When Zhu Shou visited the Forbidden City in later generations, he once visited the Qianqing Palace, but the Qianqing Palace for visiting and the Qianqing Palace for daily use are completely different things.
And unlike the emperors of the Manchu and Qing Dynasties who did not like to bathe, the emperors of the Ming Dynasty often bathed. Therefore, the Qianqing Palace in the early years of Zhengde not only had several bathtubs, but also a bathhouse where you could take a dip.
Standing in front of three smooth bronze mirrors that were not very clear, the otaku Zhu Shou saw clearly the appearance of classmate Zhu Houzhao for the first time.
This fifteen-year-old forward projection has a round face, like a bun of later generations, and delicate and fair skin, but has not completely shed the traces of childhood.
Among the facial features, the most conspicuous one is the tall nose bridge, coupled with the slender eyes common in the old Zhu family, it is quite majestic. Looking closer, you can see the upturned eyebrow tip, the sunken eyebrow tip, and the very bright The eyes combine to create a cunning and changeable twinkling light.
There are two soft hairs on the top of the red lips. This is a boy who is in the stage of changing his voice. Although there are occasionally a few childish voices, but most of the time, you can feel the maturity of this handsome boy.
The only regret is that the boy in the bronze mirror is thin and thin. Although his waist seems to be very elastic, his limbs seem to be a little weak, especially in certain important parts. Under the service of more than ten naked girls around him, he has finished brushing his teeth. There is no sign of raising his head proudly!
Heaven, earth! Zhu Shou, an otaku, suddenly felt that he had no hope for life: How can I live without sex?
From this point it can be seen that otakus are really not made to be emperors.
At this time, a wretched voice came from beside him: "Your Majesty, we have recently hired a few old men. They are all strong and well-behaved sons of good families. One of them is a member of the Jinyiwei Baihu, and there is a man who can shoot left and right bows." Archery skills."
Zhu Shou took a closer look and saw that he was a tall and powerful eunuch with a majestic appearance, a ruddy complexion and a majestic momentum. He only wore a moon-white middle coat.
The room where the bath is located is heated using the geothermal method. It not only feels like spring all year round, but also maintains the temperature of the bath. Therefore, even if you are naked, you will not feel any coolness when standing inside.
The original water heater presented by Zhang Yong has already started supplying water, but the pool is too big. The hot water flowing out of the fist-thick copper pipe can only maintain the water in and out of the bath. The temperature of the bath must be maintained by the heating of the geothermal layer.
The maids serving in the baths were all naked, but the eunuchs had to wear middle clothes, because in front of the emperor, they could not expose their castrated parts, let alone emit inappropriate body odor.
You should know that the castrated place will always have a strong smell of urine. If the emperor is displeased, it will be a major crime against the nine tribes.
According to memory, this eunuch was Wei Bin, one of the Eight Tigers. Like Zhang Yong, his side job was the admiral eunuch of the Three Thousand Battalion, and his main job was Zhu Houzhao's gold medal pimp.
Why?
Because at this moment Zhu Shou suddenly remembered what "Lao'er Dang" was!
The so-called "laoerdang" refers to a young and handsome boy, that is, a male favorite. To use modern words to describe it, that is a gay friend.
Classmate Zhu Houzhao likes strong and toned gay friends, especially admiring the perfect buttocks while walking on the valley road. This is a quite evil hobby.
Zhu Shou was about to get angry and prepare to righteously reprimand this evil deed of ravaging young men from good families. He never expected that after hearing the four words "beautiful buttocks", the originally dejected little Zhu Shou slowly raised his head!
Am I born gay?
Zhu Shou waved his hand sadly: "Back off."
The emperor did not need to speak too much, partly to save saliva and partly to maintain his majesty.
Wei Bin, who was well versed in the emperor's heart, naturally understood. His bony eyes rolled, and he smiled obscenely: "I have recently acquired a new woman, she is only twenty-eight years old, and her country is beautiful and fragrant."...
The tall, mighty and majestic Wei Bin, coupled with his obscene tone and cunning face, is indescribably weird.
Zhu Shou looked at the little Zhu Shou who was hanging down again, and nodded, indicating that he could give it a try.
So when the naked palace maids embraced the emperor and walked into the bath, a girl in a red dress walked out from behind the Hotan jade screen beside the bath.
There is a saying that nakedness is worse than a butt, a skirt is worse than a skirt, and a skirt is worse than a short skirt...
To go too far, in the days when there were no thongs and short skirts, it was better to be naked than in a skirt.
Red is the national color of the Ming Dynasty. This girl's face is covered with a thin gauze, which is faintly visible. She is indeed quite pretty.
"Your Majesty, recently in Henan..."
Liu Jin, who emerged from nowhere, suddenly appeared next to Zhu Shou, holding a pile of memorials in his hands. He ignored Wei Bin's angry eyes and looked at the emperor with a smile.
Zhu Shou was about to ask the girl to take off her veil. When he heard Liu Jin's words, he interrupted impatiently: "What do I need you for? Don't bother me."
Reporting state affairs while classmate Zhu Houzhao was having fun was one of Liu Jin's frequently used methods. He used this method to fool the emperor on all difficult issues.
