Chapter 27 Master Yang with a sweet mouth and a belly sword
Boss Liu is angry and the consequences will be serious.
After hearing Zhang Cai's unfaithful advice, Liu Jin became furious: "Zhang Shangshu, do you want to imitate Yang Yingning?"
After saying that, he walked away, leaving Zhang Cai, a handsome old man, standing in the middle of the room in a daze, wondering which part of Mr. Liu's madness had gone wrong.
Yang Yingning, that is, Yang Yiqing. Not long ago, Yang Yiqing, who was building the Great Wall, was kicked off the stage by Liu Jin. He was really building the Great Wall, which is the Great Wall in Ningxia today, and he was not playing mahjong.
Before Yang Yiqing left, he made an inexplicable request: "How about Zhang Cai succeeds me as the trilateral general manager."
This made his good gay friend Boss Liu very upset and puzzled: I kicked you out of office, and you still recommend my hardcore? Are all the gentlemen in this world? I hate you for being such a gentleman!
From then on, Boss Liu's trust in Zhang Cai plummeted from 100 to 70. He no longer regarded Lao Zhang as a "god man" and dug a deep pit of destruction for himself.
So before Zhang Cai finished speaking, he was slapped hard by Boss Liu. Subsequent facts proved that nine of the ten sentences Zhang Shenren said were the truth.
The interpretation is actually bloody.
Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, he could no longer express his opinions.
All these facts tell us: when you fall in love with a girl, don’t talk nonsense, don’t fall in love with someone, don’t pretend to be cool and mysterious, don’t be a young man, there are too many bloody ready-made examples in history.
After driving away Zhang Cai, the divine strategist, Boss Liu was ready to embark on a path of self-destruction because he summoned Zhang Wenmian.
Zhang Wenmian is a man with literary talent but no talent, a villain with animalistic virtues but no morals. He cheats and cheats, and does everything. This makes Mr. Liu feel that it suits him very well, so he discusses all matters big and small with this gentle scum.
It's a pity that Zhang Wenmian's articles are outstanding, but his political vision is very problematic. For example, the original bullshit idea of reorganizing military camps in history directly led to Boss Liu digging a hole to bury himself, and also caused the eunuch party, which was flourishing for a time, to disappear.
This time, he dug another hole for Boss Liu: "Ming Gong, the treasury is currently empty, and the firearms required by the Holy Spirit are extremely expensive. It is better to let manpower advise and try to reduce investment."
I have to say that the difference between the dog-headed strategist and the divine strategist is the difference between Jiang Qian and Zhou Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Zhang Cai's "lone minister" made it clear that he wanted Boss Liu to fully agree with the emperor's crazy opinions, expand firearms production, allow more emerging interest groups to emerge, and fight to the death against the huge old interest chain.
As long as the emperor supports it, it will not be defeated in the short term.
Zhang Cai also has a subtext: Zhu Houzhao is only sixteen, seven years old, and will die decades later. When the next emperor ascends the throne, Mr. Liu’s ashes will not be known where. Are you still afraid of being liquidated?
Therefore, as the emperor's loyal dog, although there is a risk of being thrown out as a scapegoat, this risk is something that Boss Liu can bear.
And what about Zhang Wenmian's reduction of investment? It seems to be a golden mean, and both sides can be settled.
But what he didn't see was that the struggle between old and new interests was a life-and-death battle that lasted for more than a hundred years. How could it be easily settled?
You know, until the Southern Ming Dynasty was wiped out by the bows and arrows of the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty firearms, which had been developed for more than two hundred years, had lagged behind to the point where they had to use Folan cannons to fill their appearance.
Even a pig can climb the technology tree to a much higher level than this.
Therefore, the gradual backwardness of firearms in the Ming Dynasty is not just a matter of the vision of those in power. The struggle for interests is the core of it.
Looking back, looking at Zhang Wenmian's plan, we know that it will not only make the emperor unhappy, but also the old interest groups will not accept Liu Jin's favor. It can be said that he cannot please both sides, and the left and right are not human beings...
And Zhang Wenmian's dog-headed strategy was not the only one. He picked up the imperial edict again, pretended to be lofty and put a little on the word "new", covering up the word "jin", and said with a smile: "As for the name of the new army that the Holy One wants, it is better to Just in the name of being a pro-military."
The emperor's personal troops of the Ming Dynasty are the Twelve Guards. Jinwu, Yulin, Fujun, Huben, Jinyi, Flag Bearer, etc. Each has its own position, a carrot and a hole, and there is no room for inserting a needle.
After all, Liu Jin was someone who had led a regiment and knew the tricks of the army very well. He shook his head: "I'm afraid you can't be close to the army."
Zhang Wenmian smiled unwillingly and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Ming. Our military system of the Ming Dynasty is based on bravery, daring, sharpness, spirit, wonder, vigor, strength, strength, perseverance, victory, heroism, majesty, and fierceness." With a six-character name, this pro-army might as well be named Brave Battalion and stationed permanently in Xiong County. I wonder what the general will will do?"
Zhang Wenmian's meaning is very clear: Boss Liu, we are just trying to make the little emperor happy, who really takes this bullshit team of children seriously? They say they are pro-army, and they use the name of the camp. Anyone with a discerning eye will know it at a glance. We are joking. We are stationed in Xiongxian for a long time, so that the emperor can maintain it in his own inner treasury. We will not mix with the guards to compete for profits. Hello everyone, I will do this once the emperor's freshness wears off. The troops were dismantled and their bodies destroyed.
