"A row of prostitutes were waiting for customers on the street. An 80-year-old woman saw it and asked curiously: What are you waiting for? She said angrily: "Waiting for lollipops!" When the old woman heard this, she also
I joined the queue to wait for the candy, but a lot of people were arrested. I asked the old woman: Can you do it even if you don’t have any teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it!"
"Plop..." Someone started to spray water.
Everyone was laughing so hard.
Lan Xing suppressed a smile, her cheeks puffed up like red balloons.
A pair of smiling but extremely angry eyes looked at Mo Jifeng sadly: You bastard, you started talking about such strong tastes, do you want to torture me to death?
Cheng Haochen looked at Lan Xing, who was glaring with anger, and laughed with schadenfreude: "Lan Xing, if you don't like hearing it, then cover your ears!"
Lan Xing's breath was stuck in his throat, unable to move up or down, and his eyebrows that were originally standing up almost turned upside down again.
Mo Koufeng smiled despicably and continued: "The gangsters broke into the house and raped the women, but the women resisted to the death. The husband came back from the field and saw his wife being held down by the gangsters. He raised a shovel and angrily slapped the gangsters.
His wife yelled: Damn you, you resisted for a long time, and you slapped me in with a shovel!"
Lan Xing snorted a nosebleed, and he finally couldn't help but laugh. While laughing, he encouraged himself: "Hold on... hold on..."
"Haha...it's delicious..." Zhang Yueze laughed so hard that he turned forward and backward and punched the table.
"Since everyone is laughing so happily, I will keep up the good work." Mo Jifeng was about to speak again.
Lan Xing gave him a sharp chop, but still couldn't hold back his laughter and said incoherently: "Mo Jifeng, you still said, for a while... I am poisonous and dumb... your mouth..."
Mo Jifeng continued to speak with a fearless spirit that risked life and death: "The husband suddenly discovered that there was often a text message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone, and the content of each text message was the same: "Brother Zhao asked you to help
I have something to do." The husband felt very strange. One night at 10:30, the husband followed his wife and captured her and the man they were having an affair with. Then he yelled: Damn you, do you think I can't understand that text message? Reverse it.
It reads like "I'll help you take off your bra at half past ten."
"Haha..." Lan Xing laughed wildly, his smiling face distorted, and his hands began to shake like soft willows.