[Accidentally traveled to ancient times, a girl accidentally entered the palace and became a substitute queen, and a girl unfortunately dressed as the Queen Mother Lafayette...] "God is too partial, you picked up so many things as soon as you walked in."
What a bargain. With such a handsome husband, look at what I have become through time travel.
She is not a good person, and she has worn it on the Queen Mother. I haven’t had a chance to taste it, and I haven’t even had a chance to meet my own man. She already has a son.”
It seems like. Every time I say it, my heart goes as cold as Iceland."
Life in the palace was actually pretty good. The emperor doted on him and the queen mother protected him. He was like a national first-class protected pet panda. The disadvantage was that life was very boring and he couldn't leave the palace to be proud of himself. So a certain woman began to encourage a certain woman...
1 - Story fragment
This story tells the interesting story of two women who traveled through time. One woman was honored as the Queen Mother, and the other was honored as the Queen. The two women traveled to ancient times, no matter how powerful they were, whether they were "complicit in adultery" or even "acting evil".
This story is purely fictitious. Except for the similarities between cats and dogs, such as two eyes and one mouth, any similarities are purely accidental~~~
Fragment one:
(I traveled through time inexplicably)
This damn piece of meat actually calls her a damn girl! If you don't give her some words to show her, she doesn't know how powerful her aunt is! She thinks she can walk sideways, and if she falls down and crushes a group of small animals, that's amazing!
There were ten old people in Ah Chun's stomach who were unwilling. Finally, he mustered up the courage and felt a sudden change in his heart. He saw someone hesitatingly moving to Hengrou with one eye closed, and aimed at Hengrou's aunt's belly and hit her hard.
One kick.
One kick determines the outcome, clean and sharp, and never lose contact with the water. This is the best, and your eyes will not have to suffer again. Gaga~~
Fragment two:
(There are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, grinding your teeth is useless)
A certain Chunyi was so nervous that he no longer cared about his image, and shouted: "I have a really bad figure. Worse than men. Really, really! Don't be unlucky! I'm just an airport, oh, no, just a washboard."
, there’s not a single bulge, it’s just a rack of ribs stewed in clear soup!”
"You have so many women in your harem, one less is a blessing, right?
I'm thinking about you, husband. People live in this world just to have fun. If you don't need to suffer this crime, why should you suffer it, right?
Don't do anything stupid. The Buddha said that it takes five hundred looks back in the past life to pass by each other in this life. We have met each other, and now we are considered husband and wife. How can I bear to know that there is a smelly ditch in front of me?
Still watching her husband fall, yes."
We invited all the Buddhas and gods here, and they all said that this perverted man is an emperor after all, and he will never let himself down.
Who would have thought that a certain perverted man would not change his expression, smiling lewdly.
"It's still early in the day, why don't we discuss it first? Don't worry, I am definitely a person who knows good things and bad things. We will never cause you trouble. I promise you that we will definitely behave and never do anything.
Arrogant and domineering, without knowing what is good or bad."
Ah Chun also raised his hand to assure Chen Qin.
However, a certain perverted man remained unmoved and persisted in his own way.
"It doesn't matter. I'm used to rich meat. I think it would be good if I occasionally switch to ribs and vegetables."
Ah Chun was so angry that he gritted his teeth in anger.
I’ve seen people being mean, but I’ve never seen someone so mean! I’ve only heard of emperors being romantic and immoral, but I’ve never heard of such a mean emperor who shamelessly rubs himself against others!
Fragment three:
(Thinking about a close friend)
"God is too partial. As soon as you passed through, you got such a big advantage. You have such a handsome husband. Look at me, what kind of person I can be through time travel. I have worn it on the Queen Mother. I haven't had time to taste it.
After a while, I didn’t even have time to meet my own man, and I already have a son.”
"The Queen Mother said something bad, she was mourning for her family, it was like mourning. Every time I say it, my heart goes as cold as Iceland."
I think that I, Zhang Xinhan, am so innocent and kind-hearted, as beautiful as a flower and a jade, as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose, and the flowers are shy when the moon is closed, and the beauty of the country is fragrant, and the stunning beauty who captivates the country is actually wearing the body of such an aunt, what is the justice of this world?"
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