Chapter 1: Character introduction and classic dialogue
(One woman n men, super funny) Ten evil handsome men, ten pairs of red eyes, and twenty lustful wolf claws, all staring at the pink and tender girl in the middle, like this
After a while, a certain woman swallowed her saliva, a little scared, with her charming little eyes
Praying, woo hoo! So much came at once that her little waist couldn't stand it, and why did they look like they wanted to eat her? "Lady, come! A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold!" After saying this, all the beautiful men pounced on her.
There is a girl in the middle, and then the room is filled with spring scenery...
Heroine: Luo Xi (nickname: Xi'er), innocent and lively, with a charming appearance, naughty, is the most noble little princess in the world, and also the most troublesome person in the eyes of the gods. Since the birth of the little princess, almost everyone
Everyone has been teased
, even when the Emperor of Heaven wanted to have a kiss with the Queen of Heaven, he was often troubled by his precious daughter. It can be said that there is no place where Xi'er has not made trouble, and there is no one who has not been punished by Xi'er... Forced to have no choice, the Emperor of Heaven left his precious daughter to earth.
What will happen next?
Classic dialogue:
"Don't worship me. I just moved a little finger and he fell into trouble." Xi'er pointed at someone who was covered in feces and didn't feel at all that she had done anything wrong. She remained confident.
"You...I'm not done with you!" Leng Xuan was so angry. Why did he fail every time he tried to punish Xi'er, and he was the one who got punished every time? Thinking about his miserable fate, someone was really angry.
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"Xier is not an ugly girl, she is the most beautiful in my heart." Su Zifeng's gentle words seemed to make people feel like a spring breeze.
"You! I'm not done with you!" Huangfu Qianmo is going crazy. Every time he wants to be affectionate and affectionate with his concubine, he will be disrupted by Xi'er. Now he, as an emperor, is no different from a eunuch!
"Xier, am I beautiful?" Xueze gave a look that was full of electricity. The electricity was very powerful, but the woman didn't notice it at all and still lowered her head and ate the carrot in her mouth.
"Hmph! Don't be proud of the bad guy Leng Xuan. If you let the dog go, I'll let Yu Shan go. Huh! Let's see who is better!" Lin Yushan was so miserable that he was reduced to the same level as a dog.
Xi'er crossed her legs and ate her favorite rice-treasure porridge. Her eyes were chattering around. Some people who knew her had already run away because the little princess planned to tease people again.
The Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven were sitting in the sky, with melons, pears and peaches in front of the table, cracking melon seeds in their mouths, watching the embarrassing tricks of a certain little princess, and their hearts were filled with joy. If the Queen hadn't been complaining that she was bored lately,
The Emperor of Heaven would not turn his precious princess into a little fox to play with the world.
One day, suddenly, the whole continent became popular, and everyone had little black spots on their faces, especially the empresses in the palace. Who would let someone talk nonsense and say black spots just to be popular?
Xi'er doesn't understand love, relationships, or anything else. The only thing she understands is that if something goes wrong, she can find a magic talisman. If she finds a spirit, the talisman can solve any problem.
Xi'er is very embarrassing and cute, and has made many jokes in the world. It is a very interesting article that makes people feel happy and laugh after reading it.