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Chapter 114 I, Jin Xuncheng, a Man!

Kim Hoon Sung in the live broadcast room.

He had just finished weaving his second gill net, and he happily lowered the gill net into the water, put fish meat on it, and waited for the crayfish to crawl up from all directions and then be trapped in the gill net.

Jin Xuncheng thought with pride:

"This method is so easy to use!"

"Why are you fishing when you have nothing to do? It's a thankless job."

"If I had known there were crayfish in this lake, I would have started fishing for them, and I wouldn't have had to eat so many crayfish from Su Bai's hands..."

"That's right! Next time I will tell the camera directly that when I first chose the fishing rod, I went for the fishing line! It was not for fishing at all!"

"Hey! Now doesn't it mean that I'm a god at predicting things?"

"Very good!"

He lowered his head and glanced at the barrage.

But I found that the Bangziguo barrage that filled the screen seemed to have changed its direction:

【Kim Hoon Sung! Kim Hoon Sung!】

[Su Bai has issued a new challenge to you! 】

[He just killed a wolverine while holding an owl's thigh, and he boldly said that you definitely can't kill it.]

[Jin Xuncheng, do you know how big a wolverine is? It’s not much bigger than a Pekingese! It scared that coward Su Bai just now! 】

[I testify that his frown was as high as Mount Everest!]

[I saw him shaking like chaff all over his body! If an owl hadn’t saved his life, he would have knelt down and kowtowed to the wolverine by now!]

[You go find a wolverine and kill it, and we can mock Su Bai! 】

Jin Xuncheng didn't know what a "wolverine" was, but when he saw the barrage, it weighed only forty or fifty pounds and was no bigger than a dog. Jin Xuncheng burst out laughing instantly:

"Hahahaha! Su Bai can be scared by such a little thing?"

"Could it be that all the men in their Chinese country have turned into sissies and only know how to put on makeup and powder all day long?"

"How many days can such a small and sissy country have a good fortune? Take jujube pills!"

"A man is the backbone of a country! He must be strong and tough! Only in this way can he protect his family and the country!"

"Just like me, Jin Xuncheng, I'm not bragging about you!"

Jin Xuncheng patted his chest, pointed at himself with his thumb, and said:

"I, Kim Hoon Sung, can kill a small animal weighing forty or fifty pounds with just one slap!"

"My family used to have a German shepherd, which weighed more than eighty pounds. I slapped him in the face and made him lie on the ground so scared that he almost peed."

"This is a man! This is the backbone of my country!"

"A mere wolverine can scare Su Bai. I feel ashamed for him!"

Bangziguo barrage:

【Shame! So shameful!】

[He also boasted that the wolverine was like the God of War, and even said that the wolverine’s claws were as long as a brown bear’s, which really made me laugh!]

[In mammals, combat effectiveness depends on weight after all! This is what Zhao Xinqing, a doctor of zoology, said personally! 】

[That wolverine has a big ass and has the combat power of a hammer, which is not on the same level as humans.]

[Jin Xuncheng! Go find a wolverine and kill it! This is a good opportunity for you to prove yourself! Then we will go directly to Su Bai’s live broadcast room and spray him until he commits suicide in shame!]



At the same time, in Su Bai's live broadcast room, a bunch of Bangziguo barrages appeared collectively, and the taunts were full:

【Su Bai! You are too weak!】

[Just wait! Jin Xuncheng is going to find the wolverine now! He is not a coward like you. He can strangle a small animal weighing only 40 to 50 pounds with one hand!]

[Haha, Su Bai, what's the use of just knowing how to fish? You Chinese men can't even beat small animals that are one-third of your own weight. You are simply unworthy of the title "men"! 】

[Su Bai, I think you don’t want to survive in the wilderness anymore. You can directly broadcast “singing and dancing rap”, which will definitely be very interesting! Don’t you Chinese people like this kind of girly show? 】

[Remember to borrow some of Dr. Zhao’s cosmetics and use a thicker foundation, otherwise it won’t be feminine enough! It won’t smell like that!]

Su Bai looked at the barrage and couldn't help laughing. The corners of his mouth kept rising and he said sarcastically:

"Kim Hoon Sung really went to find wolverines?"

"It's pretty good, I'm pretty good at playing."

"Give him some gas for me!"

Su Bai had faced wolverines several times and knew how difficult and terrifying this kind of thing was.

You should know that the honey badger, a close relative of the wolverine, is known as the "flat-headed brother" on the African continent. The badger's life creed is: take life and death lightly, and do whatever you don't accept.

A honey badger dares to charge at a pride of lions, and can even run after a pride of lions. It dominates a wild place like the African continent and is known as the "Big Brother of Africa."

But just like this, the honey badger is not as heavy as the wolverine, and its claws are not as sharp as the wolverine. Compared with the wolverine, it is a real bad brother.

If Kim Hoon Sung really went...

When Su Bai dreams tonight, he probably won't dream about Zhao Xinqing. Instead, he will dream about Jin Xuncheng repeatedly and laugh to death in his dream.

After Su Bai finished laughing, he immediately put down the live broadcast tablet, not wanting to waste any time with these ignorant barrages.

But Zhao Xinqing became more and more angry as she watched and said angrily:

"What nonsense are you talking about? Su Bai is obviously so brave! Where is the sissy?"

"Isn't Sissy a perverted culture created by you guys?"

"If you guys were here, just one roar from a wolverine would probably make your legs weak, right?"

Bangziguo barrage:

[Our legs are weak? How can that little thing with a big fart scare us into weakness? ]

[You also said that Su Bai is not a sissy? Look at him, he is still trembling! 】

[Okay, okay! Su Bai, stop trembling! The wolverines are dead! Look at your potential! 】

In the live broadcast, Su Bai, who was sitting next to the mulberry forest, was really shaking.

The shaking was very large and obvious.

Not only his limbs, but every muscle fiber in his body was shaking uncontrollably like a restless child.

But this is not a tremor of fear.

But when Su Bai met the wolverine before, he knew that he was on the line between life and death, and his body secreted a lot of adrenaline crazily.

Adrenaline was sent into every tissue through the blood, putting Su Bai's entire body into a fighting state, squeezing out all his strength and getting ready for a desperate fight.

This kind of uncontrollable trembling is one of the signs that the body is working at full capacity under the stimulation of adrenaline.

As a doctor of zoology, Zhao Xinqing knew why Su Bai was shaking just by looking at it. She couldn't help but feel annoyed and at the same time felt the ignorance and ridiculousness of Bangzi Country's barrage.

"Silly! That's called adrenaline. Learn junior high school biology before you talk!" Zhao Xinqing cursed angrily, dropped the live broadcast tablet, sat directly next to Su Bai, and gently hugged Su Bai.

At this time, she no longer cared about avoiding the camera.

Strangely enough, not long after Zhao Xinqing hugged Su Bai, Su Bai calmed down obviously, his body no longer trembled, and his heavy breathing gradually eased.

Barrage:

【???】

[Dr. Zhao: Silly, give you a bite of dog food! 】

[Then...that...I...I'm not a fool, can I eat it?]

[This mouthful of dog food, I, Zhang San, will definitely eat it today! Just be silly!]


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