Corporal Benjamin felt that he was really unlucky.
"Why is it that when we finally get to the battlefield, all the accompanying goddesses are Indians!"
Benjamin's complaint immediately aroused laughter from his top soldiers - the most embarrassing thing about the rank of corporal is that you are obviously a non-commissioned officer, but no one treats you as an officer.
"It's still 'accompanying'. We are obviously accompanying those young ladies."
"That's right, don't look down on others just because their skin is darker. Shen Ji, she is another creature that is a head above us ordinary people."
"So, don't those big shots who marry the goddesses be engaging in 'inter-species mating'?"
"What's that, that super trendy-looking word?"
"It's fashionable there. My hometown has been doing this kind of thing for a long time, like mating horses and donkeys to make mules..."
"Isn't he just a bastard!"
The jokes made by his men made Corporal Benjamin very helpless. He turned around to confirm the position of the chief of staff. He couldn't let the ferocious fat man hear those words just now, otherwise he would suffer.
Fortunately, the chief clerk was sitting on a baggage carriage far away at this time, taking a nap leisurely.
Corporal Benjamin breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, Sergeant Fleming, who was walking behind the group of people, suddenly spoke: "Hey, have you heard? The ladies of the Shenji Regiment have changed to new armor. When they fly, they will look like farts.
The same popping noise."
"I've heard it, I've heard it, and before taking off, you have to pour some kerosene for lamps into it. After you take off, black smoke will come out. The smell of the smoke is really bad. It smells like the cotton used by women.
The same thing."
As soon as Big Willy, the most glib-tongued one, finished speaking, there was a chorus of "Oh, that's terrible" sighs in the queue, and some people said, "I will never masturbate with those ladies again."
"I heard," Fleming continued enthusiastically, "those new armors need to be lubricated, so they have to apply lard on them. You have to apply a bucket of lard at a time."
"Oh my god, those ladies must smell like pigs in bed!"
As he spoke, Big Willy imitated a few pig hums, which immediately caused another burst of laughter.
Corporal Benjamin frowned, and this facial expression did not escape the eyes of the privates who spent time with him.
"Hahaha, the corporal is unhappy."
In fact, these bastards are usually pretty nice people, and they won't hesitate to tease and ridicule them only when Benjamin's complex is breaking out.
In this time and space, there is a group of people in Western society who admire those beautiful girls flying in the sky, just like the dead otakus in another time and space pursue akb48.
Many such teenagers chose to join the army and risked their lives on the battlefield in order to exchange for the opportunity to face the beautiful and powerful goddesses. In Britain, where expansionism is prevalent, due to the constant official propaganda, there are particularly many such teenagers. Benjamin is
one of them.
Born in a middle-class family in London, he struggled to get into the sergeant school. This was his first time on the battlefield after graduation, and his first opportunity to "fight side by side" with Shen Ji.
Then, just like this, his expectations were met with unanimous ridicule by the veterans.
Benjamin had almost gotten used to it along the way, but publicly insulting those noble ladies like this was still a bit unacceptable to the young corporal.
"Give up." Big Willie patted the corporal on the shoulder, "You will never be able to defeat those ladies in your life."
"I never wanted to sleep with them!"
Benjamin was a little out of control, but just when he was about to get angry, someone in the team pointed to the horizon and shouted: "Look, what is that?"
Benjamin subconsciously followed the man's finger and looked over, and an orange-red firework bloomed in the blue sky...
"Explosion?" Sergeant Fleming said everyone's inner speculation.
"There will be an explosion in the sky, so that means...the goddesses are going to war?"
"No," Benjamin shook his head, "the goddesses don't use explosive weapons, so it must be..."
Benjamin stopped because he suddenly thought of the rumor Fleming had just mentioned.
The new armor is powered by fossil fuels.
At the moment when Benjamin tried his best to deny the suspicion that was gradually forming in his heart, a second orange-red firework bloomed in the distant sky.
