Chapter 3: The Expert Factory Who Buys Toothbrushes
Time travel means mass killing in all directions, gold fingers, golden thighs, golden elephant legs, clouds of beauties, and the coming of all nations. In short, anything you can think of, or even things you can’t imagine, this big killer weapon of time travel can help.
You achieve it.
According to the brain of classmate Zhu Shou, a good-for-nothing third-rate liberal arts student, even if there were no five-colored clouds when he appeared, he should have been surrounded by beauties and Sister Feng licking his feet.
But the reality is that he is sitting on a big chariot. On the left is a sturdy eunuch. According to the memory copied from the previous projection, this guy's name is Zhang Yong. He has been with me since he was born. His advantage is that he is loyal.
No two, he has great skills, but his shortcomings are arrogance and domineering, and cruel temper.
Hey, isn't it said that the front projection body is the legendary thing that "plays all the way to death"? How can he still know how to evaluate characters? No matter whether his evaluation is correct or not, just having this kind of thinking cannot be regarded as a mediocre person.
As a liberal arts student, Zhu Shou naturally did not know how to smelt gunpowder or mirror cement; as a third-rate liberal arts student, he had not even read a few history books, so naturally he did not know Zhang Yong's great achievements.
So he turned around and looked to the right. There was an old eunuch there. He was thin and thin, with long hands and feet. He looked carefully at his facial features, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He was looking around with wretched eyes.
Liu Jin? Isn't he the legendary emperor? The memory of the front projection clearly depicts all the information about this old eunuch. Coupled with the impression gained by Zhu Shou from several time-travel novels of later generations, he is a living image of a powerful traitor.
Jumping in front of your eyes.
According to the evaluation of the front projection body Zhu Houzhao, this old man with an unspectacular appearance has the advantage of excellent talent and the disadvantage of being too insidious. However, for the sake of his loyalty, he can be used as a pawn, and he can be used to kill rabbits whenever he has the opportunity.
Cook the dead dog.
Is this too sinister?
The memory that was completely copied from the front projection body completely overturned Zhu Shou's judgment of his shamelessness, incompetence and incompetence. How could a fourteen or five-year-old boy with such scheming and courage be the legendary man who teased Sister Li Feng?
A shameless emperor by profession?
There is another very important thought in Zhu Houzhao's memory, that is, the power of the Wengguan Group is too great at the moment. Even though a young man like Jiao Fang was sent in to serve as Infernal Affairs, the struggle between the emperor and his ministers still entered a fierce stage.
The civil service group was not monolithic, and there were many factions within it. Therefore, after Liu Jian and Xie Qian were dismissed, the government had to be controlled by Li Dongyang and his group to quell the encirclement and suppression by other factions in the civil service group and buy themselves time.
But at the moment, the two leading figures under his command, Liu Jin and Zhang Yong, are incompatible with each other. If the conflict between the monarch and his ministers is not sharp, then this situation is undoubtedly what the emperor likes to see the most. However, the civil servants are pressing harder and harder, and there is another internal conflict within his group.
Huh, that's really a critical situation.
As for the other horses, they are all good at making money, but if they are used to engage in internal fighting in the court, it is really a mouse marrying a cat, and they can only seek death.
Moreover, Ma Yongcheng and Gu Dayong also slandered Liu Jin against themselves in private, and the conflicts between treacherous ministers and treacherous ministers were not shallow.
Among the Eight Tigers, Zhang Yong, Ma Yongcheng and Gu Dayong were obviously in a group, and their struggle was directed at Liu Jin, the biggest beneficiary.
Wei Bin and Qiu Ju are in the same group. They neither rely on Liu Jin nor Zhang Yong and others. Wei Bin's relationship with him is second only to Liu Jin and Zhang Yong, so he is not afraid of the blow from these two people.
The only ones who really depend on Liu Jin are Gao Feng and Luo Xiang.
There were only eight people, and they were divided into three factions. A certain great man from later generations summed it up well: Struggles are everywhere, and only when you fight with others can you have endless fun.
When Zhu Shou was thinking about philosophical issues with compassion, the vast and solemn emperor's guard of honor had stopped in front of the gate of the Leopard Room...
He looked around, and everywhere he looked, there was a sea of people. At this moment, he understood the truth. Those incognito private interviews in those TV series were pure nonsense.
From the Forbidden City to the Leopard Room, it is such a short distance, and even before we leave the Imperial City, there is such a huge pomp. If we leave the Imperial City, how about the endless crowds?
The liberal arts student at a third-rate university did not know that at some later time, his body led a group of guards in disguise, rushed out of the capital and the Great Wall, went straight to the grasslands, and fought a large-scale war with the Mongols. This
This example further proves that the so-called incognito private interviews are nothing more than a little joke written by novelists.
Different from what is described in some novels, the Leopard Room that appeared in front of Zhu Shou was a series of huge buildings. The building complex was built since the Chengzu period and was continuous in the Xiyuan. According to the memory of the predecessor, there were tigers and leopards inside.
Park, Tiger City, Elephant House, Leopard House, Pigeon House, Deer Farm, Eagle House and other places.
In an open space near Taiye Pond, a new building is rising. It is the new Leopard House that classmate Zhu Houzhao ordered Liu Jin to build. Its main purpose is to accommodate all kinds of beauties.
According to the ideals of classmate Zhu Houzhao, it is divided by categories: married women, mature women, prostitutes, dancers, widows, and pregnant women; by race: there are Korean women, lustful women, Western women, and Western women. There are also some animals, craftsmen, and actors.
