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Chapter 11 Barrage: I blasted them both

"I'm a hottie?! Do you think I'm a hottie?"

Wang Bang Bang's furious voice echoed throughout the beach.

His face turned red with anger and he growled:

"Where's the room manager? The room manager has blocked all these rhythm dogs who are attacking my live broadcast room!"

"I'll ban anyone who calls me a bastard."

A barrage: [???]

[This is a live broadcast room officially opened by the program team for you. There is no such thing as a room manager. 】

[Caipaicaipai,caipaicaipai...]

【Incompetent and furious...hahahahaha!】

【He’s anxious, he’s anxious!】

Just as Wang Bang Bang was stamping his feet in anger, a slightly feminine voice came from behind:

"What's wrong? Bang bang? I look like you're so angry."

Luo Xun'er walked into Wang Bang Bang's camera from behind, holding a starfish in her left hand, shaking it toward the camera, and said in a brisk tone:

“It’s a good harvest today!”

"Isn't it possible that someone is spraying you here?"

Luo Xun'er is a thin young man with a tinfoil perm, dark skin, blue eye circles, and dull eyes. He seems to never wake up.

Like Wang Bang Bang, Luo Xun'er is also an Internet celebrity in the field of wilderness survival in China. She is very familiar with things like live broadcast and video.

Wang Bang Bang seemed to have found an ally. He deliberately exaggerated his laughter twice, pointed at the camera, and smiled at Luo Xun'er behind him:

"A group of barrages came from the rich second-generation live broadcast room, saying that we are dishonest..."

"It made me laugh."

"A group of keyboard warriors who don't know how to survive in the wilderness have never spent a day in the wilderness and yet they dare to point fingers online."

"Do you know how important food is?"

"In a long-term wilderness survival, if you don't have enough food, you will lose weight quickly, and then your body will start to digest your own muscles. By then, it will easily cause multiple organ failure. Let alone winning or losing, it may be life-threatening.

!”

Luo Xun'er threw the starfish in her hand into the pile of shells, smiled brightly, and looked at her tablet.

Sure enough, in his live broadcast room, there were also some water friends who poured in from Su Bai's live broadcast room and were mocking him.

Luo Xun'er said in a strange tone:

"Bang Bang and I are the wilderness survival twins of China."

"In this China lineup, apart from Brother Bingwang, Bang Bang and I should be firmly in the second and third positions."

"Our opponents are Mr. Bei and Mr. De."

"Please don't compare a rich second generation with the two of us."

As Luo Xun'er spoke, she wiped the sticky sweat from her head and licked her dry lips unconsciously.

The fans that the two had accumulated before began to fight back at this time:

[Go and see your rich second generation, what are you doing here? 】

[I’m really confused. The second generation of rich people are here to play for tickets. Bang Bang and Xun’er are here to win the championship. Do you really regard these two groups as rivals? 】

[Time will tell everything. If the rich second generation can survive ten days in the wilderness, I will eat the keyboard.]

The fans of Su Bai who came in refused to admit defeat and retorted:

【Did you drink water? What are you going to drink? 】

【Are you thirsty?】

[Don’t lick your lips if you can!]

Seeing these barrages, Luo Xun'er's face froze.

water?

Oops... I was so excited picking up shells just now that I really forgot about this...

Having been making wilderness survival videos for so long, Luo Xun'er knows some survival knowledge.

He knows the importance of water very well.

But he subconsciously ignored the fact that not only was there no fresh water on the beach, but sweat was also lost at an alarming rate.

Because, when recording the video previously, although Luo Xun'er was the only one in the picture, his team would have everything ready in the corner where the camera could not see it.

On the supply truck, there will be more than a dozen boxes of mineral water for you to take as you please.

But what can really please the audience and make the video popular is large prey!

It’s a weird food, but the anchor says it’s very delicious!

After shooting this kind of video for a long time, as soon as Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er landed on the beach, they were all attracted by the dazzling array of shells and couldn't move at all!

On the other side, Wang Bang Bang's originally angry roar became a little weaker at this time.

The two looked at each other vaguely, and both saw the annoyance in the other's eyes.

What these barrages say is correct.

They really need to find water.

If they can't find water, the two of them may not be able to survive tonight.

Wang Bang Bang suddenly sneered:

"Isn't it just water? In the eyes of Luo Xun'er and I, what is so difficult about water?"

"Wait and see!"

After saying that, Wang Bang Bang's sight was on the edge of the jungle on the other side of the beach, and he quickly searched.

While searching, Wang Bang Bang was still praying in his heart:

Coconut coconut coconut coconut coconut!!!

God give me a coconut tree!

As long as there is a coconut tree, I can directly kill all barrages!

After sweeping his gaze around, Wang Bang Bang's expression fell a little bit.

Surprisingly... there isn't even one!

How can it be?!

It’s such a big beach, but there’s not a single coconut tree???

Can this fucking thing be called a beach?

The barrage also noticed Wang Bang Bang's gradually changing expression, full of ridicule:

【Are you looking for coconut?】

[Trivia: When Dr. Zhao was picking up canes, he accidentally mentioned that this island is not in the tropics, so there will be very few coconut trees. 】

[Hehehe... I opened the live broadcast room for fifty groups of people in the show. So far, only three groups have encountered coconut trees. ]

[No need to look, I checked for you, there are no coconut trees on your beach.]

The atmosphere in Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er's live broadcast room was a little strange for a while.

As we all know, the reason why live broadcast water friends are called water friends is because they are "watery".

Some die-hard fans of Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er were quickly convinced by the crazy ridicule of Su Bai's audience and joined the ranks of the two, even more fiercely than Su Bai's audience.

The two anchors looked embarrassed, pretending to focus on other things, talking about him left and right, trying to guide the barrage environment.

But without the cooperation of the house management, this trick obviously won’t work.

The barrage will not be blocked, and the comments are even more vigorous!

At the same time, "good news" came from Su Bai's live broadcast room:

【Brothers, I'm back.】

[Wang Bang Bang’s live broadcast room was blown up by me.]

[Praise me quickly, manual dog head.]

[The quality of Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er is too poor. Before I even exerted my strength, the rhythm of the live broadcast room exploded.】

[When the matter is over, brush yourself away and hide your merit and fame.]

[6666 upstairs, I went to take a look at the fourth group of live broadcast rooms. It was so tragic...the two anchors turned green because of your rhythm.]

[Haha, they are just two Internet celebrities. If you look carefully at their videos, the traces of team editing are very obvious. They are purely relying on hype and sensationalism.]

At this time, in the live broadcast, Su Bai, who was carrying six coconuts on his back, was busy walking when suddenly his legs gave out and he fell to the ground!

"Ah! Su Bai! Are you okay?" Zhao Xinqing exclaimed, her face full of panic, and she rushed up from behind to check on Su Bai's condition.


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