18 Beautiful Rivers and Mountains with Colorful Peaks and Ridges
After entering the Hong Kong Police Station, Lin Youde's first thought was: Oh, it looks like the police station in Jackie Chan's "Plan A".
But soon Lin Youde could no longer relax.
He originally thought that this matter could be easily settled with money, but he didn't know that the patrols found two corpses at the scene - Lin Youde's three-shot blind cat found a dead mouse and actually killed one. In addition to the two corpses, the patrols
They also found a disheveled Nordic girl who had "passed out" in Lin Youde's car. The patrolmen on duty at night felt that the matter was of great importance and refused to let go, insisting on waiting for high-ranking officials to arrive.
And the senior officials were attending a dance at the Governor's place just now, so how could they be free to come over?
So Lin Youde and Chen Haihui had to squat in the police station until tomorrow morning. Lin Youde handed his pass to his maid - Hong Kong has implemented a curfew policy against Chinese people for nearly 60 years. Without this pass, Chinese people can't sleep at night.
Going out on the street means going to jail. Lin Youde ordered the maid to take Catalina, who was still sleeping soundly and unaware of anything, back to the inn, and then contacted Xie Zanye and asked him to bring a few respectable acquaintances to help out tomorrow.
Lin Youde's maids are all well-trained. Maid No. 3 was able to calmly observe the location of the attacker's ambush during the gun battle just now, and went around to the back of the carriage to cover her master's escape. Now there will be no problem in telling him these things.
After the maid took the order and left, Lin Youde shook his head, thinking that his time travel was well worth it. In the last time and space, he was 100% a good citizen. However, after almost a year of time travel, he had killed people and was squatting.
, the civilian girl also robbed it, but she almost didn’t set it on fire. Then find an opportunity to set something on fire...
After being led into the cell by the Indian auxiliary police officer who was very good at dancing, Lin Youde was stupefied by the stench that hit his face. Chen Haihui, who was following him, also covered his nose and muttered: "This is a human residence."
A place?”
"What does this brother mean, these brothers are not human beings?" A gloomy voice with a gangster's unique ruffian tone came from the depths of the cell, followed by a group of burly men emerging from the darkness like magic.
Got out of it.
The leader's face resembled that of Billy Herrington, and his bulging muscles were exposed under his tattered shirt. He took two steps forward and stared at Lin Youde with his chest. The strong "masculine smell" on his body made Lin Youde frown.
"Oh, I'm pretty fair, brothers. I haven't seen a woman for a long time, so I'll take care of you two."
When Lin Youde heard this, his anus tightened and he broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, the cell door suddenly opened. The light of the lantern dispersed the darkness in the cell, and by the way, the strong men whose eyes had not seen light for a long time were forced back several times.
step.
"Who is Lin Youde?"
Lin Youde squinted his eyes and looked outside the cell door against the light, vaguely seeing long golden hair.
"What a pity." Lin Youde turned around, and with a smile, he reached out and patted the arrogant man on the face. "It seems that you can only continue to use your right hands to satisfy your desires. Brother, I want to hug the foreign girl."
Already."
Looking at the twisted face of the strong man, Lin Youde felt extremely happy. He deliberately pinched his nose with big movements and complained loudly: "It stinks so bad. The patrols won't give you bastards a bath, otherwise you will...
These things should rot into sea cucumbers."
After Lin Youde made a gesture with Chen Haihui, he walked out of the cell door and said in English to Josephine who was waiting outside: "Oh, my angel, it's so good to see you."
After saying that, Lin Youde gave Josephine a warm hug.
After he walked out of the cell door, Chen Haihui took out a dozen Mexican eagles wrapped in paper and threw them to the Indian auxiliary police guarding the door with a lantern. He said in English: "Our boss said, give these prisoners a bath."
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After saying that, he flicked the hem of his suit and left in a dog-legged manner.
I don’t know if the Indian understood it, but he nodded anyway. As soon as Chen Haihui left the cell door, he closed the door and left with the light. No one spoke for a long time in the dark cell again, and finally someone muttered with extreme resentment.
