As Su Bai casually drew a Kan hexagram on the river bank, stepped on it, and threw the hook to bait, a bunch of barrages with blunt grammatical errors suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room:
[Su Bai said there would be no fishing today! Su Bai lied! 】
【Breaking promises!】
[You Chinese people are so shameless!]
Su Bai's audience saw this and laughed:
【Hey, are the stick guys coming here?】
[Du Niang translated it very well for you!]
[I don’t know who is so shameless. Didn’t Kim Hoon Sung also say that we don’t have to let him be his father? 】
Seeing that another battle was about to break out in the barrage, Su Bai smiled lightly and said:
"Don't worry, the fish caught today will not be counted in the competition between Jin Xuncheng and me."
"starting from tomorrow."
"Look, I'm scaring you, don't be afraid."
The barrage laughed and said:
[Yes, yes! Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid! Brother Su Bai is very gentle! 】
[I’m not talking about you, Kim Hoon Sung’s audience is not as confident as Kim Hoon Sung!]
[Upstairs, this is normal. After all, we can’t expect all Bangzi Kingdom to be stupid!]
The Bangzi Kingdom barrage was choked by two words from Su Bai and the Shenzhou Kingdom audience, but they were unable to refute, so they could only leave Su Bai's live broadcast room and return to Jin Xuncheng's live broadcast room to vent their emotions.
[Su Bai also started fishing! Why did you catch a loach after sitting by the lake all day? 】
[Su Bai got up in the morning, washed his face, and caught more fish than you could in a week!]
[Why don’t I see anything extraordinary about Big Bang Country’s secret fishing skills? Are you lying to us? 】
When Jin Xuncheng saw these barrages, his face darkened and he said solemnly:
"How can you say this about the traditional culture of my Big Bang country?"
"I allow you to question me! But you are not allowed to question my big stick country!"
"That's too much! Are you still citizens of the Big Bang Country?"
"If you continue to worship China and beautify China, you might as well just immigrate to China!"
Barrage:
【???】
[You try moving one...]
[China is known as one of the most difficult countries in the world to immigrate to, so it doesn’t want to accept us at all, okay? 】
[Otherwise, you think Big Stick Country can still be left now...cough cough cough...I mean, it is a small country with no appeal. How could I give up the great Smecta? 】
Jin Xuncheng nodded seriously and said:
"Okay, in that case, keep your eyes open and watch!"
"Regardless of whether Su Bai can count the number of fish he has now, I want him to experience the fear of being dominated by the secret fishing skills of Da Bang Country!"
Before he finished speaking, Jin Xuncheng's fish float suddenly sank.
Jin Xuncheng took a breath of air and exclaimed:
"Fishing! Do you believe me now?"
He quickly started to reel in the fishing line, but due to the struggle between the two parties, the force on the other end of the fishing line was so strong that he couldn't pull it up for a while, and he could only get into a stalemate with the fish.
Jin Xuncheng exclaimed:
"This one is really big! It's not as big as the loach in the morning, but it's really big!"
The barrage also became excited and prayed together:
【Don’t break! Don’t break!】
[My Lord An Suma, please bless Kim Hoon Sung, the son of the big stick country!]
[Supreme God Jin Zhishan, let him catch this fish and show it to the small country!]
[God Emperor Li Shinnan, I am willing to dedicate myself again! Please show me your favor and protect Kim Hoon Sung!]
Wang Bang Bang looked at Jin Xuncheng's live broadcast room, and his face couldn't help but turn into the expression of "the old man on the subway with his cell phone".
The rampant evil sect in Bangzi Kingdom has reached the point where the whole world has heard about it, and Wang Bang Bang is no exception.
He cursed in a low voice:
"Is this really the fucking universal pope?"
"Can you be any more evil?"
"You still want to immigrate to China? Just let us go, okay?"
"Damn, the quality of Bangzi Country is too low. I suddenly want Su Bai to win."
