When Huang Yiyi saw a smile on my face, she was very happy, and then she stuck out her tongue and said mockingly, "Is it because the little girl sings so horribly, uncle, you can't bear it emotionally?
I can't refute, and my silent endurance has reached a certain limit, so I have no choice but to cry out in grievance, right?
Her words made me laugh softly, and I pinched her smiling face. She just smiled without saying anything, but my heart was filled with warmth.
Huang Yiyi also seemed to enjoy me pinching his face. She raised her face and said, "You pinch, pinch, the more you pinch me, the more beautiful I become. The reason why my oval face is so beautiful is all because of my dear."
She is really my pistachio. A few words made my dull mood suddenly brighten up. Seeing that my expression improved a little, she opened her lovely eyes and said, "Dear, I suddenly remembered someone."
How about I tell you a funny joke?"
I curled my lips and said with an air of pretension, "I don't know what your joke is, so Xiao Yizi, you can just tell it to the Ai family."
Huang Yiyi looked at me like the Empress Dowager Cixi, covered her mouth and laughed, she blinked her eyes and said with a smile, "Listen up, Lafayette, Xiao Yizi, I'm going to tell a joke."
I raised my head with an expectant look on my face and listened attentively.
Huang Yiyi said enthusiastically, "Say, a long time ago, there was a black man, that is, a person with very dark skin, and his whole body was black. One day, he went to the cinema to watch a horror movie, a super scary one.
Look at it, what do you think the result will be?"
She paused, blinked mysteriously, and asked me to answer.
I thought for a while and blurted out, "What's there to guess? You're too boring. Black people watch horror movies. What else can happen? It's just that after the movie is over, everyone will leave. That's okay."
Is this a joke?"
Huang Yiyi clapped her hands and laughed loudly, "It's you who are stupid, this black man, watching a horror movie, and as a result, his face turned white with fright, and the black man finally turned into a white man.
Ha ha ha ha."
I looked at Huang Yiyi, who was smiling wildly, and said coldly, "Classmate Huang Yiyi, your joke is not funny."
When Huang Yiyi heard me saying that her jokes were not funny, her face immediately elongated and she said, "Oh, you don't have a sense of humor yourself. Don't blame my jokes for not being funny. You've always been like this. You blame the toilet if you can't poop out."
I told my parents how they could still laugh, huh, it’s just that you don’t have a sense of humor yourself.”
As the girl spoke, she acted coquettishly, turned her head, and ignored me.
Regarding my disapproval of Comrade Huang Yiyi's joke, this girl expressed her displeasure and turned away from me.
Hey, my daughter-in-law needs to be coaxed when she is angry.
"Dear, your joke is so funny, haha. I only realized it belatedly. It's really funny. It's so funny, haha." I fake laughed a few times, laughing with as much laughter as I could on my face.
Full of smiles.
"Okay, you're going to die." Huang Yiyi glared at me with a smile, looked at her watch and said, "Let's go back, we'll be here tonight, let my dear go back and get some rest early."
She stood up as she said this, packed up her books, picked up her schoolbag, and took my hand to leave the classroom.
Outside the classroom, the moonlight was thick and the stars were lit up.