Chapter 352: I wanted to be a nun since I was a child
"Will you help me deliver a blackmail letter to the Second Prince's Mansion? Since he loves Xinxin so much, there should be no problem in asking him to redeem her with hundreds of thousands of taels of silver."
Li Hun sighed softly, jumped down from Sikong Xuan's arms, looked at Li Ruo and said:
"Okay, since Mommy is begging me like this, of course I have to help."
Li Ruo looked at his face and said, "Who will go to hell if I don't?" She couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth a few times, clenched her hand into a fist, and knocked him on the head.
Lihun immediately hid aside, then nodded and said:
"This seems good. Is this what is called extortion?"
"Son, I have taught you not to use idioms indiscriminately. This is what we call each person getting what he needs."
"Everyone gets what he needs? Woman, I'm curious, what does this mean?"
Sikong Xuan rarely interrupted. He had no intention of talking to her so soon.
"It's very simple. I get my money and he gets his reputation."
"Pfft, Xiao Ruo'er, it seems that you have planned it a long time ago. Dongfang Zhe may have to jump in this time even if he knows it is a trap."
Dongfang Yao couldn't help but interrupt. Thinking of Dongfang Zhe's deflated appearance, he felt particularly happy.
"Shao, why do you look unhappy? Oh, don't worry, with Feng Yuluo Chao here, your sister will definitely not suffer any disadvantages in Feiyu Country, and maybe she can meet the right man in a foreign country."
Li Ruo patted Shen Tushao on the shoulder and comforted him.
"You said it very easily, but how am I going to explain it to the women in my family? I feel a headache when I think of them crying so hard."
Shen Tushao couldn't help but jump around. One of them was collecting money, the other was enjoying extortion, one was a bitter enemy, and the other didn't have to marry a woman he didn't love. They were all so happy, but what about him? He was miserable...
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"Shao, we are good friends, how could I base my happiness on your pain. So, I have already thought of an excuse for you."
Shen Tushao immediately took Li Ruo's hand and asked anxiously:
"Ruo'er, what's the excuse?"
"Just say that the world-famous nun fell in love with Xin'er and took her to travel around the world."
After Li Ruo finished speaking, Shen Tushao's face immediately fell:
"Ruo'er, no matter whether the nun is a god or not, she is still a nun. If my grandma and the others heard this, they would probably demolish all the nunneries."
"Can't you say that Xin'er practices with her hair on?"
Li Ruo couldn't help but rolled her eyes, she couldn't even tell a lie, she was such an idiot.
"But that's a nun too."
Shen Tushao said with a sad face.
"What's wrong with the nun? Not everyone can become a nun just because they want to. For example, I wanted to be a nun since I was a child, but I didn't have enough diploma to become a nun. I cried for three days and three nights and almost flooded the nunnery."
Seeing her expression that she couldn't look down on the nun, Shen Tushao let out a long sigh:
"I still say that Xinxin was rejected by Mr. Xuan and became a monk after seeing through the world of mortals."
"Hey, this is a good idea." Li Ruo immediately agreed.
"Shen Tushao, if you want to die quickly, just tell your aunt like this." Sikong Xuan stared at him and said coldly.
"Death early or late is death. It is better to die alone than to die together." After Shen Tushao finished speaking, he waved his hand and left the courtyard dying.
"Okay, let's call it a day and write the blackmail letter."