Chapter 16 Tied to a small tree house? Su Bai, you are too good
Barrage:
[So particular about eating and drinking... Such anchors are the ones who can truly celebrate the New Year in the wilderness! 】
[The anchor is too cautious and too experienced... A contestant from Asan Kingdom has just eaten lizard sashimi, and he doesn't know if he can survive today...]
[Holy shit! Lizard sashimi?! Real or fake?!] A group of barrages who didn’t know the truth were shocked by the amazing skills of the Asankuni players.
[I was also there at the time. After the guy finished eating, he gave a thumbs up in front of the camera and boasted in broken English, saying that he was very fierce.]
[...Then he is right...he is indeed very fierce. I hope he can survive...]
[Hey? Look, what is Su Bai doing now? 】
Suddenly, several barrages came in, diverting the audience's attention from the Asan Kingdom contestant eating lizards alive to Su Bai.
Zhao Xinqing had been sent into the woods by Su Bai and continued to look for the cane.
Su Bai, on the other hand, was among several small trees, cleaning with his feet the dead branches and leaves accumulated on the ground.
These small trees were about one square meter apart from each other, only a few meters away from the fire, and more than ten meters away from the grove where Zhao Xinqing was looking for canes.
【Is he sweeping the floor?!】
[No...it can't be right? He is planning to set up a camp here?]
【These small trees are in the way, what is he going to do?】
[Could it be that...he is going to cut down these small trees?]
[Upstairs, don’t make any guesses. You can’t cut down these small trees with just a few stones without any handy tools, even if they are thinner than your arms.]
[Su Bai has so much experience in survival, it’s impossible that he doesn’t know this. What’s more, there is such a large open space next to him, so there is no need for him to clean up the area with trees. 】
[When Su Bai finishes his work later, we can just ask him directly. 】
Su Bai cleared the dead branches and leaves from the area, squatted down and picked up some soil, looked at it carefully, nodded with satisfaction, and then stood up to pick some wide palm leaves.
After doing this, Su Bai placed two coconuts next to the fire, preparing to use the heat of the fire to boil the water in the coconuts.
Not long after, Zhao Xinqing came back with two tough and thick canes in her hands and asked:
"Is this enough?"
Su Bai took a look, nodded and said:
"That's it."
Zhao Xinqing was a little curious and asked:
"How are you going to set up a camp? How many canes will you use?"
Su Bai nodded and said:
"The humidity here is too high for long-term survival, so this is a temporary camp."
"We'll rest all night and leave at dawn tomorrow."
“Everything should be simple and efficient.”
Zhao Xinqing nodded as if she understood: "Then... what are you going to do?"
The barrage was also eager to see through, and they were typing frantically in the live broadcast room:
【Speak quickly! Speak quickly!】
【How to build a camp with a few canes?】
Su Bai pointed to the small trees he had cleaned up the ground and said:
"Use canes to tie the trees together and bend the soft trunks to form a vault."
"Then, cover it with palm leaves."
"That's it."
Under Su Bai's explanation, Zhao Xinqing and the barrages quickly understood the extremely simple structure of the camp planned by Su Bai...
[Holy crap, no, this is too crude! 】
[This is a bit unworthy of the wealthy Su Bai’s status!]
[Even if you are surviving in the wilderness, even if it is just a temporary camp, you should at least build a triangular shack with an A-type structure, right? 】
[You just deal with it like this, it’s very difficult for us as fans to handle it.]
【Should we spray you? Should we spray you? Or should we spray you?】
Zhao Xinqing had no objection and immediately took action with Su Bai.
She and Su Bai had been walking all day, and they were exhausted both physically and mentally. She really needed a good rest.
It really doesn't matter whether the campground looks good or not.
However, in just two or three minutes, several small trees were tied up by Su Bai and Zhao Xinqing, with their heads pressed against each other, and the branches below extended in all directions, creating a small space.
Just spread the palm leaves on top and the small tree house is finished.
Rather than saying it is like a "nest", it is better to say it is like a "quilt".
The small space under the branches and leaves is just enough for two people to lie down close together, making it difficult to even turn over.
During the few minutes it was being set up, the barrage kept spraying wildly.
They felt that if Su Bai set up such a simple camp, he would definitely encounter "wolves, snakes, rats, ants, centipedes, grasshoppers and a series of other troubles at night."
But when the small tree house was actually completed, the barrage fell into an eerie silence.
A rare sense of purity appeared on the screens of the two live broadcast rooms.
After a few seconds of silence...
The barrages began to "praise" Su Bai's "wit and bravery":
[This damn tree house... If it is narrower, Zhao Xinqing would have to sleep separately from him. If it is wider, Zhao Xinqing would not have to sleep in his arms...]
【Rich second generation!!! So damn good!!!】
[He really... I cried to death...]
[This is premeditated hooliganism, this is definitely premeditated hooliganism!]
[I want to report it! The rich man Su Bai must have bribed these small trees with a large amount of money, otherwise they would never have grown so well!]
[I finally saw today what it means to have money that can make all the difference. If you are so rich that even a tree will help you pick up girls, where can I, the single guy, go to reason with you???]
[The good mood I had accumulated for the whole day was completely shattered by this handful of dog food.]
[I'm suffering from depression again. The doctor told me to watch less exciting things. Why did I just come in and watch this dog anchor? 】
Su Bai looked at the small tree house in front of him. He was originally going to explain the functions and extremely superior price/performance ratio of this small tree house to the audience in the live broadcast room.
But when he saw the barrage content in the live broadcast room, he was speechless...
Please...
Although Zhao Xinqing is beautiful...
But when I was planning to build this tree house, I really didn’t think so much!!!
Zhao Xinqing only glanced at the barrage, as if her eyes were electrocuted, she immediately turned away and looked away, pretending that her attention was elsewhere and she didn't see these strange barrage at all...
But her little face turned red unconsciously...
Su Bai...
It was really planned...
want……
Do you want this?
Then... then he... tonight...
Will...
Zhao Xinqing's mind was spinning with thoughts, and her cheeks were getting redder and redder, as if she was about to bleed.
The barrage revealed Zhao Xinqing's little daughter's attitude, and the cheers immediately became more energetic!!!
[Look at Dr. Zhao! Dr. Zhao is so shy!!!]
[He’s blushing! Ouch! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Where are your eyes looking? 】
[Why are you secretly looking at Su Bai? You have something to watch tonight.]
Even though Su Bai was thicker-skinned than the city wall, he felt a little embarrassed by these shameless barrages.
He coughed lightly and asked tentatively:
"Zhao Xinqing, do you want to build a new one for you?"