Chapter 17 Poisons, Cheapness, and Personal Income Taxes
Chapter 17 Poison, Cheapness and Personal Income Tax
Putting aside the personal instinct of greed for life and fear of death, Goblin Gold Mine is also armed to the teeth with equipment. After he made a lot of money selling unscrupulous counterfeit medicines in space last time, he also launched a large purchase.
, Fang Sheyan seems to have noticed that this guy seems to have a bottle of the light golden potion that the metal mentor drank before!!! I don’t know how he escaped from jail and bought it, what’s the law of heaven!
Mogansha also knew this treacherous and wretched goblin at this time. Knowing that this guy had great powers, he simply handed over a large piece of sizzling barbecue. The guy immediately didn't know where he came from.
He quickly took out a big plate, wrapped a white napkin around his neck, and had all the stainless steel knives and forks. He held the plate with bright eyes just like the / pitiful expression in the QQ expression, and then ate fiercely.
He stood up and made a vague sound of satisfaction while eating:
"Here's the gold coin, the free stuff tastes really good..."
Sheyan rolled his eyes and said:
"Be careful if you eat until you have convulsions and vomiting tomorrow."
Jin Mine said disdainfully:
"Free is the most beautiful word, there is no one... Ah, sir, your barbecue tastes really great, tsk tsk, gosh, I bet you don't know that the smell of oil dripping from the barbecue is...
Great, it would be a huge waste to let it drip into the fire and burn - I don't think you would mind if I use a plate to catch some oil."
Mogansha smiled, his teeth looking particularly white against his dark skin:
"It's my pleasure."
Driven by the word "free", Mr. Goblin Gold Mine's appetite became surprisingly good. Mogansha then dragged a half-dead hydralisk over and disembowelled it. The two bitches were eager
Discussing which part of the Zerg meat has the best quality, they were cutting and grilling it. While Mogansha was serving the gold mine well, this seemingly honest guy also showed his true colors:
"Well, dear Mr. Gold Mine, I heard that you seem to be very good at mixing some medicines."
Jin Kuang was burping drunkenly and lying comfortably on the sand dune. After hearing Mo Gansha's words, he immediately covered his waist tightly and said vigilantly:
"what you up to?"
Mogansha said with a very honest smile:
"I just want to buy some poison that is suitable for me. Well... given our friendship, can I get a 20% discount?"
As soon as he heard about the business, Gold Mine immediately perked up and said with a wicked smile:
"Okay, okay... By the way, what do you use? A gun, right?"
As he spoke, he magically took out a small and shabby test bench from behind, complete with test tubes, alcohol lamps, crucibles, etc., and then began to hurriedly prepare the ingredients. It looked like he was going to perform live. Fang Senyan
I have never seen this guy do such a thing, and I was watching curiously from the side. Suddenly, when the gold mine shook the narrow-necked pot-bellied bottle, the bottle exploded with a loud bang, scattering all over the body.
There was even white smoke coming out!
Sheyan was shocked. This old Goblin Gold Mine was a great talent. If he was poisoned and died here, his losses would be great. When he saw the Gold Mine, his face turned pale. Oh, no, it was green and crumbling.
He hurriedly rushed to help him, but saw that the poor Mr. Gold Mine had tears in his eyes, and the green wrinkles on his face were piling up, and he said sadly:
"Another bottle exploded, oh my God! This has to be paid for again."
Sheyan was about to ask about the injury urgently, but after hearing his extremely painful confession, he could hardly catch his breath. His vision went dark and he immediately fell down. However, Jin Kuang wiped away his tears and said curiously:
"Master, have you been picking up too many girls? Why are your legs suddenly weak?"
"Nima..."
Next, Mr. Goblin Gold Mine performed live mixing again, and this time it was successful. It mixed out a small bottle of white thick liquid, and shook its head with satisfaction, but then it instinctively took out a full bottle.
He was holding a large plastic bucket of clear water and planned to pour the small bottle of liquid into the clear water. Fang Senyan looked at it and sighed in his heart, no wonder there is only a 5% chance of being poisoned successfully. It turns out that this bitch is simply mixing water with black voodoo, and
It's not black voodoo mixed with water.
But just when Mr. Gold Mine was about to start counterfeiting, he suddenly heard a heavy cough from the side. When he looked back, he found Mogansha squatting next to him, looking at him with bright eyes. It was the gold mine.
He was so thick-skinned that he could only laugh and said:
"Ahem, I'm used to this, and I forgot that we are all so familiar... By the way, are you satisfied with my new product?"
