"Besides, this is nonsense. The more you talk, the more outrageous you are. Who will believe this? She is the mayor's daughter. Why didn't you say she was the emperor's daughter?"
"Liangzi, I kindly remind you that this guy is really exaggerating."
"It's impossible, it's nonsense."
"I don't think you're bragging like this, it's complete nonsense."|
The brothers kept talking about it, but they didn't believe it anyway. Then they brought up the old story about how I was beaten to pieces by some gangsters when I was in the first grade of junior high school.
In the end, they came to the conclusion that how could a person like me, who was always being beaten, bring a sense of security to a girl? The girl last year was already very good. She probably saw that I was always being bullied, so she couldn't.
To protect her, she left me.
The brothers made fun of me and laughed crazily. Facing the wild laughter of this group of people, I always kept a smile on my face and didn't mind at all.
I think this kind of joke between friends is normal. It is not meant to be insulting. It is just a testimony of the close relationship between friends.
Again, people who are not familiar with you will not joke with you. The bigger the joke is, the better the relationship with you is. People who are not friends will generally not joke with you.
Seeing Er Gouzi and Xiao Shou laughing so happily, I couldn't bear to interrupt them, but I had to put an end to their laughter, because their laughter was based on making fun of me.
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I tapped the bowl in front of me with my chopsticks and made a dinging sound. I waved my hand and said, "Brothers, stop, stop, let's see how big your teeth are falling out of laughter. As per the old rules, I will accompany you on any bet, how about it?"
My words were crisp and clear, and several people immediately stopped laughing.
Bet, just like last year, the key is that I will accompany you no matter what the bet is.
Xiaoxiang, Ergouzi, Xiaoguang, and Xiaoqiang exchanged glances very quickly, and I knew that they must have thought of some bad idea.
Xiaoxiu deliberately pretended to look back on the past and said, "Liangzi, do you still remember? During the Chinese New Year last year, a few of us called you and your girlfriend from last year grandpa and grandma.
This matter has made our brothers become grandchildren for a year."
"Yeah, I feel like I've been your grandson this year, and I have no energy to work." Ergouzi interjected.
Xiaoguang, Xiaoqiang, Niuzi and the others also nodded frequently, and they understood it deeply.
I smiled and said, "Er Gouzi, don't interrupt Xiao Xiu. Just let him finish."
Xiaoxiu continued, "Liangzi, do you think this will work? We don't ask for anything else. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and this year happens to be the Year of the Dog again. If you can't bring your mayor's daughter who is more beautiful than last year,
As a friend, even if you lose the bet, you can just bark three times to each of our brothers, which means good dogs clear the way."
"Yes, this is a good bet. A good dog will clear the way, which is good." Xiaoguang said it first, nodding his head.
I smiled and asked, "What if you lose?"
"If we lose, our brothers will also learn three dog barks from you and your new girlfriend, and it will be regarded as a group of dogs clearing the way for you. What do you think?" Xiao Xiu asked.
I deliberately frowned and said, "Xiaojiao, what you are talking about is your opinion alone or everyone's opinion?"
"In our opinion, it's good for a good dog to clear the way, so let's bet." Xiaoqiang also expressed his position, as if he was afraid that I would not agree.
"I agree with both hands!" Ergouzi said with a smile, and actually raised his hands.
"I think it's good, haha, Liangzi is just waiting to imitate the barking of a dog." Xiaoguang also agreed.
"Okay! I agree too." Niuzi couldn't help but nodded.
"Okay, since everyone said they have no objections, that's great." Xiaoxiu said, turned to me with a smile and asked, "Liangzi, do you have any objections?"
I scratched my head and pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Well, this is my opinion. I really have that one."
"What's your opinion?" Xiaoxi asked anxiously, fearing that I would go back on my word and not dare to bet, so everyone pricked up their ears to listen.
I smiled and replied, "Whoever imitates a dog and barks louder, okay?"
"No problem, yes! Then let's make a bet like this? That's what I want to say." Xiaoshou had a proud look on his face. I glanced at the brothers, and they all looked determined to win.
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"Okay, that's it." I slapped the table and stood up, making the final decision.