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Chapter 39 I, Wang Bang Bang, am a beast!

In the official information summary of Wilderness Survival at 8pm on the fourth day, there were certain changes in the ranking list.

Because Su Bai left his previous shelter and slept in the wilderness, his ranking fell directly out of the top three.

Now firmly in the first place is Lin Zi's group who has been processing bear skins and bear meat for a whole day.

With Lan Huixin and an engineering shovel at his disposal, Lin Zi, who was extremely skilled, handled the bear skins and meat with great efficiency.

In one morning, he completely peeled off five bear skins, rolled them into a ring with wooden strips, tied the skins on top, and put them in the sun to dry.

Then for the entire afternoon, he and Lan Huixin were cutting bear meat, building bacon racks, and smoking the meat over a high fire.

The competition for the last place on the ranking list is also very fierce.

Because, some players died in front of the camera.

The first person to die on the show was the fierce man from Asanguo who ate lizards alive and became seriously ill.

He has always refused the program crew's rescue efforts, saying that he has been drinking Ganges River water since he was a child and has a very strong constitution. He can recover from minor illnesses in an hour or two.

Then, at 5:30 this evening, his head tilted and he completely ran out of energy.

The whole world is watching this fierce man from Asan Kingdom seek death. According to the previous recording agreement, the program team does not assume any responsibility for this situation.

The helicopter took away the body, cremated it, sealed it, and transported it back to Asan Country. A series of operations were completed in one go.

But it was the teammates of this fierce man who suffered.

Four days after the show started filming, this Asan Kingdom contestant named Roger took care of the fierce man for three days.

Now there is no fire, no shelter, and the water is dirty muddy water that I can barely drink.

As a result, the fierce man kicked off his legs and disappeared, leaving Roger alone and confused in the wilderness.

The barrage made me feel very sorry for him!

Roger, who is alone, is at the bottom of the list today.

The penultimate ones are from the fourth group of China Kingdom, Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er.

Ever since they experienced the heavy rain that extinguished the flames yesterday, they have become autistic together.

After hiding from the rain for half a day under the big tree, the two of them didn't say a word, and they didn't even watch the barrage.

This morning, the rain had obviously stopped, but the two of them were still sitting under the tree, saying nothing.

Until noon, Luo Xun'er was so hungry that she brought back two packages of palm leaves on the way back. Inside were the seafood shells they collected on the first day.

Some of the seafood were dead and smelly, but some were still alive.

Luo Xun'er placed one package at Wang Bang Bang's feet, opened the other package, and ate the shells and abalone raw.

At night, Luo Xun'er, who had been autistic for almost two days, said her first words to Wang Bang Bang:

"I think we should act separately."

Wang Bang Bang had been silent at first.

But after hearing Luo Xun'er's words, the anger that had been dormant for two days exploded instantly like a cannonball being lit.

"What do you mean? Do you think I'm dragging you down?"

Wang Bang Bang's fat face flushed red, his face was distorted, and he roared at Luo Xun'er:

"If I hadn't taken care of you, if I hadn't told you how to dig for water, you would have died of thirst now!"

"Separate actions? How many days do you think an Internet celebrity like you, who became famous through hype, can survive without me, Wang Bang Bang?"

"Are you saying this now to throw all the blame on me?"

"Luo Xun'er, I misjudged you! I didn't expect you to be such a shameless and irresponsible villain!"

"Get out! Get out now! Don't take another sip of water from my puddle!"

Wang Bang Bang pointed deeper into the jungle and roared with all his strength, venting the frustration in his heart. Tears flowed uncontrollably from the corners of his eyes.

Barrage:

【……】

[If you don’t have the ability to do anything, you are the loudest person to blame.]

【Is this the true face of internet celebrities? 666.】

[To be honest, I think Luo Xun'er's life should be a little better after she left you, right?]

[Forget it, don’t hold on, you are in such a mess.]

【Go home and save yourself some dignity.】

[On the fourth day, I broke up with my teammates. For the next three hundred and sixty-one days, I can’t survive alone. I will be so lonely that I go crazy.]

【Can’t win anymore, go back.】

Wang Bang Bang looked at these barrages, slammed the live broadcast tablet on the stone, and smashed it into pieces.

It was as if the irritating barrage deities in the live broadcast room were also smashed to death.

He grabbed the live broadcast drone, thrust his fat face into the camera, and said angrily:

"Let me tell you, I, Wang Bang Bang, am the most powerful when I am alone!"

"I wonder if you have ever heard of a saying: Those who live in isolation are either gods or beasts!"

"I am not a god, but I am a beast that roams the wilderness! A beast! Do you understand?"

"I won't fall down so easily!"

"Don't say one year, even if it is three years, my king Bang Bang will not have any problems!"

"You guys should watch carefully and see how I, Wang Bang Bang, counterattacked and got this ten million bonus!"

Barrage:

【Ah, yes, yes, yes!】

[What you say makes sense, but why can’t Aristotle’s coffin board be pressed down? 】

[Aristotle: Is this what I said for you to use???]

[Aristotle: Come down here, kid! Let me educate you. 】

[Aristotle: No, you are not a beast, you are just a person with cerebral palsy.]

[This guy has already started talking nonsense, it makes me laugh so hard, hahahaha!]

[Really, this guy has lost his mind. I suggest the program team take him away forcibly.]

The corners of Luo Xun'er's mouth twitched. She had long been used to Wang Bang Bang's self-righteousness. She just sighed deeply, took her things, walked to the bottom of another big tree, and whispered:

"I'll leave at dawn."

Wang Bang Bang's eyes were red and he roared: "Get out of here now!"

Luo Xun'er's face also turned cold, and she said with a soft smile:

"What, this is your home? If you ask me to leave, I have to leave immediately?"

In the end, Wang Bang Bang and Luo Xun'er faced each other with their backs to each other, their faces extremely ugly, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Barrage:

【This place is too damp, there are no big beasts. 】

[Otherwise, if the two of them are so noisy and don’t get angry, they might both die tonight.]



On the other side, at the foot of an unknown mountain, Su Bai and Zhao Xinqing were warming up over the fire, drinking smoked fish soup for dinner, and watching the text live broadcast of the barrage, learning about the changes in today's official list.

"It's a pity that I didn't keep the first place." Zhao Xinqing sighed and handed the hot rectangular bark soup pot to Su Bai.

Su Bai took two sips, ate two pieces of smoked fish, and handed the bark pot back:

"It's okay. The situation changed a lot in the first few days. After half a month, it basically stabilized."

Seeing that the barrage started to boo again, saying that the two of them eating fish soup in the same pot was a naked indirect kiss, and the more they talked about it, the more lewd they became, Zhao Xinqing turned off the tablet with a red face, and whispered:

"It's time to rest……"


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