He said: "Sooner or later, these fake foreign devils and these guys who pretend to be powerful will make them look good."
Before the words could even be finished, another one spoke up: "Come on, Scary Seven, I don't know who was running around for the foreign devils and arrogating in front of the fellow workers at the dock. In the end, he suffered a loss and was found out. He was whipped thirty times and thrown away.
by the road.".
**
After taking the gun and other things that were kept at the police station, Lin Youde went out and got into Josephine's exquisite little carriage. Chen Haihui, with the consciousness of being a younger brother, ran to the coachman in front to catch the wind.
"Although I have already said it once, thank you very much, Miss Xiafei."
Just now, Lin Youde took the opportunity to eat a handful of tofu in front of the prison door, but now he showed off his gentlemanly manner and politely thanked Josephine.
"Don't Chinese people pay attention to etiquette? This is a gift in return for Mr. Lin who invited me to dance tonight." Josephine didn't seem to feel that she was being taken advantage of at all, "I was returning to Stonecutters Island for a temporary camp.
, heard the gunfire, so I turned to the police station to take a look. After all, it is the duty of a knight to fight violence and keep peace - no matter where you are. Then I learned that it was Mr. Lin and you were attacked, so I called the Indochina Expedition Group
My long identity guarantees your innocence."
"Oh, that's how it is."
While Lin Youde was thinking about what to say, Josephine spoke again: "Mr. Lin, I saw the body of the attacker. He was obviously from the Qing Dynasty. Among his belongings were official documents that can only be circulated in mainland China."
Banknotes. No bank in Hong Kong will cash such banknotes. I think they are probably secret agents of the Qing Empire. Mr. Lin, why did the field agents of the Qing Empire come to attack you? You are a revolutionary
Party?"
Lin Youde was stunned for a moment, and Josephine saw this.
"Mr. Lin, you don't have to worry, our Knights of Saint Laurent have a glorious tradition. During the Revolution of 1790, we stood on the side of the people. The current Qing Empire is very similar to France before the Revolution, and the upper-level institutions of the country are corrupt.
The failure of foreign wars caused serious financial difficulties for the government, which could only be passed on to the people. Enlightened new ideas impacted the old ideological system. Although the French government and the current top brass of the Knights do not think so, I personally think that the Qing Dynasty
The imperial rule will end within ten to twenty years, and China will probably become an Eastern Napoleonic Empire."
Lin Youde looked at Josephine in surprise. There was only one light in the carriage. In the dim light, the face of the French-Spanish beautiful girl was as dignified and sacred as an ancient Greek statue, although the light made the ravine on her chest even more serious.
It was profound and alluring, but Lin Youde couldn't take his eyes away from the girl's profile.
Sure enough, girls who don't take advantage of their own golden fingers are fierce and cute girls.
Josephine didn't notice Lin Youde's gaze at all, and just said to herself: "The collapse of the Qing Dynasty will inevitably plunge China into civil war, which means that China will eventually be unified in the hands of the most powerful military strategist. He will
To lead an empire ten times larger than France to launch the great conquest of his dreams."
...Lin Youde couldn't help but sigh. This girl was quite accurate in the first half, but she missed the mark later. France's national structure is relatively simple, so Napoleon's bombs can suppress the chaotic forces in the country in such a short period of time. China is so big,
Not to mention the complex ethnic composition, even if they are all Han Chinese, they still have a strong sense of locality. Do you think it is a joke to have countries with different pronunciations? Unifying China is not easy.
The fact is that China's civil war lasted all the way until 1949. It missed the opportunity of World War I when the European powers had no time to look around, and missed the opportunity of World War II when the world was reshuffled. In the end, it could only be caught between the two powers and shrink in development. By 2000
It was only after 2000 that he gradually gained the financial resources to challenge the two strong ones.
But now that Lin Youde is a time traveler, everything may be different.
"If the conqueror really appears, what are you going to do, Miss Josephine? The Vietnam you are guarding is likely to be the conqueror's first target." Lin Youde asked in a joking tone.
