Zhu Shou is an otaku. To be precise, he is an otaku who eats and waits for death.
After graduating from the Chinese Department of a third-rate university in Shanghai, he ended his college life of playing games, sleeping and picking up girls every day, and started his otaku life of playing games and sleeping every day.
In the life of an otaku, there are no cute animals like girls.
Therefore, Zhu Shou's daily task is to open his eyes, get up, wash his face, and then stare blankly in front of the mirror for ten minutes before turning on the computer, clicking on several websites that he often goes to, and posting a few messages without any pain or itch.
stick.
Then I stared at the sky outside the window for a while, turned on the music, continued to drink water, and read novels.
He was unemployed after graduation. He could not find a good job, and he was not willing to be a village official or a dung picker. Fortunately, his family environment was acceptable, and his parents had no educational principles, so he had no one.
Force him to end his miserable life of eating and waiting to die.
After drinking water until he felt like vomiting, he started playing games.
For a guy like him who doesn't distinguish between different things, Legend of Blood has become his favorite, Age of Discovery has become his second choice, and QQ chess and card games have become the best substitute.
His best friend once tempted him: "Why don't you play World of Warcraft, CF, LoL or other popular stuff, even Angry Birds."
Zhu Shou was stunned for a while and then replied: "I am a very loyal person."
The best friend sighed and gave up the idea of persuading him to defect to the light, because everyone knew that Zhu Shou was not only stupid, but also very stubborn.
After playing the game, it was almost time for dinner. Zhu Shou, who had no faith or pursuit in life, started his night life, usually meeting a few buddies for a drink and teasing innocent girls from KTV or clubs.
If he fails to make an appointment, he will chat on QQ and watch movies while chatting. The point is actually watching movies.
He knew in his heart that with no money, no job, and no future, his chances of finding a girl might be lower than his chances of winning a five-million-dollar lottery.
It can be seen from this that classmate Zhu Shou is not stupid. At least, he is an excellent otaku who is very self-aware.
Therefore, before going to bed, Zhu Shou would summarize the gains and losses of the day, socialize with several Japanese female friends, discuss the problem of loneliness as snow in simple terms, and improve the GDP of the papermaking industry of the motherland.
The day passed like this, day after day, day after day, and he didn't know when the end would come.
On this day, Zhu Shou, who was sleeping, suddenly felt his eyes light up, as if a huge torch was lit in the darkness.
Opening his eyes suddenly, he found that he was lying on a huge bed. This bed was made of gold and was resplendent, surrounded by silk ribbons and dancing light.
Taking a closer look, on this huge bed, besides myself, there are countless beauties.
There are really countless beautiful women. If I use one word to describe them, it would be "many". They are on the bed, on the floor in front of the bed, on the ceiling, on the surrounding walls...
Wait a minute, Zhu Shou shook his head violently, how could there be beautiful women moving on the ceiling and walls?
This is a dream, it must be a dream.
But the scent that reached his nose told him that this didn't seem to be a dream.
Some of these beauties are as beautiful as dust, some are as gorgeous as peach blossoms, some are like lolita, and some are like queens. All of them have bodies like white snow, faces like hibiscus, and even tender and affectionate phoenix eyes, upturned like
Everest’s sharp butt…
"This is me in YY, it must be!" Zhu Shou opened his eyes wide and silently told himself.
But his head was leaning on the breasts of a beautiful woman. When he looked sideways, he saw white and tender bright red chicken head meat. The so-called friendship is worth less than four taels of breasts. Breasts are reliable, so why bother to care whether they are sexual or not?
….
Moreover, it feels very good when you lean on it, neither hard nor soft, neither big nor small, and according to the scalp test, it is definitely not a fake made in a beauty hospital.
Based on this alone, you can raise your wine glass and look at the moon as it becomes white.
When he was feeling proud, he felt that his toes seemed to have entered a soft and moist place. He looked up and saw a beautiful woman licking his toes.
His facial features were quite similar to those of Mr. Aoi. Zhu Shou was so happy that he opened his mouth and asked, "What's your name?"