, monks, nuns, etc. In short, it is a great idea with a very post-modern flavor.
Otaku Zhu Shou admires Emperor Zhu Houzhao's creativity very much. This is the real YY literary **** line!
However, he did not know that according to the development of history, this building that had not yet been repaired would become the place where he died.
Therefore, it is really not nonsense to say that knowledge changes destiny.
Bu Yu has been parked in front of the gate of the Leopard Room for a long time. If the emperor doesn't move, who dares to move? Didn't you see that Duke Liu and Admiral Zhang were also standing nearby obediently watching the sun?
The ignorant classmate Zhu Shou woke up from being shocked by the Ming Dynasty architecture. As soon as he raised his hand, he heard a loud roar from beside Bu Yu: "Xing!"
This girl is the accompanying praise officer. Her function is equivalent to the microphone used by future leaders to speak. All her talents are used in her voice. As long as the emperor is ready to step down, it is time for him to play his role.
Following the roar of the praise officer, all the eunuchs, guards and maids stood up straight, including the favored elders Liu and Zhang. It can be said that they watched their noses with their eyes and their hearts with their noses, and did not dare to move.
These are the rules of the court. No matter how big an official you are, you must abide by the rules. Anyone who doesn't understand the rules is like Lan Yu, who was cut into seventeen or eighteen pieces by the emperor and thrown to the dogs.
The praise officer shouted again: "Bye!"
This is also a rule, which means that except the emperor, musicians and guards on duty, everyone else must kneel. The musicians do not kneel because they want to play the music of the emperor.
Therefore, in the melodious and solemn music, the soldiers in red, the eunuchs in blue and blue, and the maids in colors all knelt on the ground, prostrate themselves on the ground, not daring to show their anger.
However, Liu Jin and Zhang Yong still stood, lifting the yellow curtain of Buyu one on the left and one on the right. This is their privilege, and it is also the emperor's favor and permission. It means to tell everyone in the world: We are the legendary ones.
Favorite.
Liu Jin watched the young man slowly stand up, looking at the crowd around him with confused eyes, and couldn't help but feel a warm current in his heart.
He has been following this boy for fifteen years. From the time he was born until he grew up, he has never left him. Deep down in his heart, he even treats this boy as his own son.
Of course, Duke Liu did not dare to express such an idea that could kill the nine tribes. He was just a slave, a vicious dog that the emperor needed. Therefore, human emotions, like moral integrity, were better left at a distance...
Thinking of this, Duke Liu adjusted the emperor's bright yellow dragon robe at a speed that was not inferior to that of Admiral Zhang, and said softly: "Your Majesty, slow down and let me help you come down."
Not to be outdone, Admiral Zhang waved his hand and gently wiped the gems on the emperor's blue satin boots. He said in a rough voice: "Little ancestor, the Cuju team has been arranged. I'm just waiting for your order."
Let’s fight.”
After saying that, he carefully held the emperor's left arm, glanced at Mr. Liu who was holding his right arm, and cursed in his heart: "You are a thief."
In the entire Ming Empire, these two people understood the emperor's thoughts best, and what they said would naturally win the emperor's heart.
The Leopard Room raised several Cuju teams, and they were deeply loved by the little emperor. Zhu Houzhao, who had always loved sports, came to the Leopard Room. In addition to having physical interactions with the beauties, he also watched the Cuju competition and enjoyed the fights between humans and animals.
Second and third options.
But today's emperor didn't seem to be too interested. He walked down the street, raised his head and looked around, and then said to Liu Jin: "Is your expert factory ready?"
The Neihang Factory, also known as the Inner Factory and the Inner Service Factory, is a factory guard that was planned to be set up some time ago. It is located in the old warehouse of Rongfu, which is also one of the four departments of the Salary Cherishing Department. In addition to supervising the subjects, Jinyiwei and Dongchang
Hexi Factory is also under supervision. It can be said to be Liu Jin's proud work, and it also makes his name of superintendent more worthy of his name.
However, it is still an embryo at the moment. The leader, Eunuch Liu, has already been in place, and all the leaders below have not yet been summoned. According to official history, it will be more than a year before the internal factory can be officially established.
But it doesn't matter. As long as there are benefits, you can face difficulties. If there are no difficulties, you can face difficulties even if you create them. This is Liu Jin's way of life.
"Your Majesty, which treacherous official is harming the country?" Liu Jin couldn't help but get excited.
What was the easiest industry to make a fortune in during the Ming Dynasty?
It’s not officialdom, nor maritime trade, nor corruption and bribery. Those are all things that use your head to make money. The truly profitless business is, of course, to confiscate the family and exterminate the family. Being an official for thousands of miles is just for money. In this world, there are still
Is there anything safer than having your house searched under orders?
Zhang Yongyong could not help but feel jealous. He stared at Liu Jin and cursed in his heart: "You old treacherous minister, you still have the nerve to trick others!" While jealous, he couldn't help but feel sad in his heart: How could the little ancestor do such a good thing of confiscating the family and exterminating the clan?
Why don't you leave it to me?
In the midst of my annoyance, I heard the emperor's decree: "I need a soft, fine-bristled toothbrush and toothpaste. I don't want honey and green salt, but frankincense. I will send an expert to handle this matter as soon as possible."
The expert factory that made people all over the world scared to buy toothbrushes? Zhang Yong and Liu Jin's brains immediately crashed.