This made Josephine frown slightly in displeasure, but the well-educated lady knight still replied seriously: "As a human being, as long as you are still active in society, you will have a stance. My stance requires me to fight against it with all my strength.
This future conqueror is loyal to my country."
"That's it," Lin Youde curled his lips and said with a smile, "I thought Miss Josephine would marry the conqueror. You see, Emperor Napoleon's first queen was also named Josephine, wasn't she?"
Lin Youde's ridicule finally made Josephine angry. The girl glared at Lin Youde, but Lin Youde didn't take it seriously - he also thought that beautiful girls looked so charming even when they glared at people...
Lin Youde kept his playful smile and continued: "Since Miss Josephine has shared her views on the domestic situation in our country, I will also share my views on the European situation."
Immediately afterwards, Lin Youde presented to Josephine the theory that there would be a war in Europe within more than ten years that he had already presented to many people. While he was talking loudly, the girl's expression gradually changed from the initial indifference.
Be solemn and thoughtful.
After Lin Youde finished speaking, Josephine was silent for a long time. The carriage was so quiet that only the crisp sound of horse hooves hitting the stone floor could be heard.
Finally, the girl sighed.
"So, the European war is inevitable. Although I don't want to believe that my homeland will soon be involved in the war, I must admit that Mr. Lin, what you said makes sense. I have also read Mr. Marx and Engels
Many of your theories are similar to their claims, but your theories are obviously more convincing, and I have never heard that these two gentlemen have said that Europe is about to become a battlefield."
Nonsense, it is true that Marx and Eng are both top contemporary thinkers, but Lin Youde's theory is the product of Marx and Eng's theory developed by countless people in later generations who are as awesome as Marx and Eng. It is of course more convincing, and it is more persuasive to the current world.
The analysis of the situation was just an afterthought by later historians. Lin Youde, a time traveler, moved from the back of the horse to the front of the horse. Naturally, he was far-sighted.
Josephine didn't know this. She really regarded this as Lin Youde's foresight. The way she looked at Lin Youde now was different from before.
What is this called? Yes, knowledge is power, and it is not ambiguous when it comes to picking up girls!
There is beauty like jade in the book, and the ancients never deceived Lin Youde.
Lin Youde had never felt as much as he did now that it was great to study liberal arts in college. The two old men who taught historical dialectics and Mao and Deng San were so kind and cute. The grudge they had for making Lin Youde fail was instantly wiped away.
Having said that, Lin Youde, who is so familiar with Marx and Engels' theory, loves history so much, and is familiar with Taizu's collected works, actually mentioned Mao and Deng San. There must be something wrong in this.
Lin Youde waved away those "memories of past lives" that suddenly popped up, looked at Josephine's face, and said seriously: "When the European powers begin to fight, our opportunity will come."
"You mean, the Revolutionary Party?"
"No," Lin Youde shook his head and replied word by word, "I mean the Chinese. The opportunity for us Chinese will come. At that time we will reorganize our country and clean up those cancers and pests.
Then drive away the bandits who have been breaking into our homes for the past hundred years."
Josephine's face looked a little ugly for a moment. She stared at Lin Youde's face for a long time, and finally shook her head: "I think if we were from the same country, we should become best friends."
"It's a pity that from the moment the French army threw their torches at the Old Summer Palace, we were already enemies."
"This is really a very unfortunate thing."
At this time, Chen Haihui opened the small window in front of the carriage and reported to the two of them: "We have arrived at the inn where we are staying."
"Goodbye, beautiful French lady." Lin Youla took Josephine's hand and kissed the back of her hand gently. The cool and smooth touch of the girl's skin remained on his lips for a long time.
Josephine looked at Lin Youde who had completely bypassed all the etiquette before kissing the hand. She was not angry, but replied with a mixture of regret and sentimentality: "Goodbye, brave and wise Mr. China."
Lin Youde nodded to her, opened the car door and jumped out.
**
"How's the progress?" As soon as Lin Youde got out of the car, Chen Haihui immediately came up to him and asked with concern, "Did you kiss?"