Because everyone knew that the emperor would never interfere with national affairs while having fun. It was Liu Jin's own idea how to deal with it, so that a few years later, Liu Jin even omitted this method and started to deal with national affairs directly.
Wei Bin naturally knew this. Logically speaking, this was his flattery time. Not even Zhang Yong would come to disrupt the situation. Only Liu Jin, who thought he was the boss of the Eight Tigers, would interfere at every turn.
"Let Qiu Ju go and save this old man's face another day!" Looking at Liu Jin's satisfied figure as he left, Wei Bin couldn't help but feel furious and secretly made a decision.
Although the Eight Tigers were divided into three factions, they were an interest group after all. At least in the early years of Zhengde, the eight people still maintained a superficial unity in dealing with the outside world.
Qiu Ju, like Zhang Yong, is also a hot-tempered guy. Since the death of the eunuch Wang Yue of the Dongchang, he and Ma Yongcheng have taken charge of the Dongchang together. In addition to flattering the emperor, his biggest hobby is to ruin Liu Jin's face.
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The otaku Zhu Shou didn't know how to deal with these younger brothers at all, and he didn't bother to care about the overt and covert fights among the Eight Tigers. Anyway, as long as someone helped him catch money, someone helped him fight against the civil service group, and someone flattered him, that would be enough.
Among the eunuchs there are also Crouching Tigers, Hidden Dragons, Eight Tigers, Three Zhangs, and all kinds of talents emerge in endlessly. The absence of one or two younger brothers will not affect the emperor's mood at all.
His interest is currently only focused on the girl in the red dress in front of him. As for military and national affairs, the joy and sorrow of the people, and the rise and fall of the world, it has nothing to do with me, an otaku.
The otaku needs love to nourish him, but the emperor has no love, so the thoughts of the otaku Zhu Shou and the emperor Zhu Houzhao have a fierce collision.
At this time, Zhu Shou was just like when he was watching "If You Are the One", expecting that under that veil was the girl he loved. Like those girls who like palace battles, he was looking forward to a charming fourth master day and night who would send him a gift in the rain.
A red oil paper umbrella.
But Emperor Zhu Houzhao didn't think so. In his opinion, women's clothes were just for taking off.
Feelings? What are feelings?
So in this moment of valuable appearance, Zhu Shou actually didn't say anything, he just stared at the veil.
Wei Bin, who was waiting nearby, naturally understood the emperor's intention and made a gesture, and saw the girl in the red dress start to dance.
The dance was graceful and indescribably alluring, and as the girl danced, the red dress actually showed signs of slowly sliding down.
Zhu Shou raised his hand, told the naked girls around him to move away, and motioned for the girl in the red skirt to jump in front of him...
The wet veil was slowly taken off, and a red bellyband was floating on the water. The naked body of the girl in the red skirt was exposed in front of the otaku emperor.
The red candle next to the bath reflects the girl's face. She has clear eyebrows, fragrant lips, rosy cheeks, firm breasts and slender waist, and beautiful buttocks and slender feet. No matter from which angle you look at her, she is a standard beauty.
The most rare thing is that even if she is close at hand, her breath is very fresh, unlike the unpleasant stale breath exhaled by the beautiful naked palace maids just now.
It seems that the toothpaste has been spiced, the otaku emperor thought happily, stretched out his right hand, slowly pulled the girl into his arms.
At this time, if you look closely at the girl's expression, you can see that there is a bit of shyness in her dignity, and a bit of shyness in her generosity. Her beautiful eyes are lowered, and she does not dare to look at the emperor. Only her eyelashes tremble slightly, and on the tip of her beautiful nose, there is
A few drops of crystal clear water made Zhu Shou feel affection in his heart.
What surprised the otaku emperor even more was that Xiao Zhu Shou actually made some movement again while soaking in the bath!
"Xuan," Zhu Shou said softly, "conferred the title of Concubine Zhao."
The eunuch who was responsible for recording quickly wrote down the edict. The emperor always spoke it out into the constitution. Every word he said was the imperial edict and law of the Ming Dynasty.
Therefore, the adaptation period for an otaku to become an emperor is also very short. You must know that the biggest hobby of an otaku is yy, and the emperor is a typical real yy.
Women in ancient times only had surnames but no names, and the same was true for the emperor's women. The girl who had just been named Zhao Fei, whose maiden name was Wang, had just turned sixteen and was one year older than the emperor. However, in the Ming Dynasty, this did not matter.
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She is a junior in college, and she is still holding gold bricks, not to mention she is only one year older.
The fifteen-year-old emperor's blood was already boiling. He involuntarily moved his body and got closer to Concubine Wang Zhao. A fresh fragrance of virginity immediately poured into his nostrils.
Zhu Shou's heart suddenly tightened, and he twitched his nose twice, greedily sniffing the fragrance of Concubine Wang Zhao.
Experienced men all know that the unique body fragrance of virgins is an excellent aphrodisiac.
Homeboy Zhu Shou is about to become a wild man.
A fifteen-year-old boy is indeed the golden age to turn a gay friend into a straight man.