Chapter 53: Brokeback Mountain Draws Me A Monkey For Mao!
"My beloved concubine must be happy, otherwise how can I draw my beloved concubine's charm and charm to the fullest!"
"Uuuuuuuu, your uncle, Brokeback Mountain!" Qian Duoduo kept rolling around. He wanted to punish Sima Xuanyuan, but he didn't expect that he would actually punish him. This is called stealing chickens.
Lose rice.
After Sima Xuanyuan painted for a while with his eyes narrowed and a smile on his face, he walked over with the painting in his hand and waved the painting in front of Qian Duoduo: "My beloved concubine, look at how well I painted!"
"Huh?" Qian Duoduo frowned and looked at the picture. She saw a monkey sitting on a tree with a banana in her hand. She widened her eyes and shouted: "Die Brokeback Mountain, why did Mao paint me?"
Become a monkey!"
"Monkey? Where are the monkeys?" Sima Xuanyuan looked at the monkey in the painting with a twitchy expression and said seriously: "No, I painted it according to the face of my beloved concubine. In my eyes,
That's how you are, look, you look like twins!"
Qian Duoduo was depressed and couldn't take it back even a word. This bastard Duan Beishan was so vindictive that he returned what he just said intact.
Just like that, Qian Duoduo's pornographic photos plan came to nothing. She was lying on the bed crying without tears. Why is it that Mao? Why is it that every time I am repaired, Sima Xuanyuan, I love you so much!
The first plan was completely aborted, so Qian Duoduo began to think about other methods. This man is invulnerable and invulnerable. How can I deal with him so that he can be submissive?
There is a beauty trap that has been tried and tested since ancient times! Qian Duoduo slapped his thigh: "Uncle, why do you think of it now? If the hard one is not enough, let's do the soft one. Since ancient times, heroes have always had trouble with beauties. I promise to make him become an obedient one.
soft!"
Qian Duoduo covered his mouth and laughed sinisterly. With the beauty of this lady, I will definitely make you fascinated, and then he will obediently present the other half of the treasure map.
In the evening, Sima Xuanyuan was reading in the house when he heard the door creak open a small gap. After looking around the house for a while, Qian Duoduo found the target beside the door and quickly straightened himself up.
clothes, then reached out and pushed the door open with a bang.
Qian Duoduo was wearing a silk transparent red gauze skirt, with a crimson bellyband wrapped around her chest. She stuck her butt out and raised one of her slender legs to step on the door, making a coquettish pose and licking her fingers.
She lifted up the thin sand on her thighs and blinked her charming eyes, waiting for Sima Xuanyuan to notice her.
But after waiting for a long time, there was no movement in the room. Sima Xuanyuan still lowered his head and read the book. The room was so quiet that he could only hear the sound of "swish" as he turned the book.
Damn it, what does this dead man mean? He didn't even look at me. Qian Duoduo was furious. He finally managed to look like this, but this idiot didn't even pay attention to him.
"No, I can't just give up!" Qian Duoduo gritted her teeth and stomped her feet. She was willing to risk everything. She held up her skirt and exposed her tender white thighs. She walked barefoot and sang Zhang Huimei's "
"Fire": "Fire, fire, fire, so hot, fire, I am fire, I just love music, don't tell me to stop, I just love singing, breathing and beating..."
Qian Duoduo howled like this, and Sima Xuanyuan finally realized what he was doing. He turned around and saw Qian Duoduo's appearance and his arrogant look, and his brows suddenly furrowed.