Jike's penis is as flexible as rubber and can be stretched or shortened at will, just like a basketball or football. It has strong defense against blunt force damage, but is very afraid of pokes and stabs.
Under Fang Senyan's +7 West's slashing attack, he inserted the knife and then passed it by with force, easily cutting off his left leg!
After the knife was wiped horizontally, a large amount of yellow-green liquid sprayed out from the end of Jike's broken leg, and it was very violent and crazy!
If we want to compare that situation, it is like a high-pressure faucet that is spraying water on a fire truck. After being cut into two parts, the liquid sprays violently everywhere, and the two severed parts twist violently on the ground.
, convulsions.
Although Jike's body flexibility is quite good, it is impossible for him to have nothing to do after breaking a leg. He immediately lost his balance of center of gravity, staggered and almost fell down.
Fang Senyan immediately grabbed an old guitar and threw it at Jack's head. Suddenly, the chords on the old guitar made a ding-dong-dang sound and broke into several pieces. Jack's chin was also hit.
, although the whole person was in a forward falling state, his head was raised.
Sheyan suddenly rushed forward and hit the guy's head hard from top to bottom with his elbow, pressing him down with great force. Then, without giving him any chance, he pulled out his ambition with his backhand and hit him.
Aim and shoot him in the head!
There was a loud bang, and the light blue smoke of the gunpowder swirled around. Although the smell was quite choking, Sheyan had an indescribable feeling of intimacy. After Jack was hit by this shot, his head immediately felt like
It exploded like a balloon and splashed into Sheyan's face.
What was strange was that the liquid and secretions after the explosion had an indescribable sweet smell, and it was not as disgusting as Fang Sheyan had imagined.
Jike, who had been brutally shot in the head, was stunned for a while. After a while, the cross section of his neck squirmed strangely for a while, and then a fist-sized sarcoma-like object actually grew out.
The "sarcoma" grew rapidly after being exposed to the air. Finally, like a bud growing into a big tree, it successfully grew a head again. This new head was exactly the same as Jike's old head, except that it was wet.
It felt like a lot of glue had been poured on it.
Sheyan put the muzzle of his gun to his head and said calmly:
"Mr. Jack, I know that being shot in the head hurts and that regrowing another head consumes energy, so don't give me a reason to pull the trigger."
Jike panted heavily, grinned, moved the muscles on his face, and shouted angrily:
"I really don't have any imported goods here (referring to weapons imported from alien planets)! Because we were notified last night that a group of outsiders full of bloody aura will arrive on Earth, so I'm not here
Within twenty-four hours, I made several big deals in a row and wiped out the inventory that had been accumulated for three years. Damn it, why don’t I keep a handful for myself?”
"I got the notice last night..." Fang Sheyan mused: "It seems that someone triggered the relevant hidden tasks in this world last night, which triggered the subsequent plot, so we also suffered, and the difficulty increased! So just now
The idiot killed by the Zerg aliens was the first victim?"
"What the hell! Don't you believe I don't have that thing anymore??? If I did, I would take it out, point it at your head and pull the trigger, you rancid native protein, filthy bastard
Nucleic acid, let me go quickly, I am a legal taxpayer who has been duly registered with the Space Administration and pays taxes on time."
Mr. Jack roared angrily, and he struggled violently, his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes from anger.
Sheyan turned his head and frowned:
"How can I calm him down?"
The gold mine being consulted immediately said with great interest:
"It's very simple! Just plug his mouth first..."
Sheyan immediately grabbed a towel and stuffed it into it.
"Then take off his clothes."
Sheyan pulled off Mr. Jack's clothes with one stroke. Under the clothes, the naked body was no different from other Americans. Although he was thin, he still had chest hair, and there were one or two that were almost too light to be seen.
Tattoo.
"Then take off his pants."
"...Now is not the time to play!" Sheyan roared depressedly.
"I'm not playing with you!" Jin Kuang also smiled evilly:
Sheyan: "...Okay, I'll take it off!"
Mr. Jack roared angrily again. This is also the normal reaction of 99% of men after having their pants taken off by someone of the same sex. Sheyan could hardly hold him down, so he simply aimed at his head and shot him again.
.So the world became quiet before Mr. Jack's head grew again.
