fell asleep.



"Grandson, grandson, I am your grandpa, grandson, grandson, I am your grandpa"

"You are an old fool, and your grandpa is a legless one. I made these two things for you, and your masculinity will be sucked dry. I just took a break, and you came again. I am really convinced by you, you old man, and you can't let it go."

Let people live!"!

Wang Yishan watched Wang Zihan complaining and kept snickering.

"Okay, my dear grandson, grandpa is here to tell you good news this time"!

"What good news? Apart from letting me burn paper money, what good news can you give me?"

"Last time you burned the money for me and I gave it to the soldiers. When they saw the military pay, they became very morale. They captured Naihe Bridge in one fell swoop and captured Granny Meng alive. When you die, she will be your aunt.

too"!

"Grandpa, I'm not telling you. Po Meng must be tens of thousands of years old. Is it appropriate for you to let her be my aunt? I'm still a little girl, grandpa. Aren't you letting me fall into the tiger's mouth?"

"Silly boy, the one I left for you is Little Meng Po. Big Meng Po is now my Thirteenth Concubine"!

"Grandpa...you are such a playboy"!

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