Lin Youde used to be a lolicon, but the instinct left to humans by nature is powerful, so as he grows older, Lin Youde also obeys his instinct and begins to look for partners with excellent breastfeeding abilities in order to give birth to a strong next generation.**
So Lin Youde met a lot of lolita when he came here, but Lin Youde thought they were just a group of cute yellow-haired girls and had never had any evil thoughts.
It was the same now. There was clearly a lolita of Eastern European descent in front of him. Lin Youde was very sure that there was no such little person in the establishment of Linji headquarters. So logically speaking, she should never appear in the corridor of the heavily guarded Linji headquarters.
.And in this time and space, all the unreasonable things that happened are generally related to the goddess. This little girl should be a child from the Russian monastery that she accepted not long ago-it is actually the Russian institution for cultivating the goddess.
Since Lin Youde's self-defense system did not detect hostility, Lin Youde squatted down confidently, approached the little girl and asked, "What's wrong? Are you lost?"
After asking, he remembered that this little girl might not understand English.
At this moment, the little guy spoke in standard English: "You have a strange smell."
Lin Youde turned around and smelled his clothes, but he didn't smell anything.
"this……"
"What is water chestnut cake?"
"ha?"
Lin Youde was shocked by the Chinese words that came out of the little girl's mouth. To be honest, Lin Youde was a little uncomfortable with a standard Chinese word in standard English.
"I want to eat horseshoe cake." The little girl stretched out her hand and grabbed Lin Youde's sleeve, "Take me to eat."
"Huh?" Lin Youde was completely confused about the situation, "What's going on? This is... of course I'll take you to eat, no problem, but..."
At this moment, a large number of people appeared in the corridor behind the little girl. The leader, a Russian girl, saw the little girl and immediately pointed here and shouted, speaking Russian at a very fast speed, not to mention that Lin Youde had not learned it.
Even if you have learned it, you probably won’t be able to understand it.
The little girl threw Lin Youde away with a firm face and was about to rub oil on the soles of her feet, but Lin Youde quickly grabbed the collar and lifted it up. The little girl struggled for a while, then gave up resistance completely and hung on Lin Youde's hand like a cat.
He just stared at Lin Youde with a pair of blue eyes.
Lin Youde was very surprised and asked: "You are the goddess, why don't you use your strength to escape?"
"Because there are no bears."
Xiong, your sister. Are you Annie?
Lin Youde finally understood, this guy is a radio type, and he is asking for trouble if he cares about the logic of her words.
At this time, the Russian girl who seemed to be chasing the little girl ran up to Lin Youde. Lin Youde discovered that behind this group of monastic nuns in black clothes were also followed by Marine Corps soldiers and translators in Chinese tunic suits. The major who led the team "
With a snap, he stood at attention and saluted Lin Youde. This action reminded the mothers, and they seemed to have discovered that the person carrying the little Lolita like a kitten was none other than Lin Youde, their great benefactor.
"What's going on?" Lin Youde asked the major while still holding the cat.
"Report to Mr. Lin," the young officer seemed to be facing Lin Youde directly for the first time, his voice was particularly nervous, "This little guy ran away from the monastery. We are helping the nuns search for her."
At this time, the oldest one among the nuns started mumbling a lot, and the translator started to translate under Lin Youde's gaze: "Although this girl will be an adult in two years, she still behaves like a child, and her body is
There is no growth either. She is a habitual escapee and escapes from the convent several times a month for inexplicable reasons."
"Don't you know how to strengthen the defense of the monastery?"
After the translator translated Lin Youde's words, the old nun helplessly shook her head.
"We don't know how she escaped, so even strengthening our defenses is of no use. This little girl has a very pure bloodline, but we have never been able to successfully let her use her power."
"In other words, she used this unknown power to escape?" Lin Youde said.
The old nun nodded repeatedly before the translation was finished.
Lin Youde became interested. He said to the old nun: "Well, I think she likes me quite a lot."
"I don't like you." The little girl didn't give Lin Youde any face, "It's just that you smell so good."
"Do you want to eat me or what?" Lin Youde complained in his heart, "Are you Master Bei?"
"In short," Lin Youde said to the nuns on the surface, "leave her to my care first, and you can please take her back."
"No." At this time, the middle-aged bespectacled nun who had been staying behind the old nun stood up and said to Lin Youde in thickly accented English, "Underage concubines in all monasteries in Russia are the property of His Majesty the Tsar. Anyone can
No one can get involved."