"That's right, it's fighting."
Before Fleming could finish his words, the roar of the messenger came from behind the queue: "Everyone disperse! The Shenji Regiment encounters the enemy, all disperse and reload ammunition for use against Shenji!"
The ordering soldiers shouted as they galloped through the queue and rushed to the front.
The veterans were very experienced, and before Benjamin could react, they were already running towards the nearest bumpkin. Big Willy even reached out and grabbed Benjamin's arm, pulling him to run with him.
At this moment, a flying object passed over the queue.
Benjamin had seen that thing in a pictorial. It was a Chinese one-man guided aircraft, apparently called a cloud-walker.
The aircraft was using "some kind of equipment" to shout to Benjamin and the others, and the English was very non-standard.
"Federal Navy Minister Lin Youde has signed an extermination order. We will use weapons of mass destruction to kill indiscriminately. We recommend that everyone start running for their lives. Repeat, Federal Navy Minister Lin Youde has signed an extermination order. We will use weapons of mass destruction to kill indiscriminately."
Killing, I suggest you start running away immediately..."
The small aircraft just repeated incomprehensible words at a very high volume while circling around the scattered British troops. It did not leave until the British commander ordered the anti-aircraft machine guns to fire.
At the same time, the battlefield in the sky gradually approached the place where Benjamin and the others dispersed.
We can finally see the scene of those noble girls fighting - at the moment Benjamin thought this, a dark-skinned British goddess fell from the sky dragging thick smoke and fell into a meadow not far from Benjamin.
.
"We are going to rescue her!" Benjamin shouted, jumped up from behind the small mound, ran a few steps towards the meadow, and the explosion occurred.
Hot wind swept over Benjamin's cheek, and sharp metal pieces scratched his shoulder. But none of these could stop him, and he rushed into the meadow that was already ablaze.
I saw that the entire lower body of the Indian goddess had been blown away, and her intestines were leaking all over the floor.
Benjamin was deeply shocked by this scene.
It shouldn't be like this, he thought. The battle between the goddesses should be elegant and full of beauty. Even if they die in battle, it should be even more... He doesn't know how to describe the kind of "death in battle" he imagined.
feeling, but he was extremely sure that it shouldn't be like this.
The ugly appearance of death, the smell of burnt air, all of this is disgusting. In addition to disgusting, this scene is simply disgusting.
"This is wrong." Benjamin murmured like this, raising his head and looking at the sky where this goddess once flew...
He happened to see the black object rushing towards the ground.
The object split into several parts in the air and, by some mechanism, was scattered in an elongated oval area.
"It's a bomb!" someone shouted, "Get down!"
At this moment, an explosion occurred above everyone's heads.
It looked like just a series of harmless fireworks going off.
Everyone was stunned.
"Hahaha," someone laughed, "one dumb bomb is nothing, so many are..."
The man's words were swallowed up by pure white light.
At the moment when the light flooded his field of vision, Corporal Benjamin saw his late grandmother, and she smiled kindly at him. He held his grandmother's hand and flew upwards, to a world without war or suffering.
went.
**
"Detonation confirmed."
While the lookout officer was reporting, Lin Youde took off his sunglasses, turned to the officers gathered on the bridge and said: "Gentlemen, we have just won a decisive victory in the Tibet Campaign. From now on, no one will dare to treat the Federation lightly.
The battle begins. Next, shout to the Gurkha transport ship, saying that the supply team has been destroyed, and there is no need for them to continue to increase casualties. At the same time, recall Josephine and replenish her ammunition and oxygen."
"Sir," the battleship's logistics officer said, "our oxygen reserves can only be refilled twice. There is really no way to cope with the consumption of battle with our ship's oxygen generation equipment..."
"Don't worry, Indians don't know this."
Lin Youde said confidently.
Sure enough, fifteen minutes later, the Gurkhas chose to retreat, but Lin Youde did not order a pursuit.