Wang Bang Bang thought for a while, translated a sentence using Du Niang, and posted it in the barrage of Jin Xuncheng's live broadcast room:
[Bang bang, Fairy Lord King, I am willing to trade tomorrow’s breakfast for Jin Xuncheng to catch a great white shark!]
After a few minutes, Wang Bang Bang discovered that no one came to spray him.
Hey! Successfully blended in.
Bangzi Country is more approachable than Shenzhou Country!
After another five minutes of fishing, Jin Xuncheng finally pulled the fish out of the water.
That's a ten-pound snakehead fish.
Jin Xuncheng held the black fish in his arms and jumped excitedly by the lake:
"Hahahaha! Did you see it? Did you see it?"
"This fish is so strong! I can hardly hold it!"
"This is enough for Song Taizhen and I to eat for three days!"
"Who dares to say that I, Jin Xuncheng, am worthy of my reputation? Su Bai still wants to be compared with me, Jin Xuncheng? He just got lucky for a while!"
"How's it going? Our country's long-established secret fishing skills, aren't they amazing? They can't be compared to those of small countries like China, right?"
The barrage echoed wildly, with many directly establishing the "Fishing God Cult" for Jin Xuncheng and praising him as the leader.
Wang Bang Bang was lying on his sofa, still looking like an old man on the subway with his cell phone.
He muttered:
"It's as if your fish isn't lucky."
"Damn, he looks like a villain who has succeeded."
"Su Bai! Show him some color!"
Wang Bang Bang clicked into Su Bai's live broadcast room again.
It’s half past four in the leisurely afternoon.
Su Bai was sitting on a big rock by the river. The fishing rod in his hand was tilted at a corner of the river. The fishing line was hanging down and he was fishing leisurely.
Zhao Xinqing sat next to Su Bai, turning the grass leaves and bark into a rope with her skillful hands, and put it into the fish skin bag.
A barrage that was clearly from the Bangzi Kingdom sarcastically said in blunt Chinese Mandarin:
[Su Bai, the stolen fishing skills are really not as useful as the orthodox fishing secrets of our Big Bang Country, right? 】
[Jin Xuncheng has already caught fish! A ten-pound big black fish! Can you do it? 】
[Weren’t you still very arrogant before? We had a fight again, and we gave up for two days, and now we really start fishing, why are you so timid? 】
When fishing, Su Bai never looked at the barrage, and it was the same this time.
After working hard all day, he just thought it was time to rest.
Seeing that he ignored the barrage from Bangzi Kingdom, he became more and more unscrupulous, taunting wildly, and started a vigorous exchange of words with the Shenzhou Kingdom viewers in Su Bai's live broadcast room.
Just at this time.
Su Bai's fish float suddenly sank!
He didn't even raise his eyelids, but his hand had already lifted up the fish as a reflex, and then lowered the fishing rod, leaving some room for struggle.
The speed of sliding the fish was very fast. After a while, Su Bai lifted a large fish from the water.
Su Bai glanced at it and said calmly:
"Five pounds and two taels, herring."
After that, Su Bai waved his hand and hit the struggling herring on the head with a stone, killing the fish.
Zhao Xinqing took a straw rope, pierced both cheeks of the herring, and hung it on a low branch nearby.
In Su Bai's live broadcast room, Bangziguo's barrage obviously froze.
Su Bai's comments from the audience quickly gained the upper hand:
【How are you guys?】
[Su Bai has only been sitting down for five minutes, and he is already catching fish!]
[If I remember correctly, Kim Hoon-sung spent the whole afternoon fishing at the lake!]
The commentators in Bangzi Kingdom were obviously starting to feel guilty, but they still spoke forcefully and rationally:
[What’s the point of looking at the time?]
[Isn’t what we are comparing the total amount of fish caught? 】
[Jin Xuncheng’s fish is bigger than Su Bai’s two fish!]
[Look, this fish has used up all Su Bai’s luck today!]
[He will never catch fish again! After all, he just secretly learned part of my secret fishing skills from Da Bang Country!]