The properties of this medicinal powder immediately appeared in front of Mogansha:
Black Voodoo (modified): This is a poison specially improved by Mr. Goblin Gold Mine. After applying the prepared black voodoo to a long-range weapon, every time it successfully damages the enemy, there is a 15% chance of
The enemy inflicts poisonous damage that lasts for 15 seconds and occurs every three seconds. The total damage is 10~20 points. (Depending on the enemy's resistance)
Tips: The application success rate is 99%, and it lasts 30 minutes after application.
Warning: Every tick of Black Voodoo's damage may result in a critical hit!
Mogansha immediately asked straightforwardly:
"How much?"
Gold Mine said boldly:
"Just give me two thousand general points."
Sheyan was stunned, this guy didn't look like this kind of person anyway, but Mogansha immediately made the transaction without hesitation after hearing this... Ten minutes later, Mogansha, who was holding his head, screamed in extreme pain.
The sound echoed across the desert!
"Sailor! Sailor!!! Why does your damn servant actually collect taxes when doing transactions? Oh my god, look at what this is, personal income tax, stamp duty, and fucking youth loss fee,
Couldn't your servant just make a damn medicine and lose his youth?"
Sheyan held back his laughter and said:
"Okay, okay, you'll get used to it."
Mogansha said painfully:
"Your servant is not a goblin! He is a devil in goblin skin... Oh my God, my savings!"
Sheyan spread his hands and said helplessly:
"Don't look at me, I'm not good at all. You should know how arrogant the summons of Phil and Fanu are in the Symbiosis Society. I am not a simple servant. It can only be said that I have gone from bad to worse.
Nothing less. I just want to avoid being extorted and exploited by him. I don’t want this guy to spit out the money he made.”
Mogansha knew that what Fang Senyan was telling the truth, so he hid aside with tears in his eyes and drew circles. After the two of them thought about it, they decided to rest here before moving forward. It was originally planned that Fang Sheyan would warn Mogan first
Sha was resting, but after a while, Mogansha was seen stumbling out, clutching his stomach with a blue face, and rushed to the back of the sand dune. Then there was an earth-shattering sound of booming, booming, and then he rubbed his face with a bitter look.
His stomach slowly came back. Unfortunately, such a scene would happen every ten minutes... So he could only let Sheyan rest first.
After Sheyan woke up after sleeping for two or three hours, he was surprised to find that Mogansha was half-dead, leaning on the rock and panting. There was a sour smell all over his body. What was even more funny was that he was investigating his condition through the nightmare mark.
When I read it, I discovered that there were a few more instructions on it:
Health status: deteriorating.
Obtained diseases: diarrhea. The reason is eating half-cooked exotic animal meat, which caused unknown bacteria to multiply in large numbers.
Disease effects: All attributes are reduced by 15% before recovery, the maximum health value is reduced by 20%, and the hit rate is reduced by 50%.
Disease process: worsening stage
Sheyan was really angry and funny when he saw it. He had never been sick since he became a contractor and had his body digitized. Even the mild rhinitis he had when he was a sailor was cured. He didn't expect it to happen.
The unfortunate thing happened that he got sick. He went to take a sneak peek at the gold mine hidden not far away. Sure enough, the Husse guy who ate all the free food was even more seriously ill. His face was pale and he was panting. Of course, he was not ready yet.
The smell is overwhelming even if you get close.
In desperation, Sheyan hurriedly checked the electronic holographic map and found that there was a human base called "Deadly Helmet" about two hundred kilometers away from here. After he made the scorching mouthpart, his reputation among all human forces increased.
At 1000 o'clock, at least he wouldn't be shot to death or bombarded to death by cannons, so he took these two unlucky guys and started the old air-cushion motorcycle and drove in that direction.
After driving for nearly a hundred kilometers, Fang Sheyan heard intermittent gunshots in the distance and the unique roar of the siege tank after it was set up. He followed the sound and drove over, and saw in the distance
Thick black smoke rose up, and a human convoy was leaning against a rocky hill to resist the tidal wave of Zerg attacks.
These Zerg races are all the lowest-level velociraptors. They obviously rely on the high mobility of a single velociraptor unit to catch up from behind, but there are also several leaders who are at least two or three times larger in size.
Its limbs have grown sharp legs, its eyes are red, and a few drops of viscous liquid will drip from the corners of its mouth from time to time. Its teeth and claws are extremely sharp, and it can easily tear apart the Zerg armor at a glance.
This human convoy also looks very elite. Not only does it have nearly a hundred strong and round-waisted machine gunners wearing combat armor to build three temporary positions, but it also has five or six Vulture hover tanks patrolling and escorting the surroundings.
There are three heavy siege tanks at the rear. In addition, even the civilian vehicles they carry are similar to armored vehicles. They look very solid and are pushed to the front to serve as bunkers.
Mogansha gasped and watched for a while in the back seat and said:
"The situation of mankind seems to be bad."
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