"What to do now?" Sheyan fiercely wiped the green liquid on his face.
Goldmine shrugged:
"Reach out your hand and hold his penis."
Fang Senyan: "………….Nice! x!"
Then he laughed angrily and said, "Am I going to masturbate for him next?"
Jin Mine sighed, then stepped forward, grabbed the thing that Mr. Jack used to urinate, and pulled it up hard. Fang Senyan was shocked. It turned out that under Jin Mine's action, Mr. Jack
It was as if the belly had been opened by a zipper, revealing the contents inside.
There were no bloody internal organs in the stomach, but a large piece of crystal-like stuff. The large piece of "crystal" was like people's "three rooms and one living room", forming quite a few partitions, a fist-sized
The alien stretched out two long tentacles and looked over. The two eyes on the tentacles stared at him angrily. The body of the unlucky Mr. Jack looked no different from a French snail with its shell removed.
Sheyan flicked the transparent "crystal" with his fingers, laughed and said:
"Dear Mr. Jack, if I say anything now, you must do it immediately. Otherwise, something very tragic may happen."
Mr. Jack intertwined his two tentacles together, and then made a baseball swing towards Sheyan, full of contempt.
Sheyan sighed, and then snapped his fingers at the gold mine that was already ready to try...
About half an hour later, Mr. Jack’s panicked face appeared on the surveillance video of the Men in Black headquarters:
"I want to apply for support number iii! Repeat, I want to apply for support number iii!"
The attendant yawned lazily. The so-called support number iii was similar to trivial matters such as car accidents in the real world. Neighbor quarrels and other trivial matters, even 110 did not want to go. It was just that Jike was so bad.
The panicked voices kept circling like a nightmare, and the attendant said impatiently:
"I understand, please state the reason."
Mr. Jack said with a sad face:
"A young man just rushed into my shop and asked me to put all the valuables and banknotes into the pockets he brought. Because my business has been very sluggish recently, he was disappointed. He, he
He shot me in the head... and then the process of my head growing made him faint."
The attendant said impatiently:
"So has he been subdued by you now?".
Mr. Jack said bitterly:
"He has been tied to the chair next to me now, and it looks like he won't wake up in a short time."
The attendant yawned and directly marked the vith category incident on the table next to it, which represented the lightest contact incident.
"Mr. Jack, if you can send him to our headquarters..."
"I don't have time! I've heard enough of your verbal thanks,"
"Very good, then in twenty minutes at most, our black agent Mr. G will serve you, and the memory of the robber who shot you in the head will be erased.
And he was sentenced to seventeen years in federal prison for attempted murder without the possibility of commutation or bail. Here is operator No. 6 to serve you. If you are satisfied with my service, please press the 1+pound key.
, if you have any questions about my service or want to make a complaint, please also press the 1+pound key..."
Listening to this monotonous voice coming from the phone receiver, Mr. Jack looked at Sheyan with hatred:
"If I didn't have any good feelings towards the men in black, I would never have made this call, absolutely!"
Sheyan flicked him away with one finger, turned to the gold mine and said:
"What do you think about what I should do next?"
The gold mine took out a broken fly swatter, and simply held down Mr. Jack who was crawling and trying to escape, and said seriously:
"You have to think clearly, this is the world of men in black. If you take action against Mr. G, the man in black agent, it may very well mean provoking the order that supports this world! It's as if you are
In the world of killing, the killing of ordinary people and the killing of police officers are definitely taken differently by sentinels. The former will be classified as the internal contradictions of the people, while the latter may be the target of severe attack against anti-social and anti-regime forces!"
Sheyan was silent for a while before saying:
"I know everything you said, but I know one thing better! If I don't take action against Mr. G, then the mission to challenge the extreme value is almost doomed to fail, and failure is a big deal for me who still has to complete the bloody world challenge.
, that is death!”
"If I deal with him, then at least I have a 50% chance of passing the extreme challenge. Even though I will be wanted by the entire New York and even the United States for this, I still have a glimmer of hope! This damn world!
!I have no choice at all!”
When it came to the last paragraph, Sheyan was already gritting his teeth!
But Jin Mine smiled evilly and clapped:
"Not bad, not bad, very exciting. Now that you have set your goal, don't hesitate and go for it!"
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