The teacher's smell exuded by the middle-aged nun made Lin Youde frown. He couldn't help but think of the annoying director of the Political and Education Department in high school, so his voice became rude: "It is the property of His Majesty the Tsar, so as long as His Majesty the Tsar agrees
Is it enough to transfer the property? Of course, the Tsar is dead now and cannot ask him to give orders. But if Crown Prince Alexei agrees, you will have nothing to say? "
Lin Youde deliberately emphasized the literal translation of the three words "dead like a ball" into Chinese English. Sister Nai was not stupid. Of course she heard that "dead like a ball" was not a good word, and she immediately trembled with anger.
The little girl who was still being carried by Lin Youde stuck out her tongue and made faces at the middle-aged nun, making strange noises like "bola bola bola".
It seems that this little guy doesn't hate this middle-aged nun.
"I'll ask His Highness the Prince to fill in the paperwork later, and that's it." After saying that, Lin Youde put the little girl on his shoulder, "Let's go eat horseshoe cake."
"I want to eat rice cakes."
"Then eat rice cakes."
"My name is Sierra."
"Okay," Lin Youde carried the little Lolita and went straight to the kitchen, "Sela, you will live here from today on, and you can eat whatever you want."
After leaving the sight of the nuns, the little guy suddenly spoke.
"Those glasses always bullied me. Natasha always protected me when she was still in the convent, but after Natasha became an adult, no one protected me. In fact, she really hates Shen Ji, and feels that we are treated unfairly by God.
The best example. But she doesn’t dare to bully other goddesses, so she always bullies me.”
"You really understand." Lin Youde said.
"Of course," the little girl took Lin Youde's casual words as a compliment to herself, "I am very smart."
"It's just a little weird."
The little girl didn't answer.
At this time, Lin Youde had already walked a long distance with the little guy on his shoulders. He took a shortcut and passed several offices. Lin Ji's employees were surprised to see this strange combination and started talking about it.
When she finally returned to the quieter living area, the little girl suddenly spoke again.
"Natasha actually thinks you're pretty good."
"Oh? Is that so?" Lin Youde was very happy.
"But it's better to get rid of the habit of picking your feet."
Where is this going?
"Besides, Natasha likes those with hairier chests."
"Ah, thank you for telling me." Lin Youde said half-heartedly.
These words made the little girl who had been staring at the decorative reliefs on the wall of the base camp lower her head and look at Lin Youde's head shell. After a moment, she sighed unknown and muttered: "Forget it if you don't believe it."
**
Before dinner that night, Josephine pulled Lin Youla into a small booth next to the restaurant where the table was being arranged, and asked angrily: "What the hell is going on? I did make plans to add a Russian girl to the family table.
We were prepared, but why wasn’t Natasha the one who came?”
"It's hard to explain clearly," Lin Youde curled his lips, and then explained it to his wife in this way.
Then he said: "It's just...it really just happened by chance, and then I lifted it up like a cat and put it on my shoulder, and then it became like this..."
Josephine frowned and stared at her husband, which made Lin Youde feel a little guilty - although he felt there was no need to feel guilty.
At this time Isabella opened the door and came in.
"I felt Josephine's breath behind the door," Isabella said. "I just wondered if you were dragged in, Lin. What happened to that little guy?"
So Lin Youde could only explain it like this again.
"So that's it," Isabella breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought you suddenly awakened to some strange hobby... But then again, is Sera really going to be an adult in two years?"
"It should be true?"
"...This can't be seen at all. Shenji usually has relatively obvious secondary sexual characteristics. Even Tianyi actually has some breasts. It's really rare to be completely flat like this..."
Lin Youde wanted to complain about Isabella's strange thinking. But at this time, someone else pushed the door open and came in.
"I feel your two breaths inside." Ba said, "I wonder if my dear might be here too..."
"Have you made an appointment?"
Lin Youde interrupted Ba. Just as he was about to explain the ins and outs for the third time, the door was opened again.
"Xun, even you... Huh?"
There was no one outside the door - no, the person who opened the door was too short, so Lin Youde didn't see anyone at first sight.
Sera stood at the door, first looking at Ba who was closest to her, then Isabella, and finally Josephine. Then Sera said "Oh", and the expression on her face seemed to be admiring something.
Lin Youde and his wife and lovers looked at each other in confusion.
At this time, the little girl looked at Lin Youde and said, "You are really weird."
The weird thing is you are right!
But before Lin Youde could react, the little girl disappeared from the door. Lin Youde stepped forward and opened the door, and saw Sierra running to the dining table and sitting down.
Lin Youde scratched the back of his head, looked back at the girls who were also confused, and finally shrugged with his hands spread out.
"How about we just accept this child temporarily?"
His women all had expressions like "I'm used to it" or something similar.
Just like that, between the peaks and valleys next to Lin Youde, there was a small plain...