"No, I just kissed her hand. Besides, I told her that anyone who offends my strong man will be punished no matter how far away he is."
"Are you stupid? Wait until you seduce her before telling her. Stupid! Women, once they fall in love, they will become blind. Many virtuous and wise women have this Achilles' heel. Tell her after you seduce her.
, maybe she will help us attack our own country! Aren’t you just throwing away the meat you got?"
Lin Youde waved his hands and didn't take Chen Haihui's words seriously. That rash move just now may have indeed cost him the chance to put that beautiful mixed-race girl into bed, but for some reason, the pervert Lin Youde was in a particularly good mood at this time.
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He even couldn't help but start humming a song: "After sleeping for a hundred years, the Chinese people are gradually waking up."
"What?"
Chen Haihui didn't hear clearly for a moment and asked with a frown on his face.
"Song, the song I composed is very good, listen to it."
After speaking, Lin Youde raised his voice slightly and sang Luo Wen's popular old Cantonese version of "Huo Yuanjia".
——Open your eyes and look carefully to see who wants to be a prisoner. Because of shrinking and forbearance, people's arrogance grows day by day.
"Hey, don't tell me," Chen Haihui touched his chin, "Does it sound good?"
Lin Youde replied: "That's right, the good news is yet to come." After that, he hummed and walked into the inn door.
——Open your mouth and scream loudly, the whole country is under attack. It has always been said that if bandits want to invade, they will eventually die.
"The whole country is in arms and so on, but it's not like this yet?"
"It's going to be like that."
——The Great Wall will never fall down, the Yellow River is surging for thousands of miles, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful with colorful peaks and peaks. Ask me how our country is like a disease.
"Okay!" Chen Haihui caught up a few steps and patted Lin Youde on the shoulder, "Don't hum just to yourself, come here and teach me how to sing."
"Okay, you listen to me and start from the beginning."
The two of them walked up the stairs of the inn singing in harmony.
At this time, the angry waiter came out from the next room and lifted the curtain. He stood at the bottom of the stairs and glanced up. He confirmed that it was Mr. Chen who had lived here for a month and Mr. Chen who was welcoming him today.
After the distinguished guest came back, he yawned and turned back to the house. When he raised the door curtain, he hummed a few tunes for some reason, and it was the tune that Lin Youde had just sung!
"This song is interesting," the waiter murmured after singing, "It's singing with great vigor, I'll learn a few lines tomorrow."
**
After all the fuss the night before, Lin Youde didn't go to bed until about four in the morning, and slept until the afternoon of the next day.
After getting up, Chen Haihui told him that Xie Zanye was already waiting for him in the private room of the restaurant downstairs. Lin Youde quickly freshened up and went down.
As soon as they met Xie Zanye, he stood up, bowed to Lin Youde and said, "Brother Lin, you are really extraordinary. All the Chinese in Hong Kong know what you did last night. You can be said to be an instant hit in Hong Kong."
At this time, Chen Haihui came up and said in Lin Youde's ear: "He Shengtang sent someone to send condolences and gifts this morning. The gift card that came with it invited us to get together at Zuichun Tower tomorrow."
Lin Youde nodded. It seemed that the effects of the shots last night were much more effective than those at the dance. As expected, the barrel of a gun was the most reliable.
Lin Youde nodded, but on the surface he still wanted to be modest: "No, no, I just killed a few thieves."
"However, you were finally bailed out by the military commander of French Indochina." Xie Zanye was about the same grade as Lin Youde at this time. Young people are more or less interested in this kind of topic, and he was not exempt from it. "I heard that this
The beauty of the leader of the expedition team was the most beautiful at last night's dance."
Lin Youde could only respond with a few "hahaha" laughs.
After the teasing, Xie Zanye coughed a few times and put on a serious face, seemingly getting down to business.
"The person who attacked Brother Lin yesterday has been identified. He is a secret agent under the Governor-General's Office of Guangdong and Guangxi in the Qing Dynasty. We followed these two people to find the spy's stronghold in Hong Kong. We are going to frame them with some crime and then let us control the police.