His strategy would actually be quite effective if it were replaced by a normal emperor. However, Zhu Shou is obviously an abnormal emperor, and Zhang Wenmian's ideas will definitely go to hell.
Boss Liu had not yet understood the nature of classmate Zhu Shou's time travel at this time. After all, the time was too short, so he agreed with this statement and walked into the pit with Military Advisor Zhang Goutou.
"What you said is absolutely true, but what about this second imperial edict?" At this moment, Boss Liu felt that Zhang Wenmian was his confidant. That shitty Zhang Cai knew how to find fault with me and embarrass me. Just let me make incomprehensible multiple-choice questions and go away, I will no longer serve this man of God.
Zhang Wenmian smiled faintly, like Zhuge Zhiliang or Zhou Gong Zhijin, and said: "The Holy One wants to re-enable Yang Yiqing and ask him to hold the Ming Dynasty Games. Although the name is a bit weird, but judging from its purpose, it is nothing more than another martial arts competition. Then Let him open it, and he will be known as a jester. Duke Ming can also take this opportunity to keep him in the capital and take his head along the way!"
At first glance, this sentence seems very reasonable, even a bit conspiracy-like, but upon closer inspection, it turns out to be an extremely stupid idea.
If Zhang Cai were here, the first thing he would do would be to depose Yang Yiqing and chop off the head of Yang’s former benefactor. In fact, he did the same thing: more than half a year later, Yang Yiqing was imprisoned by Liu Jingou. If it weren’t for Li Dongyang and others After all the efforts to rescue him, he might have died long ago.
As for the nonsense about the Ming Dynasty Games, just find a few people to fool the emperor, there is no need to discuss it.
Therefore, Zhang Caicai had the pearl of wisdom in hand and was extremely foresighted in bringing the good news to Liu Jin.
It's a pity that Mr. Liu couldn't listen to his advice. Zhang Shangshu's painstaking efforts were slapped back into his stomach before he even finished half of a sentence.
And Zhang Wenmian not only wanted to save Yang Yiqing from being demoted, but also gave Yang Yiqing the opportunity to be a "fool". This was simply digging his own grave and not knowing he was about to die.
Yang Yiqing is a man of outstanding talent. He is the leader of the three border masters of the Zhengde Dynasty, and will also be the chief assistant in the future. If you give him a chance, he can support the entire Ming Dynasty. How can he easily let go?
If Zhang Wenmian's plan were to be known to Zhang Cai, he would probably spit out a few mouthfuls of blood and shout: "If you don't make a plan, I will die!"
This is also true. Under Liu Jin's manipulation, the emperor's will was changed beyond recognition. When Zhang Cai got the news the next day, he was so angry that he vomited blood...
Unfortunately, Boss Liu insisted on going his own way and refused to trust Zhang Shenren wholeheartedly. This completely different decree finally reached the ears of classmate Zhu Shou.
Zhu Shou, who was teasing the little beauty Queen Zhaofei by the Baiyangdian Lake and admiring 1,500 naked young ladies, when he heard the news, his first reaction was: This old dog will be brave after eating a leopard?
The second reaction was: My platoon! My sailing battleship! I want to chop off Eunuch Liu’s dog’s head!
The third reaction was: Forget it, ask Master Yang.
Yang Tinghe has been with Zhu Shou since he came back from fishing in Nanjing. Master Yang has contributed a lot to Zhu Shou's mischief during this time.
Some people may find it strange. In later generations, isn't Master Yang famous for his integrity? Why does he look like a jester now?
In fact, this is because I have not understood the character of Yang Tinghe. If there are supporting characters in this book, Master Yang will definitely be the first supporting character. Even the many soft girls who are about to appear will have to be ranked behind Master Yang. His status is unparalleled in this book.
People can be replaced.
So let’s take a look at his appearance first and slowly get to know this person.
As we have introduced before, the imperial teachers Yang Ting and Yang Jiefu were wizards in the history of imperial examinations and typical representatives of the tall, rich and handsome men of the Ming Dynasty.
He is even more handsome than Zhang Cai. History books say he is "beautiful and graceful", which means: this guy is really handsome.
It can be seen from this that when serving as an official in the Ming Dynasty, knowledge was the second priority, and handsomeness was the first priority.
So Xu Zhenqing, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, had no choice but to burst into tears: "Give me a pretty face!"
In addition to being handsome, Yang Jiefu also has many advantages, such as a calm personality, a delicate mind, and his ability to write articles is no less than that of Li Dongyang. He is also good at bragging and flattering, and he is well aware of all strange things.
Not to mention Zhu Houzhao, even Zhu Shou from the time-traveling sect was coaxed around by him. Especially recently, he often said involuntarily: "Master Yang, how should we deal with this matter?"
Compared with this handsome old guy, Boss Liu's old eunuch is simply vulnerable.
Therefore, when the emperor summoned him, handsome young man Yang first sighed, then looked at Zhu Shou and said: "What the Holy Spirit has thought of is unprecedented. This sports meeting is a matter of universal celebration. The people of Ming Dynasty are like the rain coming after a long drought. How can we expect it?"
Destroyed because of others? Eunuch Liu also has good intentions. I am afraid the Holy One has misunderstood him."
Shameless handsome guy Yang, these words are not flattering Liu Jin, they are simply handing a knife to Zhu Shou, saying with a smile, kill this old man quickly, so as not to get in the way.