There were countless beauties around him. He asked this one alone, but he did not attract public anger. He only heard the beauty reply: "Back to the emperor, my surname is Luo and my twin names are Sister Feng."
Zhu Shou couldn't help being furious and scolded: "How could you be so depraved! You have to change your name. From now on, your name is Manyu." Then he stretched his toes into Manyu's cherry mouth and asked with a smile:
"You said I am the emperor, then who am I?"
who I am?
Sister Feng Manyu seemed unable to answer such a profound philosophical question, so she could only giggle and lick more carefully.
Zhu Shou sighed in his heart. It seems that the road for artificial intelligence to replace humans is still very far away.
"If you look at it from the world you live in, these are actually real." A voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
Zhu Shou only felt a blur before his eyes. On the golden dragon bed, countless beautiful women immediately turned into smoke and disappeared with the wind. When he looked again, he found that he was standing in an empty white room, still naked and naked.
Standing there.
"Welcome to the development copy of Universe One," a cute loli suddenly appeared in front of Zhu Shou and said with a smile, "Is this image easier for you to accept?"
Zhu Shou was stunned for a while and replied: "If you turned into an alien or something, I would definitely be scared to death on the spot; if you turned into a man, I would have to doubt my virginity, but lolita is the preference of an uncle like me.
,What’s there to be afraid of?”
Loli smiled, opened her mouth, revealing her white teeth: "Why don't you ask what the first universe is?"
Zhu Shou shook his head: "I have been online for seven or eight years. How could I ask such a question? You underestimate the otakus of the new era."
"It turns out that our branch office still has this role. Education in another world really needs to start with otakus," Loli pondered for a while and said, "Since your three views have been subverted, let's get to the point. This
The universe is not the universe you live in. To be more precise, your universe is just an illusory network."
Zhu Shou asked: "The Matrix? Inception? Or the Killing Array from Another Dimension?"
He asked about three different science fiction systems at once.
Little Loli shook her head: "It's similar to Inception, but to be more precise, it's a combination of Inception and The Matrix. "The Thirteenth Floor." Have you seen this movie?"
"I've seen it," Zhu Shou smiled, "Tianchao translated it as "Hackers from Different Dimensions", and was it filmed by your branch?"
Little Loli replied: "You guessed it right, the universe you are in is a virtual world created by us. We call it the second universe. Everything you experienced just now, including those beauties, is just a small
Development copy."
Zhu Shou asked darkly: "Is your first universe another virtual world?"
Little Loli smiled and said: "It is entirely possible, but our scientists have not confirmed it yet."
Zhu Shou asked again: "Why are you looking for me? Am I some kind of son of destiny? Are you looking for me to save the universe and maintain world peace?"
The little Loli laughed loudly, and after a while she said: "You are actually the projection of one of our famous scientists, and you are undertaking a secret experimental mission in the second universe. Don't ask me what it is, I don't have the authority to know. Recently,
This scientist suddenly disappeared from our universe, so we summoned you to this development copy and gave you an investigation task."
"Can I refuse?" Zhu Shou asked himself and answered, "It seems that I can't. In your eyes, I am just a piece of virtual data."
Little Loli nodded and said with a smile: "You are indeed a good otaku with self-awareness. This investigation mission is actually very simple. It is to send you to the second universe in 1505 AD. There is the first projection of this scientist there. We cannot send you."
Others entered that projection, but after research, they found that there was no repulsion between you and that projection, which is why we selected you."
Zhu Shou also smiled: "Isn't it just time travel? It's just a matter of words. Who is that projection? What is my mission process?"
"There is no task process, just merge you with that projection. Any program changes that occur in the future will be recorded here," Loli added, "The identity of that projection is an emperor, so I tried it with that development copy.
Your endurance."
"That's it?" Zhu Shou was stunned for a moment, "No need to change history? Save all mankind?..."
The world gradually collapsed amidst Loli's laughter, and the vision of a certain otaku who was selected as the subject of investigation became dark again.