Go and unplug this spot."
Lin Youde nodded and said nothing.
Xie Zanye took a sip of water and continued: "In addition, the shooting also alarmed the Honolulu faction in Hong Kong. They contacted me today to ask for their ferry tickets and other written certificates, and are preparing to leave as soon as possible."
Lin Youde frowned and said, "You didn't ask them about Xia Fanglan?"
Xie Zanye smiled like "I knew you would say that" and pointed behind Lin Youde.
"You are virtuous!" Following this familiar call, the door to the private room opened, and whoever it was wasn't Xia Fanglan ran out.
"Youde, have you come to revolution with me?"
Lin Youde stood up and said solemnly, "I'm here to take you back."
Xia Fanglan's face was immediately filled with shock. She stopped and froze on the spot.
"Take me back?"
"That's right, your old man Xiasheng threatened not to take you back, so he shaved me and then hung me on the old banyan tree at Jiaochangkou to bask in the sun."
The second half was Lin Youde's nonsense, but no one here would expose him.
"I'm not going back!" To Lin Youde's surprise, Xia Fanglan became hardened.
Lin Youde frowned. He took a step forward and wanted to reach out to pull the girl over. Unexpectedly, the girl took a step back and avoided his hand.
"Be obedient, Fanglan. I will fulfill Tianlin's last wish."
"Liar." Xia Fanglan actually yelled at Lin Youde, "You only think about making money and playing with women all day long!"
Lin Youde was really anxious this time. Only a few people knew about what he secretly helped the Revolutionary Party. Even Chen Haihui only knew the superficial knowledge. He was not prepared to tell Xia Fanglan and let her tell the whole world.
But now there is no other way to refute Xia Fanglan's words. After all, on the surface, Lin Youde does make money and play with women all day long...
Just when Lin Youde wanted to stamp his feet, Xie Zanye extended a helping hand.
"Brother Lin, after this young lady came to Hong Kong, she couldn't wash her clothes, couldn't cook, and couldn't even fold a quilt. The people in Honolulu told me that they really couldn't afford to take care of this young lady, so they sent her away.
It’s been delivered.”
Xie Zanye's words made Xia Fanglan blush and lower her head. She argued unconvincedly: "I... I can always learn it..."
Lin Youde smiled.
"Then wait until you get home and learn these things before you think about revolution."
"I don't!"
Still stubborn?
Lin Youde couldn't help but have a headache. He began to miss the silly and ignorant young lady in the past.
At this moment, Xie Zanye coughed: "Um, Brother Lin, there is something you want me to bring to you from Honolulu. The general idea is that there is a lack of funds for the activities, so..."
Without waiting for Lin Youde's instructions, Chen Haihui threw a roll of Hong Kong gifts and commercial vouchers from foreign companies on the table: "Tell them, we are not prepared for more, that's it. Whether you want it or not is up to them."
Xie Zanye took the gold coupon, nodded roughly, and said, "That's probably enough. Brother Lin is so generous, they will burst into tears with gratitude."
Seeing that she was sold out to "revolutionary comrades", Xia Fanglan's nose was so angry that she was about to have a seizure. Lin Youde gave an instruction to the maid who had been standing by: "Stop her!"
The maid immediately pounced on Xia Fanglan and used joint techniques to buckle Xia Fanglan tightly.
"Then, what to do with this young lady?" Chen Haihui touched his nose, looked at Xia Fanglan who was still struggling in distress, and asked Lin Youde.
"Buy a few kilograms of wine, knock her out, tie her up tightly and put her in a sack, then go to the dock to see if there is a cargo ship arriving in Guangzhou today, bribe the captain, and let No. 3 dress up as a man and follow her on the ship to take care of her."
"Understood." Chen Haihui nodded and asked, "Aren't we going back together?"
"Of course not, the matter is not finished yet."
As a result, Xia Fanglan, the eldest daughter of the Xia family, was sent back to Guangzhou in the name of Potato.